What you should say when you meet James Bond
  • Aries:There's not enough room in this elevator for me and your ego.
  • Taurus:You're a kite dancing in a hurricane, Mr Bond.
  • Gemini:Please don't talk to me like I'm stupid... It's unattractive.
  • Cancer:Go and stick your head in the sand and think about your future.
  • Leo:If you could avoid killing every possible lead, it would be deeply appreciated.
  • Virgo:Oh good, here comes a train.
  • Libra:Everything he touches withers and dies.
  • Scorpio:Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are. What took you so long?
  • Sagittarius:A license to kill is also a license not to kill.
  • Capricorn:007, what the hell are you doing? Are you kidnapping me?
  • Aquarius:I have pills for everything. Some make you taller... some make you forget.
  • Pisces:Don't worry you're not my type.

i have never connected to a situation more tbh… stuck in the sand with your head sticking out and the waves semi-drowning you every 10 seconds


Don’t you ever talk about my friends. You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father’s BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean. And as far as being concerned about what’s gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school together, you can forget it ‘cause it’s never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom. 

The Breakfast Club (1985)
When Committed Christians Are Compared to ISIS
Its scary enough when peace-loving Jesus followers are compared to ISIS. Whats even scarier is that many people believe the comparison is accurate. Have they completely lost touch with reality?
By Michael Brown

My fellow believers, don’t stick your heads in the sand and ignore this.

People don’t just hate you. They see you as downright dangerous, and that in itself is dangerous.

And it’s not just some isolated wacko making an extreme internet comment or a crowd of protesters carrying signs.

…And what does that hatred sound like? Gallagher quoted some of those interviewed by Yancey and Williamson:“‘I want them all to die in a fire,’ said one man with a doctorate. ‘I would be in favor of establishing a state for them… . If not then sterilize them so they can’t breed more,’ said a middle aged man with a master’s degree. ‘The only good Christian is a dead Christian,’ said another under-45-year-old man with a doctorate. ‘I abhor them and I wish we could do away with them,’ said a middle-aged woman with a master’s degree. ‘A tortuous death would be too good for them,’ said a college-educated man between the ages of 36 and 45. ‘They should be eradicated without hesitation or remorse,’ said an elderly woman with a master’s degree.”

Aries - There’s so much about you that no one knows. It’s all lying beneath the surface.

Taurus - I think it’s awfully brave of you to stick around.

Gemini - Where are you? I can’t find you anywhere amongst all the things you’ve become for others.

Cancer - Indecision is a decision.

Leo - Stay away from people who make you feel lonely in crowds.

Virgo - Even when you’re so afraid your knees are shaking, keep your head out of the sand.

Libra - Your mind isn’t as clear as you wish it would be. It’s a beautiful mind anyway.

Scorpio - Maybe it’s a sign. Maybe it’s just a bad day.

Sagittarius - Ghosts are blowing through your curtains and rattling your bed, but that’s all they can do without your permission.

Capricorn - We’re all just as nervous and frightened as each other. You are not inferior for admitting it.

Aquarius - Despite how you may feel about yourself, there is more love in you than hatred.

Pisces - Most of the time, nobody will notice your little changes but you. That’s still something, though.

—  s.s.
  • anon:if the show bothers you that much why are you watching
  • me:why do i have to justify my reasons for watching? also, A LOT OF MEDIA BOTHERS ME BECAUSE MAINSTREAM MEDIA CONTENT IS CATERING THE SMALL WHITE CIS-MALES DEMOGRAPHIC SUCH THAT MOST SHOWS ARE PROBLEMATIC AS FUCK. you can't turn on tv without encountering problematic bullshit. should i just stick my head in the sand and be, welp, that's it then. better just close my eyes and wait for the end of days?? that's your logic??? just ignore it? just be passive? like wtf, leave me alone. i'm allowed to voice my criticism and want a better show. a show that would be appealing to not just one demographic. it's not rocket science to want a show that's quality entertainment. one that values its' audience. a show that has some semblance of continuity and respect for characterisation and storytelling

This will ruffle some feathers, might even cost me a few followers but it has to be said in response to all the bullshit I’m seeing online. People are actually asking everyone to pray for Paris? Doing nothing and trying to speak to your imaginary friend isn’t going to solve anything.

Here’s a list of things you could do either than praying:

  • Donate blood
  • Volunteer
  • Donate money to the red cross
  • Attend rallies to end violence
  • Sign petitions
  • Talk about the root problems rather than say nothing
  • Write letters to your local statesmen and demand change
  • Write an editorial online, showing your disapproval of violence.

Everything listed above all more productive than prayer and actually contribute to solving or at least working the situation. Prayer is the equivalent of sticking your head in the sand and hoping the problem goes away on its own. It won’t go away on its own which is why prayer is the dumbest thing you could suggest.

Real problems need real solutions. Prayer isn’t the answer. As the picture states, religion is actually part of the problem. The gunmen were shouting Allah Akbar when firing at innocent civilians. Saying God Is Great as you murder people is a religious problem and it cannot be solved with prayer.

The popular statement once spoken by Madalyn Murray O’Hair: Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. That statement is just as true today as the first day it was mentioned by O’Hair.

So do not pray for Paris, get of your ass and do something.

You Deserve This: A Kylo Ren x Reader Fanfiction

You were on a sandy planet, the sun glaring down at you, your black clothes sticking to your skin. The wind was screaming, throwing sand into your eyes and mouth. You started to walk north and away from the stream of wind, stripping your outermost clothing and holding your jacket over your head to block the sand from blinding you.

You had never been so thirsty in your life. You felt as though your throat was swollen shut every time you swallowed. You patted down your pockets to see if you had anything for relief, and to your dismay, they were empty. You kept looking, squinting, into the area in front of you, but you could only see a few feet ahead.

You kept walking for ages, until your legs were so tired that they collapsed under you, sending you face-first into a dune. You coughed heavily and wiped the coarse grains away from your face. It was strange, but you somehow knew you were dreaming. You set your jacket down and coughed again, your throat getting more and more irritated as each second passes.

You first tried rubbing you face, and slapping your cheeks, but each touch felt real, like you really weren’t dreaming. And that scared you more than anything. You didn’t to do anything else to yourself in fear that this was real, so you just sat in the sandstorm, your head in your knees, and your jacket draping over your knees. You had recuperate if you were to keep going, hopefully to find some sort of civilization.

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anonymous asked:

If you don't like Shoe0nhead that's fine, I personally like her humor but I know it's not for everyone. But are you REALLY pulling the "she's only popular because she's attractive" and "she's just doing this to appeal to men" cards because that's just petty and kind of actually sexist.

Where did I say she was only doing it to appeal to men? Literally nobody in that entire thread said that.

I’m not saying she’s only popular because she’s attractive either. @anal-sneeze didn’t say it either. We only said it’s part of it. Which unless you’re really sticking your head in the sand, it is.