SRSLY I CANT

you know everyone always talks about how homestuck or jjba makes no sense but literally try to explain the plot to night vale to anyone and i can 10000% guarantee you that you will get stuck after you get past the general “it’s a podcast about a wacky midwestern town and its gay radio host that likes to over share” like seriously mention ANYTHING about the anti-strex rebellion, the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, the satan beagle puppy, or even the goddamn music weather and everyone will be looking at you like you’re one of the individuals named erika that MOST DEFINITELY are not angels, because the existence of angels is illegal

Ritsu is such a polite boy uwu… (from this @cutbu comic)

Nagisa and Karma in the grocery store
  • Karma: excuse me I lost my boyfriend somewhere around here can I make an announcement?
  • Store clerk: sure
  • Karma: *takes microphone*
  • Karma: *inhales*
  • Karma: nAGISA WHERE THE FRICK ARE YOU IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU FOR HOW LONG ITS BEEN TEN MINUTES WHERE ARE YOU WHY DID YOU SEPARATE FROM ME IS IT SOMETHING I DID WRONG NAGISA PLEASE ANSWER ME OH FRICKIN GOSH WHERE ARE YOU-
  • Nagisa yelling from the bathroom: kARMA