Secrets of the signs

Aries: can’t handle fighting and losing people. They act like they’re happy to let people go, but in reality they regret fighting and want those people back, they hate loosing people that mean something to them.

Taurus: is afraid that no one actually wants them around, and they’re easily forgotten about to the people who mean the most to them, is constantly wondering if they mean anything to anyone.

Gemini: They try so hard to fit in and be friends with everyone they change who they are themselves , but would rather change than be alone, because being alone is extremely scary to them.

Cancer: tries to act happy all the time. They feel like if they let others see them upset, they’re disappointing them. Needs to make sure everyone around them doesn’t worry about them, no matter what the cost.

Leo: Believes they are unlovable and that everything that goes wrong is their fault. They try to act tough and like they don’t care, but deep inside, they are probably the most sensitive person you will ever meet.

Virgo: has trouble handling life. They may seen like they have everything under control and in order, but in reality they have trouble making it every hour of the day. It’s hard for them to stay positive.

Libra: Can’t be without a lover because they need to invest time in others so they don’t have to focus on themselves. Hates having to deal with their own problems so they hide them and pretend everything is fine.

Scorpio: is scared of getting close to people. They love being trusted by others but have a hard time trusting others. Are afraid one day this will push everyone away but they don’t know how to fix it.

Sagittarius: Wants only love and to be loved. When they aren’t with someone, they start to feel hopeless and like they aren’t good enough for anyone.

Capricorn: Invests themselves in trying to get to the top, so they tend to not have deep connections with anyone. They’re afraid because of this that they’ll be alone forever.

Aquarius: Doesn’t feel emotions like they think they should. They get into relationships and don’t feel anything for a while, and because of this they believe there’s something wrong with them and hate themselves or it.

Pisces: Actually has no idea what they’re doing in life and day dreams to make themselves feel better. Is lost and confused but acts like they have everything under control and hates asking for help.

aesthetics for the signs

ARIES: long eyelashes, leather jackets, candlelight, autumn leaves, sleeping in, greek mythology, waves crashing on the beach
TAURUS: plaid shirts, the smell of fresh baked bread, disney movies, the sound of a guitar strumming, mountain peaks at sunrise
GEMINI: the forest at night, cat’s eye sunglasses, 24/7 gas stations, floorboards creaking at night, the smell of fresh ink, going on a first date
CANCER: old books, the smell of fresh cut grass, the colour peach, messy buns, accent walls, hand holding, matte lipstick
LEO: long car rides, thunder, the feeling of accomplishment, love poems, sunflowers, your favourite song on playing repeat
VIRGO: the first snow of the year, bright eyes, flowers in your hair, binge watching a new show, a warm mug of tea, fantasy books
LIBRA: iced coffee, the wind in your hair, string lights, the feeling of forgiveness, bonfires, a new crush
SCORPIO: the night sky, winged eyeliner, an old typewriter, speaking latin, wine stained lips, halloween costumes
SAGITTARIUS: bright houses, nude lipstick, the sound of laughter, watching musicals, forehead kisses
CAPRICORN: the full moon, the smell of clean laundry, new love, going to museums, shouting at the top of your lungs, watching the fog roll in
AQUARIUS: rain on pavement, a paint palette, the city at night, the colour cyan, falling stars, books written in french, ankle boots
PISCES: colourful flowers, sand between your toes, long hugs, ferris wheels, art galleries, cherry blossoms in the wind, a cat purring

Signs in relationships

Needs a lot of space: ARIES, Sagittarius

Needs a healthy balance: Taurus, Capricorn

Needs some space but mostly needs attention: Leo, GEMINI


Needs attention all the time and doesn’t want any space: PISCES, libra

Says they need space but actually wants attention all the time: Scorpio, Virgo

Wants attention WHILE they have their space: CANCER, Aquarius

The signs as people I've experienced in college

Aries: that guy who yelled “well buttfuck me!” When the quadratic formula was mentioned in math class

Taurus: that one annoying girl who sits next to me and always has to comment after everything the professor says. Just shut the fuck up

Gemini: the guy who walks everywhere barefoot. He doesn’t fucking believe in shoes

Cancer: that one guy who yelled “kobe!” and tried to toss a paper ball into the trashcan and missed, only to try 5 more times and miss each time. He does this every class period, missing every. single. time.

