“But consider my offer. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to these sets of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag, Finn, that he can’t mess with Sam Evans… And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python… but because you have some buzz at this school!”



Random: Do you watch *insert show*?
me: Are there lesbians?
Random: uh no
me: no


Santana Lopez, the shipper