Harry 'sassy' Potter
Sooo, I’ve been listening to the audiobook of Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone as I go to sleep. For the longest time I’ve been stuck on chapter 3, and I just love the two sassy lines Harry has in it.
(Reservations for my paraphrasing. I’m drawing from memory)
‘They shove people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall High,’ said Dudley. 'Wanna come upstairs and practice?’
'No thanks,’ said Harry. 'The toilet’s never had something as awful as your head in it; it might be sick.’
'What’s that?’ Harry asked, looking at the grey rags that were floating around in the tub in the sink.
Aunt Petunia’s lips thinned, as they always did when he dared to ask something. 'Your new school uniform’
'Oh, I didn’t realise that it had to be so wet.’