Leo: the guy who looked me dead in the eye in the library and said “You know what? Fuck it. Fuck all this bullshit.” and left

Virgo: that one dude who always shares gum, mints, snacks, etc. with the people sitting around him

Libra: that weeb that naruto ran into the cafeteria, grabbed a Chik-fil-A sandwich, and naruto ran out only to be chased by one of the cafeteria staff because he didn’t pay

Scorpio: that beefy dude who called up one of his beefy friends to come and literally lift the snack machine and shake it to get his snack that got stuck

Sagittarius: that guy who fell down a flight of stairs, flipped off the staircase, and turned around only to realize I had witnessed the whole thing and dabbed

Capricorn: the girl who gave her boyfriend a bouncy ball in class only for him to slam it down (thinking it wouldn’t bounce?) and causing the ball to hit the ceiling, ricochet off the blade of the ceiling fan, only to smack the teacher in the side of the head

Aquarius: the guy in my psychology class who told his best friend sitting next to him that he had a “raging erection”

Pisces: that girl who was asleep on the floor in a full sleeping bag and a pillow

Aries has a soft spot for the underdog, those who don’t have the opportunity to speak up, and those who are suppressed.

Aries has no patience for those who refuse to speak up, are bossy, and are dishonest or beat around the bush.

Taurus has a soft spot for those who get cheated or betrayed, the young, and those pushed out of security.

Taurus has no patience for those who try to pressure others, people who lead them on, the changeable, and the reckless.

Gemini has a soft spot for those who are put down, children, those who are lonely, and those who don’t get the opportunity to communicate.

Gemini has no patience for those who won’t get to the point, the uncommunicative, the uneducated by choice/closed mind, and those who waste time. 

Cancer has a soft spot for the vulnerable, sad, scared, children, animals, and any loved ones.

Cancer has no patience for the cruel, cold, the uncaring, the insensitive, and bullies.

Leo has a soft spot for the risk taker, the underdog, the unnoticed, someone who needs empowering, and children.

Leo has no patience for those who don’t speak up, pushovers, those who are bad at their jobs, and the dishonest.

Virgo has a soft spot for animals, the shy, the humble, the unsure, and the under appreciated or underrated.

Virgo has no patience for those who are rude, have no self-respect, don’t put in effort, are careless, and who are egotistical.

Libra has a soft spot for those treated unfairly, the defenseless, anyone who is kind, and the passive or peaceful. 

Libra has no patience for those who treat others unfairly or unequal, lack of justice, rude people, harsh people, and the authoritative.

Scorpio has a soft spot for those who’ve been thru similar struggles, the weak, the lost, the abused, and the used.

Scorpio has no patience for those who lack self-respect, are apathetic, who won’t go after their goals, and who refuse to learn their lesson. 

Sagittarius has a soft spot for the underdog, the new person, the unrepresented, the good charactered, the foreigner, and the free spirited.

Sagittarius has no patience for the petty, dishonest, closed minded, those who waste their time, and the controlling or overbearing.

Capricorn has a soft spot for the damaged, the ambitious, the hard workers, the sweet-tempered, the lonely, and the fearful.

Capricorn has no patience for the disrespectful, the lazy, the entitled, the unjust, the rule breakers, and leaches/moochers.

Aquarius has a soft side for misfits, outsiders, the misunderstood, rebels, those who are mentally different, and the mislead.

Aquarius has no patience for those who aren’t true to themselves, are oppressors, closed minded, the hardheaded, and the authoritative.

Pisces has a soft spot for any sob story, the needy, animals, children, the sick, the sad, the weak, the innocent, and the vulnerable.

Pisces has no patience for arrogance, mean-spirited people, users, those who try to change them, unsympathetic people, and the detached.

