So you know how Mother’s Day comes along and there will be “fur mamas” celebrating it and people get so pissed because it’s not a “real” child.
WELL I’m here to say HAPPY FUCKING MOTHERS DAY TO ALL OF THEM.
I have been a mom for almost 4 years, and a mom of two for 7 months.
I have been a mom to a puppy for ONE MONTH.
AND I CANNOT EVEN.
Puppies are 18 million times harder than babies. Like. Omg.
I have to parent her more than my own children.
So you guys. You fur mommas out there.
Hands. Fucking. Down.
Because I’m drowning in dog slobber, toys in 18 million pieces, and her basically doing a line of Coke and speed mixed together once an hour.
Bath salts. It’s like they do fucking bath salts.