Post-Match Press-Conference: Laura Harvey // Seattle Reign FC

*Tour guide voice*

If you look to your right, you’ll see the FCKC fans buying chastity belts for their team.

Look to the left, Sky Blue, Dash and Flash fans are trying to figure out if they are gonna have a team when the season starts.

Further ahead Red Stars and Spirits fans are hoping to fly under the radar, so nothing bad will happen to their team.

The Portland fans feels pretty optimistic about their roster, because the Morgan trade screwed everyone else over.

No one really knows what’s happening with the Breakers anymore.

Orlando fans just want the season to get started.

And in the back you have the Reign, sitting and watching the chaos unfold with a glass of wine in hand.

Welcome to pre-season.