rising signs and the energies they give out

aries: masculine energies. very physical, body oriented. touchy-feely. fast pace of movement. very upfront. perky and zealous. loud laughter, but you know when they’re upset because the heat and irritation radiates off them, hard to ignore

taurus: stable and centred. empathic. slow pace of movement. grounded, calming presence. a face you want to tell all your problems to. very still, can be lazy languid at times. funny and charming, deep laughs and kind eyes

gemini: two styles - dark, introverted, hard shell, may come across intimidating at first. once part of their trusted inner circle, they are excellent conversationalists, able to engage in complex conversations with the blend of empathy and rationale, feeling and thought. second are more extroverted, easily connects with all sorts of people, (sometimes superficially). high energy either viscerally through body or intellectually through speech

cancer: calm, still and contemplative. the moon’s pull of the ocean can draw you in to an embodying embrace, or pull you under if the mood befalls them. communicates in feelings, can change the energies in a room unconsciously

leo: brazen and gregarious. loud laughter. energy and joy radiates. expression, vivacity. warmth. shares passions ambitions and encourages you in your own. feel energised after being around them. fun and authentic, no pretences 

virgo: quiet…may come off as reserved or even hard to get to know. hard shell. however, when you speak to them, they are kind, prioritise kindness over niceness. they see through superficiality, and will waste no time on those they regard as inauthentic. 

libra: graceful, light on the feet. balanced. elegance to their movement. quiet, but balanced. still and contemplative. conflict averse, harmonious, easy to talk to. easy to feel comfortable around. similar to pisces, but libra ascendants tend to be a bit more aloof

scorpio: enigmatic and charismatic. mysterious and seductive, draws people in. a quiet, strong intensity emanates from them. masters of persuasion and charm, eyes that see past lies, sarcastic humour

sagittarius: visceral , always moving, hard to stand still. enjoys throwing themselves into the heart of the action. experience things through the body, feelings are not hidden, but drawn out through physical experience. engaging

capricorn: bit of the outsider looking in, carries out things diligently. blunt communication style. slow movement but very reliable…rooted in realities, once behind a cause (whether person, or conceptual) it is hard for them to budge. stable and clear cut

aquarius: can be slightly blunt. quirky and aloof. very observant, unafraid to voice oppositional or different views. rebellious free spirited and channels energies through creative and/or intellectual endeavours……literally a breath of fresh air, see things in a different way around them, curiously

pisces: adapts to environments. good listeners. quiet, deep eyes. contemplative. sympathetic, soft. feel at peace with yourself when you are around them…..matches energies in room naturally, genuine care and can get lost in intimate conversation

Things the signs love

Aries: To feel wanted. Baby animals (especially kittens). Corny gifts. Stability. Forehead kisses. Red lipstick. Deep and meaningful conversations. Vodka. Mutual feelings. Drunk texts. Holding hands. Hot showers. Comedy movies. Someone that will make them better as a person. 

Taurus: Traveling. Roller coasters. Commitment. Neck kisses. Fun dates. Comfort snacks. Peanut butter. Watching horror movies with a significant other. Warm, fluffy towels. Buying pointless things. Late night tumblr sessions. Stuffed animals. Meaningful letters. Getting dressed up. Bubble baths. Forest. Rain and storms.

Gemini: Make out sessions. Instagram. Feeling wanted. Cute dates. Tall boys/short girls. Fluffy rugs. Romance movies. Collecting random things. Messy rooms. Wine. Conversations about sex. Being made feel special. Driving with the windows down.

Cancer: Small animals. Silk pajamas. Pretty things. Flowers. Cute lingerie. Vanilla milkshakes. Buying expensive makeup. Stuff that smells good. Fan-girling over celebs. Late night Netflix. Pizza. Roller skating.

Leo: Night drives. Fairy lights. Soft, worn in hoodies. Stars. Instagram. Fireworks. Soft cheeks kisses. Bear hugs. Stomach butterflies. Giving advice. Salted caramel. Champagne. Amusement parks.

Virgo: Face masks. Commitment. Dogs. Turning up music loud while driving. Disney movies. Feeling acknowledged. Sound of rain. Music. Shooting stars. Black and white photographs. Fashion.

Libra: Candles. Fireworks. Bonfires. Commitment. Romance novels. Big animals. Warm houses. Skinny jeans. Drinking with friends. Salt and vinegar chips. Sending ugly pictures to friends. Lip syncing beyonce or justin bieber. Smell of books. Dogs. The milky way.

Scorpio: Cold drinks. Full bank account. Adrenaline rushes. Deep, passionate kisses. Warm socks. Inside jokes. Staring. Hand written letters. Sarcasm. Movies (scorpios are movie freaks). Soapy showers.

