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THE 20 FUNNIEST FRENCH EXPRESSIONS (AND HOW TO USE THEM)
  • The French don’t “piss you off”…they “shit you off” (Faire chier quelqu’un).
  • The French don’t call you “idiotic”…they call you “as dumb as a broom” (Être con comme un balai).
  • The French don’t “blow you off”…they “give you the rake” (Se prendre un râteau).
  • The French don’t tell you that “they don’t care”…they tell you that “they care about it like they care about their very first shirt” (S’en foutre comme de sa première chemise).
  • The French don’t say “this is annoying me”…they say “I’m getting swollen by this” (Ça me gonfle).
  • The French don’t tell you to “leave them alone”…they tell you to “go and cook yourself an egg” (Aller se faire cuire un œuf).
  • The French don’t tell you that “you’re grumpy”…they tell you that “you’re farting sideways” (Avoir un pet de travers).
  • The French don’t “go crazy”…they “break a fuse” (Péter un plomb).
  • The French are not “bumbling”…they have “their two feet in the same clog” (Avoir les deux pieds dans le même sabot).
  • The French are not “energized”…they have “the potato” or the “French fry” (Avoir la patate/la frite).
  • The French don’t tell you “to mind your own business”…they tell you “to deal with your own onions” (Occupe-toi de tes oignons).
  • The French are not “broke”…they are “scythed like wheat fields” (Être fauché comme les blés).
  • The French are not “very lucky”…they have “as much luck as a cuckold” (Avoir une veine de cocu).
  • The French don’t say “it’s useless”…they say “it’s like pissing in a violin” (Pisser dans un violon).
  • The French are not “ungrateful”…they “spit in the soup” (Cracher dans la soupe).
  • The French don’t “fuss about something”…they “make a whole cheese about it” (En faire tout un fromage).
  • The French don’t “give someone a tongue-lashing”…they “yell at them like they’re rotten fish” (Engueuler quelqu’un comme du poisson pourri).
  • French men don’t “sleep around”…they “dip their biscuit” (Tremper son biscuit).
  • The French are not “big-headed”…they “fart higher than their ass is located” (Péter plus haut que son cul).
  • The French don’t “shup someone up”…they “nail someone’s beak” (Clouer le bec de quelqu’un).

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The 20 funniest French expressions (and how to use them)

1. The French don’t “piss you off”…they “shit you off” (Faire chier quelqu’un).

2. The French don’t call you “idiotic”…they call you “as dumb as a broom” (Être con comme un balai).

3. The French don’t “blow you off”…they “give you the rake” (Se prendre un râteau).

4. The French don’t tell you that “they don’t care”…they tell you that “they care about it like they care about their very first shirt” (S’en foutre comme de sa première chemise).

5. The French don’t say “this is annoying me”…they say “I’m getting swollen by this” (Ça me gonfle).

6. The French don’t tell you to “leave them alone”…they tell you to “go and cook yourself an egg” (Aller se faire cuire un œuf).

7. The French don’t tell you that “you’re grumpy”…they tell you that “you’re farting sideways” (Avoir un pet de travers).

8. The French don’t “go crazy”…they “break a fuse” (Péter un plomb).

9. The French are not “bumbling”…they have “their two feet in the same clog” (Avoir les deux pieds dans le même sabot).
More like this: Mini-guide to French slang

10. The French are not “energized”…they have “the potato” or the “French fry” (Avoir la patate/la frite).

11. The French don’t tell you “to mind your own business”…they tell you “to deal with your own onions” (Occupe-toi de tes oignons).

12. The French are not “broke”…they are “scythed like wheat fields” (Être fauché comme les blés).

13. The French are not “very lucky”…they have “as much luck as a cuckold” (Avoir une veine de cocu).

14. The French don’t say “it’s useless”…they say “it’s like pissing in a violin” (Pisser dans un violon).

15. The French are not “ungrateful”…they “spit in the soup” (Cracher dans la soupe).

16. The French don’t “fuss about something”…they “make a whole cheese about it” (En faire tout un fromage).

17. The French don’t “give someone a tongue-lashing”…they “yell at them like they’re rotten fish” (Engueuler quelqu’un comme du poisson pourri).

