Agent: So, Katie, there’s a role you might be interested in….
Is she tragic? Is she suffering? Is she pining? Is she gay? Could she be gayer? Does she need a huge hug? Does she deserve the world but no one seems to be giving it to her? Is she a little shady? Does she have a dark side? Is she too fabulous despite all of that? Does she die? Bitch sign me up. When’s the audition? (x)
Here’s a silly one. Rank Katie’s roles in terms of hawtness (@rtracker).
Alrighty. This killed me, because personally, I would just choose them all. Can’t I just have them all??? It was almost as difficult as having to decide which character I would date (a high point in my life), so thanks for that! But first I had to consider my criteria for Maximum Hawtness™. It was necessary. I mean we all know Katie is gorgeous and hot af no matter what. So instead I had to consider things beyond Katie’s perfect face.
Sooo personal style, attitude, the way she carries herself, innocence vs. …naughtiness? Sauciness? Can that be a thing? Sure! Oh, and chemistry and interactions with other characters. That’s a big one. Leaving out the usual characters. So here is my list.
1. Kate Foster (But of course!)
Pretty sure a lot of you have seen me freak out about Kate. When it comes to judging hawtness, I am all for the sharp and pointy. When did the question of wanting fries cause anyone to become uncomfortably aroused?? When Kate Foster asked the question, that’s when! Kate is smooth, seductive and she spends pretty much her entire date with Erica looking like she is ready to rip her clothes of with her teeth. …Yeah that’s pretty hot. Bonus points for the lingering touches and the sex hair the morning after. #shooketh
2. Lena Luthor
The perfect combination of sharp and pointy and soft and squishy. There is definitely something about her that has drawn so many in. The heart-eyes, the perfect buns, the eyebrows, the lip-bite, the red lipstick… Then there is the fact that she dresses like she’s on her way to view the next big line during fashion week (That Magenta Coat™ tho). Speaking of the lip biting, heart-eyes, and eyebrows, is it me or is Lena more flirty than pretty much all of Katie’s characters combined? Throw all of that on top of the fact that she is an angel and classy af and you can just consider me deceased.
Pssst. If you are for any reason interested in more of Katie being hot and/or my somewhat warranted opinion/endless thirst, keep reading! Ok let’s move on.
You know how some actresses who play same sex couples or non canon same sex ships who are perfectly willing to play the characters but outside of the show they’re very like “I’m straight I’m straight I’m straight.” Or when they’re playing non canon F/F ships they’re like “Yeah they can ship us if they want but I’m pretty sure they’re just friends and will stay friends”
There are the actresses who play same sex couples and they’re always taking pictures together or joking about getting together and using the ship name or something like that. And the actresses who play non canon F/F ships are like “I would LOVE if they got together and they’re always joking and using the ship names as well and talking about the ship and joking around about getting together and things like that. I just love when the actresses do that and I’m so appreciative that even though they’re straight they’re not worried about coming off as not straight and I don’t know I’m just really appreciative because it shows how they really are okay and completely accepting of queer women.