Sagittarius: Horror movies with friends. Weed. Photography. Architecture. Gossip. Classy outings. Sarcasm. Face and body products. Reaching high levels on video games. Sassy remarks. Traveling. Cactuses. Piercings. Adventure. Croissants.

Capricorn: Expensive makeup. Feeling wanted. Photo booths. Clean houses. Clouds. Sarcasm. Dirty jokes. Sparklers. Green grass. Festivals. Drunk texting. Pretty underwear. Boybands. Late night tumblr sessions. Dark lipstick. Passionate kissing.

Aquarius: Aquariums ( :’) ). Beach bikes. Long strolls on beach. Sundresses. Innocent gossip. Booty. Late night texting. Blasting music in car. Exotic drinks. Trampolines. Rock jumps. Books. Christmas lights. Pretty views.

Pisces: Old movies. Heart shaped sunglasses. The universe. Knitted blankets. Shimmery eyeshadow. Learning. Smell of rain. Daydreaming. Chill songs. Sea shells. Drawing. Brand new pens.

''surprising'' facts about the signs
  • aries: reaaaaalllly fucking sensitive. that's maybe why they can get angry pretty fast, because they just take shit too personal sometimes, and they can't deal with it. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, they're actually fucking adorable and smol little beans who just crave love.
  • taurus: very care-free and they do not care about a single shitt. they're very hard-working though and they try to get shit done, but they are also very lazy, which isn't really surprising.. they are also very quick to anger, just like aries.
  • gemini: gemini isn't THAT two-faced like people think. they're just moody. they can get easily annoyed and that's why their mood can change pretty fast.
  • cancer: they're pretty obsessed with themselves and they can be really fucking cocky. they secretly like to make others suffer and make them feel shitty. they do it very slowly and careful though, so people won't notice it.
  • leo: really insecure, but never shows their insecure side bc they still want to shine in the spotlight, without people noticing their flaws, if they even have them because most leo's are flawless af.
  • virgo: they tend to worry a lot, still they don't really care about shit. i know that it sounds weird, but it's true! well, at least for the virgo's i know in real life. they tend to worry a lot about their work and school stuff, but they don't really do anything for it, but they also don't really care. however, they always seem to make everything perfect.
  • libra: they are reallllyyyyyy insecure in their relationships. they're usually a pro at relationships, but they are really insecure about it and they often don't know how to deal with them, or what to do with them.
  • scorpio: they are perfectionists. i don't really know if it's surprising, but they are perfectionists. i mean, they are very ambitious and that isn't a surprising fact, but just like virgo, they want everything to be perfect.
  • sagittarius: they are soft little beaaans. don't hurt them please. they seem really tough and strong, but they're realy sensitive. NEVER SHOWS IT THOUGH. you will never know when they're sad or anything, they always want to stay positive and happy, so they do.
  • capricorn: they seem to be emotionless and insensitive, but that's just because they want to be like that. they don't want all these feelings and emotions. but everyone has them, so they do too, but they try to hide it with sarcasm and sometimes even with anger.
  • aquarius: they have LOTS and LOTS of emotions floating in their head and heart and they just don't know what to do with it, so they just let their emotions destroy them, without saying a word. i don't know if it is a surprising fact, but i think it is.
  • pisces: isn't that innocent than most people think they are. they have a weapon which is called, baby face. they have this innocent little face that makes you think that they're all niceee and sweeeet buT NO. they're really good at backstabbing.
Moon Signs:

Aries: Understanding the world through the palms of your hands. Touching everything that is tangible. Internal temper-tantrums that make your blood run hot. Struggling to contain your emotions; being outraged one minute, and playful the next. A secret adrenaline junkie. Being addicted to doing things the hard way. Becoming passionate about new ideas too easily. Becoming passionate about new people too easily. Falling in love quickly and roughly. Looking through eyes that watch the world burn, manic and breathless. You are the infinitely relight-able fuse at the end of a firework, or a bomb.

Taurus: A slave to familiarity. Possessing a dragon hoard consisting of antiques, or the things in which you treasure most. Speaking before you think. The lavish romantic; lover of good times and calm surroundings. The pursuit of pleasure. Slow to forget, slower to forgive. Unfamiliar with compromise. The Aphrodite of love, and the Dionysus of luxury. A social butterfly, yet undoubtedly loyal. A distaste for messy emotional outbursts; being naturally self-contained. Guided by the firm, steady hand of desire. You are the lady and the lord, peaceable and regal and charming in all things. 

