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I Am The Only One Who Cares - Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak - SFW

Title: I Am The Only One Who Cares
Author: Donnie
Fandom: South Park
Setting: Craig’s Bedroom, Tweek Bros. Coffee
Pairing: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Characters: Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: T
Chapters: 1/1
Word Count: 661
Type of Work: One-Shot
Status: Complete
Warnings: Gay, Slash, Yaoi, Fluff, Language
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.
Summary: Tweek was the only one that really loved Craig. Craig was the only one that really loved Tweek.

AN: So, I finished The Fractured But Whole yesterday, and I had some major Creek feels. I love the Boys so much! ; u; I hope you guys enjoy!

I Am The Only One Who Cares

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Craig Tucker lay in bed, for the first time in years, awake. It was no secret that the brick shithouse could fall asleep standing up, or mid-football game while defending their star quarterback. Usually sleep wasn’t very hard for him to come by, even if he could sleep for thirteen hours at a time and still feel exhausted the next day. There was only one thing that could keep him up all night.

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My only explanation for this is I had a great need for something in which Dex is actually totally fine with his sexuality, he just hasn’t made a big deal about it since he got to Samwell and everyone’s been assuming he was straight. I’ll probably use this idea again for something more substantial, but this song came on in the car today and I thought up this whole conversation around it, so here you go.


“Dex… are you listening to Cake?” Nursey asked.

Up until a few minutes ago, Dex had been alone in the room and therefore hadn’t been bothering with headphones. “Yeah, why?” he said, not looking up from his homework.

“It doesn’t really seem like your kind of thing.”

“Huh? Oh.” He glanced at the playlist. “This is a mix my sister made me. It’s an inside joke.”

“Okay, I have to ask. Why is ‘Satan Is My Motor’ a joke? Is it just because you’re angry all the time?”

“No. Have you ever even listened to the song? It’s not angry at all.”

“Unlike everything else you listen to.”

Dex glared at him. (A mild glare, by his standards.) “Do you want to know or not?”

Nursey mimed zipping his lips shut. Dex rolled his eyes.

“Like I said, it’s an inside joke. I was rebuilding a car for her when our priest went on a big anti-gay kick, and she heard this song and it cracked us up that he would accuse us of running on Satan’s power. We laughed about it all summer. Man, that guy was a dick. No one was sad to see him go.”

“I… what?”

“Aren’t you an English major? Tell me I don’t have to explain a word-play joke about sexuality to you. I mean, you’ve studied Shakespeare. I know you have.”

“But… you’re straight.”

Dex snorted and turned back to his homework. “I’m sure my high school boyfriend would be shocked to hear that. Aren’t you supposed to be writing an essay?”

Nursey, for perhaps the first time in the history of their acquaintance, was speechless. Well, this changed some things.

Dex didn’t appear to notice.

like you imagined when you were young - A Mix for Matt Murdock and Foggy Nelson

» 1//You’re Crashing, But You’re No Wave - Fall Out Boy  2//Drops of Jupiter - Train  3//Satan Is My Motor - Cake  4//When You Were Young - The Killers  5//Fuck Was I - Jenny Owen Youngs  6//Sex On Fire - Kings of Leon  7//Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chili Peppers  8//You’re A Disaster - Dragonette  9//Why Can’t I Be You? - The Cure  10//Slide - The Goo Goo Dolls  11//Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse  12//Bleeders - The Wallflowers  13//Mess Is Mine - Vance Joy «

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Satan Is My Motor
Cake

I’ve got wheels, Of polished steel,

I’ve got tires that grab, The road, 

I’ve got seats that selflessly, Hold my friends,

And a trunk that can carry, The heaviest of loads, 

I’ve got a mind that can steer me, To your house,

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And a heart that can bring you Red flowers, 

My intentions are good, And earnest, and true,

But under my hood, Is internal combustion power, 

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And Satan is my motor, Hear my motor purr,

Satan is my motor, motor, Hear my motor purr, 

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Satan is the only one, Who seems to understand, 

I’ve got brakes, I’m wide awake,

I can stop this car, At anytime, 

At the very last second, I can change directions,

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Turn completely around, If I feel so inclined, 

I’ve got a mind that can steer me, To your house,

And a heart that can bring you, Red flowers, 

My intentions are good, And earnest, and true,

But under my hood, Is internal combustion power, 

And Satan is my motor, Hear my motor purr,

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Satan is my motor, motor, Hear my motor purr, 

Satan is the only one, Who seems to understand, 

Satan is my motor, 

Satan is my motor,

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Satan is my motor

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Satan is my motor,

Satan is my motor, 

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Satan is my motor, Hear my motor purr, 

Satan is the only one, Who seems to understand…

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