(***CLOSED***) anyone interested in being interviewed?

*** to all that replied– if I haven’t gotten back to you yet, I will soon. got way more responses than expected but I intend to follow through with all interviews as long as everyone’s still interested by the time I get there. :) thank you for your patience guys! ***

ALL YOU NEED IS THE *EXACT TIME* OF YOUR BIRTH.

this is for my own informal astrological studies.

interview would include some impersonal topics but I’m mostly interested in diving deep & really getting to know you and your psyche.

*please be very comfortable with opening up & talking about yourself/your life
*this is a private interview, discussions are just between just you & I
*phone call, text, Skype, or just messaging on Tumblr-whatever works best.

☆perks 4u☆
-you get to talk about yourself and have someone be extremely interested!!!!
-a little bit of therapy, like it’s all in ur chart I can probably help
-learn about yourself
-learn about astrology & your chart! (if you want)
-sorta like a free reading

you don’t have to be into astrology to do this btw, I won’t talk about it if you’re not interested.

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Oftentimes it is not you who gets to decide wether your butt looks good or not, though you do get the tiebreaker.

Taurus: Cynicism and optimism have their place. That place is mashed together into a confusing Frankenstein of a conversation. Gotta keep people on their toes.

Gemini: Your toothbrush is a mimmic, a mimmic that really cares a lot about your dental hygiene.

Cancer: There is magic in cleaning your home. Not fiery kaboom type magic, more the now your house is clean kind of magic.

Leo: As you sit there, thumbing through your phone, something watches you. Something with dead eyes and rotted legs. Do not look up, it will see that as a sign of aggression.

Virgo: Whatever is carving your name into your belonging will stop if you read up on financial literacy, seriously debt management is important.

Libra: Look “dress for success” does not mean “cover yourself in gold paint”. The stars and I see what you were going for though.

Scorpio: Watch your tongue. It has its own agenda.

Ophiuchus: Due to a clerical error, all Ophiuchans can talk to cakes form the next two weeks or so if they concentrate real hard.

Sagittarius: Invoke your right to duel. Invoke it without warning or cause. Kill people with a rapier. Kill unsuspecting people with a rapier.

Capricorn: When all falls apart, follow the money.

Aquarius: I don’t care if it works, a thong is a silly thing to enchant.

Pisces: Make sure it’s a real angel of ephemeral night. Ask to see ID. Ask to see their nightmare mount. Protect ya neck. Wu Tang.

kaleidescopic gemini initiates the mutable quad, the well renowned twins expressing duality in every physical, sensual, and spiritual way. virgo follows the twins through a wave of changing, charging crystals reflecting the light, the mutable wave. virgo awakens the soul, nurtures a second life as it appears through the mother goddess, the spiritual life. all forms coalesced until sagittarius infuse like an arrow, shooting a million daggers in the direction of every star. pisces is the final mutable sign, reflecting every star onto its ocean and shining like the light of god, as each of the dualities represented become like marbles across the sky

Songs of Faith and Devotion

(songs for signs)

Aries: One Caress

Taurus: Mercy in You

Gemini: Walking in My Shoes

Cancer: Rush

Leo: Judas

Virgo: In Your Room

Libra: Judas

Scorpio: Walking in My Shoes

Sagittarius: Get Right With Me

Capricorn: Higher Love

Aquarius: Condemnation

Pisces: I Feel You

Things that Make the Sun Signs Feel Alive☀️

*Aries*: screaming, vibrant light(natural especially), the unexpected

*Taurus*: time to soak in their surroundings, things that *last*, physical gestures of support

*Gemini*: killing 2 birds with one stone, research just for the sake of it, chatting with anyone who crosses their path

*Cancer*: reassurance, connection to their past/ancestry, good food

*Leo*: a close-knit group, projecting a lively image, big plans

*Virgo*: witty conversation, simplifying their surroundings, taking careful care of themselves

*Libra*: uniting people through similarities, music to fit the mood, a night out on the town

