My friend asked me which fictional boy I wanted to date most and then I was like “psh easy” but as I started to mentally list all my fandoms I realized I couldn’t date any of them because I wanted all of them to end up with someone else

Wait

I just noticed something.

Can you see it?

No?

It’s a pattern.

They’re all best friends and/or have black/dark brown and blonde hair.

It seems to be a returning trope for me.

I’m not really sure why that happens though.

But at least it’s never happened in South Par-


At least it’s never happened in a regular TV sho-