Sergei

  • Vladimir, holding a broken coffee machine:Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Anatoly:I did. I broke it.
  • Vladimir:No. No, you didn’t. Ivan?
  • Ivan:Don’t look at me, look at Sergei!
  • Sergei:What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Ivan:Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Sergei:Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Ivan:Suspicious...
  • Sergei:No, it’s not!
  • Dimitri:If it matters, probably not but, Semyon was the last one to use it.
  • Semyon:Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Dimitri:Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Semyon:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dimitri!
  • Anatoly:Let’s not fight, I broke it! Let me pay for it, Vladimir!
  • Vladimir:No. Who broke it?
  • Sergei:Vladimir, Piotr has been awfully quiet...
  • Piotr:Really?!
  • Sergei:Yeah, really!
  • Everyone:*yelling ensues* *a gun is shot*
  • Vladimir, whispering:I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Misha’s a doll. Confession; during one take when I turned to make eye contact with him, I got totally distracted by how blue his eyes were… completely fell out of the scene… seriously. Super unprofessional to have such blue eyes, otherwise, he’s a good scene partner. 

Erica Carroll (Hannah, SPN) []

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RUSSIAN COMPOSERS AT THE PIANO:

I. Alexander Scriabin
II. Sergei Rachmaninov
III. Nikolai Myaskovsky
IV. Dmitri Shostakovich
V. Sergei Prokofiev
VI. Aram Khachaturian
VII. Rodion Shchredin