Aries:Fucking rad. Aries are so headstrong and hilarious I've never met an Aries I didn't like! You come off as a little intimidating imo but that's usually because of how awesome you all are!
Taurus:I've never really seen eye to eye with Taurus' which is weird because we should be hella compatible but they're usually so cocky and it rubs me the wrong way. I do however know a Taurus and I highkey love him he's this super weird, innocent quiet kid who is obsessed with cats and lowkey seems a little crazy but I'm obsessed with him he's amazing!
Gemini:MY FUCKING DORKS OMG, Geminis are all like those weird dorky kids and I love them all they don't fit in with society and they don't need to! You get along with everyone effortlessly and you are awesome!
Cancer:Lowkey I cannot stand Cancers at all when I first meet them. We're too similar and I don't like it I like diversity and being able to learn new things but when I finally get to know them we're like two peas in a pod awesome lil emotional water balloon mamas.
Leo:Y'all need to calm down for like a minute, just a minute, the world doesn't revolve around you it revolves around me. But Leos are the life of the party they're so crazy and fun but also really chill and relatable and I envy you're extrovertedness.
Virgo:Literally either get the whole entire fuck away from me or never leave my side. Virgos can either be hella obsessive and controlling, in which case girl bye, or the most down to Earth ride or dies ever and the latter ones are my soul mates
Libra:Fuckin' party! I get on with Libras so well! We just chill together. Libras are really flighty and chill and awesome that I could listen to them pretend to know what they're talking about for hours because they're just so down to do whatever!
Scorpio:Literally fuck me. Scorpios are fuckin' hot and sexy and dark and mysterious and I love it oh me oh my!
Sagittarius:There is a 99999999% chance if we get together we will bitch about something and it will be hilarious that is the way when we are together.
Capricorn:Fuckin' nerd. I know one Capricorn and he just studies constantly and does so well in school and still has time to be a human and idgi how do you exist so easily?
Aquarius:YOU CAN TALK TO ME YOU DONT HAVE TO BOTTLE EVERYTHING UP INSIDE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOURE THE SHIT AND THEN YOU FEEL ALL CONFUSED AND WEAK BY EMOTIONS NO! DONT DO THAT TALK TO ME YOU AWESOME ARTIST GOD-COMPLEXED WEIRDOS
Pisces:BABE. Babe, you're the sweetest peach on the tree but you can also be a rotten apple if you wanna you're my emotional bitch sisters till the end and we will destroy all who stand in our way