Quick Hobby Update!

Tonight I started working on one of the Purestrain Genestealers for my Cult, the Coronid Watchmen.
Base colours are down and it’s ready to be shaded. I also got all the shading washes down on my two Neophyte test models.

Really enjoying painting with some bright colours after finishing my Iron Warriors army!

Happy Hobbying!

David

Humans are space orcs

I’ve been reading a lot of these “humans are space orcs” posts and that got me thinking…

Imagine that you’re the only human in youre crew. Youre crew is getting attacked by pirates and they start shooting darts with a deadly substance in it. None of youre crewmembers is getting hit, but one dart hits you. The whole crew is freaking out and screaming “Oh no, our human is dying!”

But you don’t feel like you’re about to die. You feel energetic and hyperactive. You manage to blurt out “ohmygodifeelawesomewhatwasinthosedarts?!?” And one crewmember just stares at you like you lost youre mind and says “that… that was caffeine”

And then you spend the next hour running in cyrcles and screaming “WEEEEEEEEE” while your crewmembers slowly start to whish that these darts had killed you.