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HEY INTERNET PALS!

You may know me as that girl who shoots comedy things and provides you with internet contents. Well, unfortunately I was let go of my job of 9 years yesterday. I am still in shock, but I’m now open to hustle for jobs and I’m hoping all that good will and favor I’ve done for everyone over the years will somehow pay off in a job! In the meantime….

Did you ever want a print of that favorite comedian of yours?
After buying into those podcast ads, are you finding building your website on squarespace overwhelming? 
Need business cards?
Want me to shoot your show?
Need a still photographer for your web series?
Commission me for any sort of work?

I AM FOR HIRE. EMAIL ME. LOOK AT MY WEBSITE.
IM WILLING TO STARVE BUT I NEED TO FEED MY DOG OR HE MAY MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP AND FEAST ON MY CARCASS.

Prologue 1 - The Sound of Silence

Fandom: Undertale
Main Characters: Frisk (gender neutral), Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, also ft. Toriel, Asgore… and….. others….
Mature rating: body horror, occasional bad language, complicated themes
Spoilers: Up the wazoo
Setting: This takes place 1 year after the end of The Best of Times, the Worst of Times.

Go HERE for chapter listings.


PROLOGUE ONE - Twenty-Four Hours Before


Undyne was losing.

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So, hey. My name is Nathan. I'm not really the "GoFundMe" kind of person, but I've reached desperatism and decided that I can't be so proud. I need help. Back in August 2015, my girlfriend and I were headed back home from my 21st birthday trip from Walt Disney, courtesy of Mom and Dad. We got t...

As you all probably know, I hate asking for help. But here I am, begging on my hands and knees. PLEASE help get me out of this toxic home, away from this toxic life, and into a new one so I can finally breathe without hearing my dead name or my dead pronouns or with my mother having the audacity to refer to my life partner as my “friend”. All it needs is a new car battery.

Pt. 1 - The Sound of Silence

Fandom: Undertale
Main Characters: Frisk (gender neutral), Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, also ft. Toriel, Asgore… and….. others….
Mature rating: body horror, occasional bad language, complicated themes
Spoilers: Up the wazoo
Setting: This takes place 1 year after the end of The Best of Times, the Worst of Times.

Go HERE for chapter listings.


Part One - In which Frisk is Home


The warmth in the small, ramshackle house came not just from the hard-working wood-burning stove in the living room, but from good company and laughter. The air was heavy with woodsmoke, cooking smells, and conversation as the four gathered friends - two skeletons, a Queen, and her human child - caught up on the year that had passed.

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Between The Best of Times, the Worst of Times and The Sound of Silence

Argh, I’m pussying out. I said I wasn’t going to do this, but trying to convey all this information has proven to be a real obstacle for me getting on and actually making progress with ‘The Sound of Silence’. Every time I want to mention some incidental detail, I find myself writing paragraph after paragraph of shitty explanation which has really bogged down the narrative and my enthusiasm. 

So: here is an overview containing some of the more important changes which have happened between BOTWOT and SOS. 

There’s a lot more going on than just the following info dump, but I do want some stuff to come out through the fic itself, otherwise I’d just write a history book or some crap. This is dry enough as it is, and is regrettably necessary for setting the scene.

If you’re interested in reading BOTWOT’s sequel, then I’d appreciate your attention for just a few minutes to skim this this. And then I can move on and actually write the bloody story.

If you’ve no idea what the hell I’m talking about, I wrote a fic. The barrier came down and everyone was happy. Yay! And now I’m writing a sequel which is going to screw all that up, because there are no brakes on the Angst Train.


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a club secret from The Breakfast Club (John Hughes, 1985) via cherrybam

moof (multimedia overload of film) #20 / sos (someone once said) #274 ~ or don’t spend time at all . .

. . in trying to make anything of or for anyone. you will almost always end up thinking that you will never be enough, and so will other people. people will always have something to say so don’t spend time trying to be someone. just be.

~ a.k.a.cross with no time to spend anyway

p.s. good morning, have a happy breakfast with the breakfast club.