Gemini: Feeling with your mind, being frustrated with emotions you can’t logically understand. The uncontrollable urge to interact with others, needing intellectual stimulation in order to function. Studying a billion different subjects in one day. A lover of literature, or just simply the words of people. Distancing yourself from emotion, never really knowing how you ‘feel’ about an issue. Always the Devil’s advocate. Constantly trying new things; needing change to keep both of your personalities happy. You are the mental immigrant, comfortable only when you’re foreign.

Cancer: Omnipotent in regards to emotions. Fearing change, and hating superficiality. The unexpected jokester. Moods that change faster than the weather. The emotional hoarder; fears throwing away anything at all. Falling into their own pain like a well and drowning themselves in it. Adopting all types of people into your ‘family’. Their own worst enemy. Offense taken towards indifference. The passive-aggressive problem avoider who leaves a trail of crumbs for their partner. You are the sea witch, who has the depth of the entire world contained inside of her, threatening to spill out.

Leo: Praying to the stars to make you one of them. Wanting to burst from a lack of affection, or attention. Hands that flail dramatically while telling a story. Needing confirmation that somebody really does love you, and feeling terribly vulnerable because of it. Wanting to shout your love, and hatred, from the hilltops- like an actor in a bad movie. Smiles that make people believe in heaven. Being painfully defensive when someone hurts your pride. Acting kingly or queenly when a situation gets uncomfortable. You are the physical embodiment of the sun, come down from the sky to bring light to Earth.

Virgo: Secretly enjoying the little things that you’re appreciated for. The woman who hides behind the fan to avoid unwanted attention. Routines biggest cheerleader. The best counselor you will ever encounter. The fine eye that takes a sledgehammer to their own self-esteem. The original skeptic. Raised eyebrows at those who put their faith blindly. A face of apathy, and a mind of curiosity. Surrounding yourself with invisible barriers, hoping that somebody finds a way through them. You are the analyst, struck the hardest by your own discerning eye.

Libra: Inevitably becoming the mediator in all conversations. Deep-seated desires to mold your life into the perfect balance of both Yin and Yang. Debating an issue for so long that everybody around you groans. A refined, attractive aura that makes you seem doubly gracious. The war for peace. Falling in love so, so young. Always feeling fickle. Having to have the last word. Finding your own strength through other people. Feeling so intensely vulnerable because of your uncertainties. You are the gentle judge, who will not cede when staring into the eyes of unfairness.

Scorpio: Not accepting any gray areas in life, living in a world of black and white. Emotions so intense that your teeth chatter, even while your face remains stoic. Living a secret life as a private investigator. Feeling raw when you fall in love, because of how deeply it cuts you. Being horribly satisfied with your obsessions. Internally burning down everything you once knew in order to be reborn. A phoenix in your own right. Looking into the mirror in order to confront your own demons, seeing dirty words stamped onto your forehead. You are a white flag on fire, spitting in the face of surrender.

Sagittarius: Mr. Brightside and the lover of open space to roam. Feeling gagged by routine, like a dentist has her hands down your throat. Throwing yourself off of the cliff towards possibility; getting taken advantage of. That deep-seated desire to leave an impression on people, like goose pimples after a gust of cold air. Being a little too honest. Experiencing highs and lows that make you seem like you’re more than one person. Naturally enthused. Always searching for something. You are the mistress of experience, bold and wild and feeding off of the knowledge of the unexpected.

Capricorn: Seeming to be cool and steady, even when you feel like screaming. Possessing a deep, undeniable need for security- in all areas of life. Dreaming of building kingdoms with your bare hands. Being embarrassed, but pleased when somebody compliments you. Being too hard on yourself, and experiencing black moods because of it. Hiding your sensitivity behind biting, but nonetheless amusing sarcasm. Wanting to feel worthwhile in the world. Having a deep desire, and drive, to make something of yourself. You are the Titan Cronus, learning the lesson of the finiteness of mortality. 

