The Signs As Patrick Stump's Tweets:
  • Aries:Nah, my book would be called "I Suck At Being Famous," and it'd be all my insanely awkward interactions with celebrities.
  • Taurus:Think of a swear. Then, feel obligated to be polite and hold back that swear. Only then does the "Holy smoke," truly happen.
  • Gemini:I was trying to be there for 4/20 bro...but I got like...late.
  • Cancer:Yeah! I'm at least an adult chicken right?
  • Leo:Dear St. Patrick, thanks for the name. I happen to like it. Sincerely, Patrick.
  • Virgo:When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you.
  • Libra:That's really up to the fanfics I think.
  • Scorpio:Don't quit that day job you don't seem to have...
  • Sagittarius:Hey world, hope you're having a good one (and if not, hang in there).
  • Capricorn:The world can suck, sure. Mostly though it's a blank canvas. If you want to see something brighter in it, you might have to add it yourself.
  • Aquarius:CONFESSION: I'm actually kind of glad Pete stopped wearing eyeliner.
  • Pisces:The songs know. I didn't see though. It was...you know. Dark.
repeat after me

Take This To Your Grave era Patrick Stump is beautiful and hot

From Under The Cork Tree era Patrick Stump is beautiful and hot

Infinity On High era Patrick Stump is beautiful and  hot

Folie a Deux era Patrick Stump is beautiful and hot

Pre-Hiatus Patrick Stump is beautiful and hot

Soul Punk era Patrick Stump is beautiful and hot

Save Rock And Roll era Patrick Stump is beautiful and hot

American Beauty / American Psycho Patrick Stump is beautiful and hot

  • Patrick’s 
  • weight
  • does 
  • not 
  • make 
  • him 
  • LESS 
  • BEAUTIFUL

BECAUSE HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN BEAUTIFUL AND WILL CONTINUE TO REMAIN THIS WAY

thank you.