*Scorpio*: keeping secrets, belly laughter, prolonged silence

*Sagittarius*: pushing boundaries, sharing pure excitement, changes that can never be undone

*Capricorn*: feeling stable and on top of things, angular or vintage decor, recognition

*Aquarius*: not knowing what would possibly happen next, belonging to dynamic and loving groups, being cryptic

*Pisces*: losing themselves, artful expression of feelings, giving themselves space and time to unwind

Signs as Fruits

Aries: Grapefruit

Taurus: Coconut

Gemini: Persimmon

Cancer: Mango

Leo: Pineapple

Virgo: Avocado

Libra: Strawberry

Scorpio: Cherry

Sagittarius: Guava

Capricorn: Longan

Aquarius: Pitaya

Pisces: Peach

Things the signs love

Aries: To feel wanted. Baby animals (especially kittens). Corny gifts. Stability. Forehead kisses. Red lipstick. Deep and meaningful conversations. Vodka. Mutual feelings. Drunk texts. Holding hands. Hot showers. Comedy movies. Someone that will make them better as a person. 

Taurus: Traveling. Roller coasters. Commitment. Neck kisses. Fun dates. Comfort snacks. Peanut butter. Watching horror movies with a significant other. Warm, fluffy towels. Buying pointless things. Late night tumblr sessions. Stuffed animals. Meaningful letters. Getting dressed up. Bubble baths. Forest. Rain and storms.

Gemini: Make out sessions. Instagram. Feeling wanted. Cute dates. Tall boys/short girls. Fluffy rugs. Romance movies. Collecting random things. Messy rooms. Wine. Conversations about sex. Being made feel special. Driving with the windows down.

Cancer: Small animals. Silk pajamas. Pretty things. Flowers. Cute lingerie. Vanilla milkshakes. Buying expensive makeup. Stuff that smells good. Fan-girling over celebs. Late night Netflix. Pizza. Roller skating.

Leo: Night drives. Fairy lights. Soft, worn in hoodies. Stars. Instagram. Fireworks. Soft cheeks kisses. Bear hugs. Stomach butterflies. Giving advice. Salted caramel. Champagne. Amusement parks.

Virgo: Face masks. Commitment. Dogs. Turning up music loud while driving. Disney movies. Feeling acknowledged. Sound of rain. Music. Shooting stars. Black and white photographs. Fashion.

Libra: Candles. Fireworks. Bonfires. Commitment. Romance novels. Big animals. Warm houses. Skinny jeans. Drinking with friends. Salt and vinegar chips. Sending ugly pictures to friends. Lip syncing beyonce or justin bieber. Smell of books. Dogs. The milky way.

Scorpio: Cold drinks. Full bank account. Adrenaline rushes. Deep, passionate kisses. Warm socks. Inside jokes. Staring. Hand written letters. Sarcasm. Movies (scorpios are movie freaks). Soapy showers.

Sagittarius: Horror movies with friends. Weed. Photography. Architecture. Gossip. Classy outings. Sarcasm. Face and body products. Reaching high levels on video games. Sassy remarks. Traveling. Cactuses. Piercings. Adventure. Croissants.

Capricorn: Expensive makeup. Feeling wanted. Photo booths. Clean houses. Clouds. Sarcasm. Dirty jokes. Sparklers. Green grass. Festivals. Drunk texting. Pretty underwear. Boybands. Late night tumblr sessions. Dark lipstick. Passionate kissing.

Aquarius: Aquariums ( :’) ). Beach bikes. Long strolls on beach. Sundresses. Innocent gossip. Booty. Late night texting. Blasting music in car. Exotic drinks. Trampolines. Rock jumps. Books. Christmas lights. Pretty views.

Pisces: Old movies. Heart shaped sunglasses. The universe. Knitted blankets. Shimmery eyeshadow. Learning. Smell of rain. Daydreaming. Chill songs. Sea shells. Drawing. Brand new pens.