Every Person Who Reads Fanfiction
  • "I just squealed and yelled at my phone for 45 minutes."
Anime described in 5 words or less

Not my final form, bitch -Dragon Ball

Ninjas fail at being ninjas -Naruto

Hot homos get wet -Free

Hot homos play volleyball -Haikyuu

Hot people, boobs, and magic -Magi

Skating to get the booty -Yuri! On Ice

German loli fucks shit up -Saga of Tanya the Evil

Sword Art Online but better -Log Horizon

Log Horizon but worse -Sword Art Online

Twerking is a sport? -Keijo

Classroom murder and elaborate executions -Danganronpa

Marty Sue as a teacher -The Royal Tutor

Moe bitches will become witches- Madoka
Magica

It’s also a gun -RWBY

McDonalds is now demon possessed -The Devil is a Part-Timer

Children eat souls -Soul Eater

Robot and amputee fight God -Fullmetal Alchemist

  • Me: I feel like my blog is really lacking something
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  • Me: oh yeah. followers.
Imagine your Otp
  • Person A: Are you awake?
  • Person B: I am now
  • Person A: I was just wondering...
  • Person A: What do you think it'd be like to be a pregnant male seahorse?
  • Person B: Really?! You woke me up for that?
Imagine your OTP - Haunted House
  • *Going to a Haunted House*
  • Person A: If you get scared, you can hold my hand
  • Person B: O-okay
  • *Enters House*
  • Person A: *Clings to B* D-don't w-worry, none of this is real.
  • Person B: ...
  • Person B: I'm not scared
  • Person A: I wasn't talking to you