Self-High-Five

With the end of Tuesday so close, we couldn’t be sure that she’d make it out, but she’s managed it. Five fevers in the span of 48 hours. Truly, magnificent.

so today in college my friend was like 

“if you could meet one celebrity and talk to them for an hour, who would you pick”

so straight away i said Louis and she was like “which ones that, the blonde one?”

and before i could even answer another girl was like 

“no he’s the one with brown hair who looks really gay”

and then the guy was like 

“he is gay isn’t he?”

and I just sat there like wow I taught these bitches well