SMOTD

Stupid Moment Of The Day. (Best one yet, in my opinion).

This one made me want to pull my hair out…seriously.

I’m sitting on the steps outside my house, chilling with my cat, texting on my phone; when I decide I want to put my cell phone back in my pocket. So I’m standing at the edge of my steps above all the dirt and bushes underneath, when my phone slips right out of my hands and into the dirt.

But I’m not done yet. It didn’t just fall into the dirt, it fell into the deepest fucking hole you have ever seen in your life. Apparently some dumbass motherfucking animal decided to make its home right below my steps and make it at least 10 feet deep. Where does my phone fall? Right into that long ass tunnel that leads to Narnia. 

So I’m literally just standing there in shock like.. 

(the blue bird on the right represents my sister, I swear that’s exactly how it all went down)

Anyways, I call my mom outside and tell her what happened and she gets a flashlight and a shovel and decides it’s hopeless. She think the hole belongs to a snake so she covers it up with dirt and rocks but I’m afraid it belongs to some poor helpless bunnies who are now snuggling with my cell phone.

NOW I HAVE TO USE A FLIP PHONE FROM THE PREHISTORIC TIMES UNTIL OCTOBER. THE FUCKING END.