Shit Slytherins Say: #127
  • Ravenclaw: "You have to kiss the cutest person in the room."
  • Slytherin: "Gryffindor?"
  • Gryffindor: **blushing** "Yes?"
  • Slytherin: "Move aside, I need to get to the mirror."

Shit Slytherins Say: #141

If you can’t dazzle them with brillince, baffle them with bullshit.

Shit Slytherins Say: #122
  • I either give too many fucks or no fucks at all.
  • It's like I cannot find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution.