September-2nd-2013

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Men Hate When Women Succeed, Says Garbage Study (Story #2)

Men are pigs, says pseudo-science.

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Host: Elliott Morgan

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Girl Drinks So Much Her Throat Explodes (Story #1)

In the best anti-drinking after-school special ever, Megan Thomason is the main character.

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notanearlyadopter replied to your post: Hi Pilf! I am glad you are having a good convention and sorry that you miss the tumblrverse. The tumblrverse is pretty awesome so I understand missing it.

How do you recognize a Carlos + Cecil in the wild?

I too was fascinated by the fact that I could!
but generally, accepted presenation seems to be: white-haired Cecil, with third eye,and optional tentacle tattooos, Nightvale Purple sweatervest, and microphone/headset, and Carlos in lab coat with glasses and, of course, lush dark hair with just a touch of grey at the temples. It helps when they’re together!
Also, there were Hooded Figures carrying dogs PLASTIC BAGS.

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Aliens and World Domination on #TableTalk!

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Timberlake Wants to be Riddler & Miley’s “Confession (Story #4)

Oh, hey there! Hehe, welcome to SourcePop, or PopSource, or FedderPop, or Whatever. Today we’re chattin’ Miley, the Biebs, and JT. It’s a hat trick of old-fashioned celebrity fun!

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The Cure for Internet Addiction! (Story #3)

New Pennsylvania hospital opens inpatient treatment program for internet addiction.

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Hosts: Lee Newton, Ross Everett

Fifteen minutes into a thirteen hour shift.

And now I have to schoolwork for all thirteen hours so I can go out of town for my birthday this weekend. 

Why thirteen?

My friend and coworker Danielle has to have emergency surgery today because she wants to steal my medical malady thunder. How lame is that? I have a severe vitamin deficiency, so she has to have her gallbladder removed. Way to be an overachiever, am I right?

But seriously, send positive thoughts her way if you don’t mind, even if she is a dick. 

diary sep 02 2013

so i’m starting a diary because my friends do and it could be a good way to keep track of my thoughts. this is the book {________} gave me when she loved me but for some reason its not making me cry. nothing is making me ache like it should at the moment. i have a physical ache from boisdale club still but that’s all…

…went to mcdonalds, thoroughly okay. i’m lulling. nothing’s as beautiful as it was a week ago, but i still feel good.