Aquarius: Growing up and just feeling ‘different’. Loving all things messy, except emotions. Rejecting negative emotions because you hate feeling jealous, or fearful. Compassion through philosophy.  The starry-eyed professor, mad scientist, or general genius. Becoming so immersed into your own goals that you forget your reasons for said goals. Attracting all types in the eccentric crowds. Lovingly charming; struggling early on to find the medium between humor and offense. You are the electric shock of innovation upon society, bold and sharp and drastic as hell.

Pisces: The unrivaled mental space cadet. Intuition resembling psychic affinity. Caring for others so deeply, that their emotions make you feel like you’re underwater. Seeing pieces of yourself inside of everybody else. Being so excited for the future, you lose the present. Empathizing with everyone. Having secret worlds to retreat to, when reality is too awful. The natural performer. Being slightly jealous of mermaids/men. Loving everybody just a little bit. Having your heart broken more than once a day. You are the holy ghost, filled with divine love for all, and longing even more so.

WHAT’S YOUR PERSONALITY?

I am SUN, and MOON is what makes me feel emotionally happy, but I express myself in MERCURY way. When it comes to love, I will be VENUS, but when I get angry, I become MARS. Though people see me as RISING

Life systematically challenges me to SATURN. My sense of humour is JUPITER. I’m URANUS when it comes to changes and I have the imagination of NEPTUNE. My secret energy and individual powers are aimed at PLUTO

Oh, and not to forget, I’ll be absolutely successful as MIDHEAVEN.

My deepest inner self can be compared to DOMINANT PLANET/DOMINANT SIGN.


SUN:

Aries: A REBEL
Taurus: A GUARDIAN
Gemini: A MASTERMIND
Cancer: A ROMANTIC
Leo: A RINGLEADER
Virgo: A HEALER
Libra: AN ARTIST
Scorpio: AN ENIGMA
Sagittarius: A WANDERER
Capricorn: AN OWNER
Aquarius: AN INNOVATOR
Pisces: A DREAMER

MOON:

Aries: CHALLENGES
Taurus: STABILITY
Gemini: COMMUNICATION
Cancer: CARE
Leo: PRAISES
Virgo: SECURITY
Libra: INDIVIDUALITY
Scorpio: POWER
Sagittarius: EXPERIENCES
Capricorn: AUTHENTICITY
Aquarius: FRIENDSHIP
Pisces: ART

MERCURY:

Aries: A DIRECT
Taurus: A PRACTICAL
Gemini: A LIGHTHEARTED
Cancer: A SENTIMENTAL
Leo: A DRAMATIC
Virgo: AN IMPATIENT
Libra: A TACTFUL
Scorpio: A PIERCING
Sagittarius: A PLAYFUL
Capricorn: A CONCISE
Aquarius: A LOGICAL
Pisces: A VAGUE

VENUS:

Aries: PASSIONATE
Taurus: RELIABLE
Gemini: REASONABLE
Cancer: NURTURING
Leo: GENEROUS
Virgo: HELPFUL
Libra: THOUGHTFUL
Scorpio: INTENSE
Sagittarius: FLIRTATIOUS
Capricorn: PROTECTIVE
Aquarius: INTRIGUING
Pisces: COMPASSIONATE

MARS:

Aries: AGGRESSIVE
Taurus: STUBBORN
Gemini: DESTRUCTIVE
Cancer: NASTY
Leo: LOUD
Virgo: DISTANT
Libra: CRITICAL
Scorpio: VENGEFUL
Sagittarius: INDIFFERENT
Capricorn: VIOLENT
Aquarius: SARCASTIC
Pisces: SELFISH

RISING:

Aries: THE FIGHTER
Taurus: THE MASTER
Gemini: THE CHARMER
Cancer: THE HELPER
Leo: THE INDIVIDUALIST
Virgo: THE PEDANT
Libra: THE AESTHETE
Scorpio: THE SCEPTIC
Sagittarius: THE COMEDIAN
Capricorn: THE VINTAGE SOUL
Aquarius: THE ADVISER
Pisces: THE ANGEL

SATURN:

Aries: BE TOLERANT
Taurus: LOSE WHAT I LOVE MOST
Gemini: MAKE QUICK DECISIONS
Cancer: FACE LONELINESS
Leo: SACRIFICE MY DIGNITY
Virgo: DEAL WITH DISASTERS
Libra: FIGHT
Scorpio: CONTROL MY INSTINCTS
Sagittarius: BE STUCK IN A RUT
Capricorn: FACE FAILURE
Aquarius: BLEND IN
Pisces: FACE OVERWHELMING STRESS

