Shit Slytherins Say: #93
  • Ravenclaw: "It's waving a white flag and you may as well start waving it right now!"
  • Slytherin: "The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!"
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"
Shit Slytherins Say: #42
  • Hufflepuff: "I'm having a problem with this person..."
  • Slytherin: "Kill them."
  • Hufflepuff: "no"
  • Slytherin: "Then I will kill them FOR you."
  • Hufflepuff: "NO"
Shit Slytherins Say: #62
  • Most species bare their teeth as a threat, as a display of aggression, of leadership. It is a reminder that these clenched jaws can and will open your yielding throat.
  • I want you to think of this the next time I smile.