How about Seblaine and #2? Thanks!
#2: “Have you lost your damn mind!?” From this post
“Have you lost your damn mind!?” Blaine screeched, eyes wide in shock. Sebastian has done a lot of stupid things in his life. But this? This took the top prize for stupidity. Well, for a prep school student anyway. The stunt that Sebastian pulled wasn’t uncommon for public school, but for a prep school this was just ridiculous. “I can’t believe you stole the stack of tests from Mr. Daniels!”
Sebastian frowned and looked at the papers in his hands. “I thought it would be funny. I mean tomorrow’s April Fool’s day.” He held the stack out to Blaine. “We need to hide these!”
“Oh no. No. No. No. No!” Blaine pushed the tests toward his boyfriend. “We’re already on Daniel’s shit list and I am not getting another detention because of you. You stole the tests you hide them.”
“Fine!” Sebastian exclaimed dramatically. “Don’t help, but just so you know… I’m not giving you a blow job for a month.” He flounced toward the door, knowing full well that Blaine would take his threat seriously.
“Okay. I’ll help you.” Blaine jerked the papers out of Sebastian’s grasp. “But just so you know. If we get detention I’m not giving you a blow job for two months.” He hissed in his boyfriend’s ear.
“Worth it.” The taller boy smirked; Blaine’s threats were always empty so he wasn’t worried.
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