Scythe Iniuria

OC Challenge Day Twenty-Four: With a Pet or Mount [Desoto and Scythe]

Okay, so technically Scythe isn’t a pet. Until I figure out which real pets I want the Earthwhisper clan to have, he’s kind of the closest thing. And since Desoto doesn’t like to ride as often as Amariah…

I imagine he does this quite a bit for the first few years. Poor Desoto.

(You can all blame el-aatmik for the idea.)

Inside the Actor's Studio Edition

Tagged by: el-aatmik

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)

10 Questions: Scythe


Image by el-aatmik!

1. What is your favorite word?:
“Empalagarse. It’s a Spanish word; it refers to the sensation of becoming overcome with the sweetness of something – for example, the feeling you get when you’ve eaten a chocolate cake and need to chase it with a glass of milk.”

2. What is your least favorite word?:
“Fatherless. That the word should even need to exist is abhorrent.”

3. What turns you on?:
“Spark. I’m not interested in some obedient little porcelain doll; I prefer a woman who will stand up for herself, verbally or physically. And a pretty face certainly won’t hurt anyone’s chances, either.”

4. What turns you off?:
“Pettiness, ditziness, and feebleness. And, to be frank, soft pudginess – I have no interest in pampered princesses or spoiled civilians. If she doesn’t have an iota of sense or the ability of a small cub to defend herself, any prospective sweetlings are better off looking for someone else to hang off of.”

5. What sound do you love?:
“The sound of my mother humming or singing. She doesn’t do it so much anymore; I cherish every tune I hear.”

6. What sound do you hate?:
“The sound of whining in general – from any gender. Begging, too. And then there’s the sound of nails tapping and of lisping.”

7. What is your favorite curse word?:
¡Chinga tu hermana! Spanish again; it means, ‘fuck your sister’. A brilliant alternative to mother-fucking insults.”

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?:
“An idiotic question; this will be my only ‘profession’ until the war ends. But if I should somehow live to see that day, I think I might pursue a career in law enforcement – provided it ever improves from the parody we endure here in Noctis.”

9. What profession would you not like to do?:
“The one I’m currently doing. Ironic, I know.”

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?:
“Ha. Even those who speak of a higher being doubt its existence? Laughable.”

-he stretches his neck-

“If there is a Great Creator, he’d better have some answers for me. I’d like to know what I ever did to him, that I deserved the crap he’s put me through.”


Bonus Questions:

1. Something most people don’t know about you?:
“My given name is Jaime. I took the name Scythe after my father died – to cut down the human scourge.”

2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?:
“Wrath. Some might say Pride or Envy; of course, that would indicate that they don’t know me very well.”

3. What are some notable merits and flaws?:
“I am a strong, loyal warrior – loyal to my family, loyal to my King, and loyal to a point to those who prove themselves my allies. Although I suppose you could argue that I am too… zealous in hunting down humans and Lucian warriors.”

-he laughs-

4. Sexual Preference?:
“Women.”

-he tilts his head-

“It’s possible that I might consider sleeping with a man. He would have to be incredibly exceptional, however – and frankly, I would probably have to be drunk off my ass. I doubt it would go anywhere even then.”

5. What position do they sleep in?:
“I sleep on my stomach – that’s the easiest position for me to come up off the bed, if I need to. If I ever share the bed with someone, I imagine I’ll be something of a spooner.”

6. Favorite sexual position?:
“Leapfrog.”

7. If they could change one thing about their lives, what would it be?:
“I would find a way to convince my father not to help those humans. If he had only killed those ungrateful fleshbags, he might still be alive.”

8. Do they see themselves as good, or evil?:
“Of course I’m not a good person, idiot. But there are greater monsters than me running around out there.”

9. Is there anyone, or anything they would die for?
“My mother.”

10. Do they find themselves attractive or not?
“Of course I’m attractive; do you have any idea how many women flirt with me?”

11. What is their worst fear?
“Losing my mother, as well. And death.”

12. How do they define respect?
“Respect is the ability to keep your mouth shut and your head down when someone more powerful than you is in the room.”

13. A guilty pleasure(s)?:
“Hmm. Definitely my… affinity for pretty girls.”

14. What is/would be their favorite novel or series?
“The Tolkien legendarium. It’s overrun with human characters, but the Elves make up for it. I’ve always wanted to meet Caranthir…”

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10 Tagged Characters: …Anybody who has a muse! Go for it!