Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"
  • Me: Daddy's at work...
  • Me: probably shouldn't text him..
  • Me: or call...
  • Me: just leave him alone.
  • Me: .....
  • Me: *sighs*
  • Me: *contemplates on whether or not Daddy needs a job*
  • Me: *remembers snacks stickers and stuffies cost money*
  • Me: *allows Daddy to keep job because of SSS*
Shit Slytherins Say: #78
  • Gryffindor: "You're wearing all black."
  • Slytherin: "So...?"
  • Gryffindor: "So who's funeral are you going to?"
  • Slytherin: **looks around**
  • Slytherin: "Haven't decided yet"