Science Officer 0718

{outofprosperity: before I go can we 

mr. biff: or maybe he’s just like “captain it seems we are out of cranberries in the ships replicators.” and he’s just constantly reminding jim of little unimportant things about the ship like “captain the space latrines on floor seven are clogged due to ensign rodriguez'es altercation with last night’s burritoes. captain there is dust in the keyboards and it feels icky. captain i regret to inform you that it is not very professional to let your commanding officer assfuck you in the green room. also, you left a bit of a mess on one of the screens.”

mr. biff: its the first time jim actually listens to him

mr. biff: and the guy just spills it all on the damn bridge with everyone listening

. biff: after that jim makes sure to keep weird android alien dude in his pocket and makes sure the dudes content bc like hell does he want random ppl asking him about shit jims done in this ship bc the guy has like. no privacy setting and will spill if asked

 

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YES THAT’S RIGHT A RAFFLE TO KICK OFF THE PREORDER!

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2 WINNERS

1st GETS A SET OF 5 BUTTONS OF THEIR CHOICE

2nd GETS A SET OF 3 BUTTONS OF THEIR CHOICE

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PREORDER HERE

The buttons are 1.5 inch and  3.5 inch pinbacks (the winners may chose what size they like best for their sets)

Buttons will not be sold in singles but in sets of 3, 5, 7 and all 13

BOTH THE PREORDER AND THE RAFFLE END ON JUNE 1st!

Okay but can we talk about science officer 0718 in Star Trek: Into Darkness because he’s fucking connected to the ship. “[Joseph] Gatt said "one of my cybernetic augmentations is on the back of my head. The concept is that it’s a miniature version of the ship’s main computer which puts me in direct telepathic connection with the ship’s systems at all times.”“ (Memory Alpha)

If you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.