JUPITER:

Aries: TEASING
Taurus: GROSS
Gemini: BONDING-IN-THE-MOMENT
Cancer: PARODIC
Leo: HYPERBOLIC
Virgo: DARK
Libra: IRONIC
Scorpio: DRY
Sagittarius: ANECDOTAL
Capricorn: SELF-DEPRECATING
Aquarius: WITTY
Pisces: QUIRKY CULTURAL

URANUS:

Aries: ENTHUSIASTIC
Taurus: CAUTIOUS
Gemini: FLEXIBLE
Cancer: IMPATIENT
Leo: PUSHY
Virgo: PASSIVE
Libra: CURIOUS
Scorpio: DISTRUSTING
Sagittarius: ECCENTRIC
Capricorn: ANXIOUS
Aquarius: IMPASSIONED
Pisces: UNPREDICTABLE

NEPTUNE:

Aries: A MADCAP
Taurus: A STRATEGIST
Gemini: A SCHIZOPHRENE
Cancer: A CHILD
Leo: A POET
Virgo: A SHAMAN
Libra: A DAYDREAMER
Scorpio: A MANIAC
Sagittarius: AN IDEALIST
Capricorn: AN OCCULTIST
Aquarius: A VISIONARY
Pisces: A PROPHET

PLUTO:

Aries: SEXUALITY
Taurus: IMPROVEMENTS
Gemini: INTELLECTUALITY
Cancer: EMOTIONAL INTENSITY
Leo: DOMINATION
Virgo: OBSESSIONS
Libra: RELIGION
Scorpio: BLACK MAGIC
Sagittarius: EXPLORATIONS
Capricorn: AMBITIONS
Aquarius: MANIPULATION
Pisces: INTUITION

MIDHEAVEN:

Aries: AN ATHLETE
Taurus: AN ARCHITECT
Gemini: A TEACHER/PROFESSOR
Cancer: A WRITER/POET
Leo: AN ACTOR/A FILM DIRECTOR
Virgo: A DOCTOR
Libra: A DISIGNER
Scorpio: A PSYCHOLOGIST
Sagittarius: A POLITICIAN
Capricorn: A LAWYER/JUDGE
Aquarius: A SCIENTIST
Pisces: A MUSICIAN

DOMINANT PLANET:

Sun (Solarian): A MAJESTIC
Moon (Lunarian): A TENDER
Mercury (Mercurian): A FATAL
Venus (Venusian): A FASCINATING
Mars (Martian): A POWERFUL
Jupiterian (Jupiter): A CHAOTIC
Saturn (Saturnian): AN ANCIENT
Uranus (Uranian): AN IRREPRESSIBLE
Neptune (Neptunian): A WAVERING
Pluto (Plutonian): A MYSTICAL

DOMINANT SIGN:

Aries: LIGHTNING
Taurus: FOREST
Gemini: NORTHERN LIGHT
Cancer: SEA
Leo: HEAT
Virgo: FOG
Libra: RAINBOW
Scorpio: TSUNAMI
Sagittarius: WILDFIRE
Capricorn: VOLCANO
Aquarius: STORM
Pisces: MARSH

Edgar Allan Poe For the Signs
  • Aries: "Years of love have been forgot
  • In the hatred of a minute."
  • Taurus: "Let me glimpse inside your velvet bones."
  • Gemini: "There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion."
  • Cancer: "Love like mine can never be gotten over."
  • Leo: "I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched."
  • Virgo: "…a route obscure and lonely,
  • Haunted by ill angels only."
  • Libra: "But my heart it is brighter
  • than all of the many
  • stars in the sky."
  • Scorpio: "All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire."
  • Sagittarius: "Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of it’s constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts."
  • Capricorn: "I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind."
  • Aquarius: "These were days when my heart was volcanic."
  • Pisces: "And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy."
Three non-stereotypical things about the signs

Aries: they are secretly romantic, great listeners and they are not as confident as they may seem

Taurus: they set high standards for themselves, they are more rational than emotional and they are organized 

Gemini: they are pretty sensitive, unable to say “no” to their friends and they love staying indoors sometimes

Cancer: they are very resilient, extremely complex and they have some of the most diverse sense of humor