18. French men don’t “sleep around”…they “dip their biscuit” (Tremper son biscuit).

19. The French are not “big-headed”…they “fart higher than their ass is located” (Péter plus haut que son cul).

20. The French don’t “shup someone up”…they “nail someone’s beak” (Clouer le bec de quelqu’un).

(found there : http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/20-funniest-french-expressions-use/)


It’s pretty fun to read this in english, it almost makes these expressions better.
And I think kbearluna would like number 7 and 19 ;)

From J’aime le français facebook page

Expressions françaises

1. The French don’t “piss you off”…they “shit you off” (Faire chier quelqu’un).
2. The French don’t call you “idiotic”…they call you “as dumb as a broom” (Être con comme un balai).
3. The French don’t “blow you off”…they “give you the rake” (Se prendre un râteau).
4. The French don’t tell you that “they don’t care”…they tell you that “they care about it like they care about their very first shirt” (S’en foutre comme de sa première chemise).
5. The French don’t say “this is annoying me”…they say “I’m getting swollen by this” (Ça me gonfle).
6. The French don’t tell you to “leave them alone”…they tell you to “go and cook yourself an egg” (Aller se faire cuire un œuf).
7. The French don’t tell you that “you’re grumpy”…they tell you that “you’re farting sideways” (Avoir un pet de travers).
8. The French don’t “go crazy”…they “break a fuse” (Péter un plomb).
9. The French are not “bumbling”…they have “their two feet in the same clog” (Avoir les deux pieds dans le même sabot).
10. The French are not “energized”…they have “the potato” or the “French fry” (Avoir la patate/la frite).
11. The French don’t tell you “to mind your own business”…they tell you “to deal with your own onions” (Occupe-toi de tes oignons).
12. The French are not “broke”…they are “scythed like wheat fields” (Être fauché comme les blés).
13. The French are not “very lucky”…they have “as much luck as a cuckold” (Avoir une veine de cocu).
14. The French don’t say “it’s useless”…they say “it’s like pissing in a violin” (Pisser dans un violon).
15. The French are not “ungrateful”…they “spit in the soup” (Cracher dans la soupe).
16. The French don’t “fuss about something”…they “make a whole cheese about it” (En faire tout un fromage).
17. The French don’t “give someone a tongue-lashing”…they “yell at them like they’re rotten fish” (Engueuler quelqu’un comme du poisson pourri).
18. French men don’t “sleep around”…they “dip their biscuit” (Tremper son biscuit).
19. The French are not “big-headed”…they “fart higher than their ass is located” (Péter plus haut que son cul).
20. The French don’t “shut someone up”…they “nail someone’s beak” (Clouer le bec de quelqu’un).

20 fun french expressions (and how to use them)

1. The French don’t “piss you off”…they “shit you off” (Faire chier quelqu’un).

2. The French don’t call you “idiotic”…they call you “as dumb as a broom” (Être con comme un balai).

3. The French don’t “blow you off”…they “give you the rake” (Se prendre un râteau).

4. The French don’t tell you that “they don’t care”…they tell you that “they care about it like they care about their very first shirt” (S’en foutre comme de sa première chemise).

5. The French don’t say “this is annoying me”…they say “I’m getting swollen by this” (Ça me gonfle).

6. The French don’t tell you to “leave them alone”…they tell you to “go and cook yourself an egg” (Aller se faire cuire un œuf).

7. The French don’t tell you that “you’re grumpy”…they tell you that “you’re farting sideways” (Avoir un pet de travers).

8. The French don’t “go crazy”…they “break a fuse” (Péter un plomb).

9. The French are not “bumbling”…they have “their two feet in the same clog” (Avoir les deux pieds dans le même sabot).


10. The French are not “energized”…they have “the potato” or the “French fry” (Avoir la patate/la frite).

11. The French don’t tell you “to mind your own business”…they tell you “to deal with your own onions” (Occupe-toi de tes oignons).

12. The French are not “broke”…they are “scythed like wheat fields” (Être fauché comme les blés).

13. The French are not “very lucky”…they have “as much luck as a cuckold” (Avoir une veine de cocu).

14. The French don’t say “it’s useless”…they say “it’s like pissing in a violin” (Pisser dans un violon).

15. The French are not “ungrateful”…they “spit in the soup” (Cracher dans la soupe).

16. The French don’t “fuss about something”…they “make a whole cheese about it” (En faire tout un fromage).

17. The French don’t “give someone a tongue-lashing”…they “yell at them like they’re rotten fish” (Engueuler quelqu’un comme du poisson pourri).

18. French men don’t “sleep around”…they “dip their biscuit” (Tremper son biscuit).

19. The French are not “big-headed”…they “fart higher than their ass is located” (Péter plus haut que son cul).

20. The French don’t “shup someone up”…they “nail someone’s beak” (Clouer le bec de quelqu’un)

mindkiller17  asked:

When tu amigo te dice que william es hijo de eggs bennedict y que eggs bennedict mato a los niños y los animatronics lo mataron y que william destruyó a los animatronics por venganza pero murió en springtrap *teorías lokas xd*

WTF XD, Para mi Egg es hijo de William, William mato a los niños, los animatronicos confunde a Egg con su padre, los animatronicos persiguen a Egg hasta la habitación segura, allí Egg se mete en Springtrap y fin