Leo: they place others’ needs before their own, they are incredibly clingy and they are really smart people

Virgo: they are up for any adventures, they have intense trust issues and they never forgive

Libra: they are heavily educated/ informed, they notice the smallest details and they aren’t always optimistic

Scorpio: they are super shy and bashful when they first meet people, they are hilarious and all they want is true love and to start their own family

Sagittarius: they are undeniably poetic, they are committed when they find the right person and they are caring

Capricorn: they know how to let loose and party hard, they have contagious laughs and they are compassionate

Aquarius: they are in-tune with their feelings deep down inside, they are charismatic and they forget easily

Pisces: they fear loneliness, they are tough/strong and they have huge ambitions

The Signs as Puppies

*In respect for national puppy day*

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius:

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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Pisces: 

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The Signs as Painful Things

ARIES: flashbacks

TAURUS: shielding your heart to love somebody

GEMINI: reminiscing the good times

CANCER: loving a person too much

LEO: having a commitment with someone you know wouldn’t last

VIRGO: loving someone who loves another

LIBRA: bringing back the feeling you’ve learnt to forget

SCORPIO: trying to hide what you really feel

SAGITTARIUS: right love at the wrong time

CAPRICORN: what-ifs

AQUARIUS:  taking risk to fall in love again

PISCES: accepting that it was never meant to be

The Signs as Untranslatable Spanish Words.

• Aries: Entrecejo: The space between the eyebrows.

• Taurus: Estrenar: To use or wear something for the first time.

• Gemini: Tutear: To refer to someone, usually an older person, by informal tu instead of formal usted.

• Cancer: Enmadrarse: When a child is very attached (emotionally) to their mother.

• Leo: Friolento: To be overly-sensitive to the cold.

• Virgo: Vergüenza Ajena: To feel embarrassed for someone even if they don’t feel embarrassed themselves.

• Libra: Te Quiero: More than “I like you,” less than “I love you,” and not as cheesy as “I really like you.”

• Scorpio: Morbo: A morbid fascination.

• Sagittarius: Trasnochar: To stay up all night.

• Capricorn: Antier/Anteayer: The day before yesterday.

• Aquarius: Militar: When used as a verb, it means to be active in a group, usually for a political cause. It’s similar to an advocate, but not quite the same.

• Pisces: Empalagarse: To be disgusted by how sweet something is.

Milk and Honey // Rupi Kaur

Aries: “Our backs tell stories no books have the spine to carry”

Taurus: “Perhaps the saddest of all are those who live waiting for someone they’re not even sure exists”

Gemini: “I didn’t leave because I stopped loving you, I left because the longer I stayed the less I loved myself”

Cancer: “What is stronger than the human heart which shatters over and over and still lives”

Leo: “I will never understand why you held me if you were afraid of warmth, you should have known I was a fire”

Virgo: “The world gives you so much pain and here you are making gold out of it”

Libra: “I am water, soft enough to offer life tough enough to drown it away”

Scorpio: “If you were born with the weakness to fall you were born with the strength to rise”

Sagittarius: “I do not want to have you to fill the empty parts of me, I want to be full on my own”

Capricorn: “We began with honesty, let us end in it too”

Aquarius: “Your body is a museum of natural disasters can you grasp how stunning that is”

Pisces: “You treat them as if they have a heart like yours but not everyone can be as soft and as tender as you”

Aesthetics for the Signs
  • Aries: nightclubs, white wine, eating takeout at 3am
  • Taurus: walking around with only a long white shirt and underwear, fluffy socks, baking cookies
  • Gemini: endless babbles, chokers, flannels around the waist
  • Cancer: telling someone you love them, red wine, small tattoos with meaning
  • Leo: winged eyeliner, black cats, cuddling in endless blankets
  • Virgo: lingerie, flowery rompers, fancy hotels
  • Libra: setting the table for dinner, rose petals, gold jewelry
  • Scorpio: that little black dress, dark eyeshadow, liquor
  • Sagittarius: that one joke that never gets old, neon lights, sleeping all day partying all night
  • Capricorn: meeting the love of your life, making diys, ball gowns
  • Aquarius: combat boots, wearing trends before anyone else, dogs
  • Pisces: spending the day swimmimg, dying your hair, necklaces