You know, most animals that sing just do so in order to defend territory or attract a mate. Humans and a few other animals do it just for fun but a lot don’t.

What if, following the humans are weird thing, most intelligent species in the universe either don’t sing or just sing to flirt or start arguments so when they encounter humans they’re really confused.

Like? They just sing randomly? They actually plan out their singing and there are humans that train for it and make careers out of it? The humans use singing for teaching and expressing emotions other than lust or aggression?

And humans sing in order to remember things easily, lull other humans to sleep, calm themselves down, express every emotion they might have, and even more. And all of this is so confusing to the aliens.

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      MONSTA X





            BLOCK B


            ➽  meeting the girl of his dreams

            ➽ seeing you walk around the kitchen like a zombie with bed hair while wearing only his shirt

            ➽ accidentally falling for a very young fan

            ➽ his s/o going thru a hard time because of fan hate

            ➽ what kind of a movie would you two be?


            ➽  meeting the girl of his dreams (giri and iron)

            we hope u enjoy them!!!

            also… happy birthday to our wang puppy!!

            Originally posted by suga-pills

            Originally posted by fyeahgsd


            Listen I hope Niall knows he put out an absolute amazing album and that he has really proved everyone wrong. He is so talented, every song has great music, lyrics, he sings them with so much emotion I can’t even begin to describe. They all makes you wanna go back and listen and I am just so proud of this boy. Flicker is a masterpiece and I hope he gets all the credit he deserves. Buy it, stream, tell your friends. He deserves all this.


            happy birthday, billie holiday // april 7, 1915 - july 17, 1959 // “there’s no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up”

            “Behind me, Billie was on her last song. I picked up the refrain, humming a few bars. Her voice sounded different to me now. Beneath the layers of hurt, beneath the ragged laughter, I heard a willingness to endure. Endure- and make music that wasn’t there before.“ President Barack Obama

            “Once, when [I was] playing at the Apollo, [Billie] was working a block away at the Harlem Opera House. Some of us went over between shows to catch her, and afterward, we went backstage. I did something then, and I still don’t know if it was the right thing to do - I asked her for her autograph.”  Ella Fitzgerald 

            “With few exceptions, every major pop singer in the US during her generation has been touched in some way by her genius. It is Billie Holiday who was, and still remains, the greatest single musical influence on me. Lady Day is unquestionably the most important influence on American popular singing." Frank Sinatra

            "If I hear a record once, I usually never listen to it again. I rarely listen to music - unless it’s Billie Holiday." Barbra Streisand

            “She could express more emotion in one chorus than most actresses can in three acts.” Jeanne Moreau

            "I have the ability to sing with emotion and feeling, but if you say I sound like Billie Holiday, that’s cool. Let’s look at who Billie was: she was this person, this singer, this beautiful diva who could move the audience with the slightest gesture of her hand." Erykah Badu

            "Billie Holiday….she is so subtle, she can milk you with two notes. She can go no farther than from a to b, and she can make you feel like she told you the whole universe." Janis Joplin

            "My great hero is Billie Holiday." Tim Curry

            Random questions
            • 1. Do you bite or lick ice cream?
            • 2. What is home to you?
            • 3. What was the last lie you told?
            • 4. Does everyone deserve the truth?
            • 5. What is the creepiest toy ever made?
            • 6. Describe a moment in which you did something unacceptable in a bad situation.
            • 7. List two things that are more easily done than said. (No, I didn't mix them up.)
            • 8. When was the last time you worked really hard to achieve something?
            • 9. How many all nighters have you pulled?
            • 10. If humans didn't evolve to laugh or smile, how would we express our happiness instead?
            • 11. How many romantic "things" or "flings" have you had?
            • 12. What is your paradise?
            • 13. What is your favorite background noise? (Ex. Water dripping, people talking.)
            • 14. How many hearts do you think you have broken?
            • 15. What is the most important thing about electronics? What does this say about you?
            • 16. Why do people care about celebrities? Do you care about celebrities?
            • 17. What is the most annoying thing someone can do to you?
            • 18. Do you overexaggerate? What are the pros and cons of this?
            • 19. Have you played any instruments before? Which instruments?
            • 20. Do you like taking selfies? Why or why not?
            • 21. List 3 things you like about yourself?
            • 22. What is the best advice someone has ever given you?
            • 23. Do you have what it takes to raise a child? Why or why not?
            • 24. How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day?
            • 25. When was the last time you felt awkward?
            • 26. Are you introverted or extroverted? Or a mixture of both?
            • 27. What constitutes a good friend?
            • 28. Would you rather have a lot of friends to hang out with or just one best friend?
            • 29. In a regular day, what do you not want to hear?
            • 30. What is your dream job?
            • 31. Is it better to be lazy but smart or hardworking but unintelligent?
            • 32. What is a truth about yourself that others find hard to believe?
            • 33. What have you always wondered about the other gender?
            • 34. Which fantasy world would you like to visit the most?
            • 35. Describe the worst friend you have ever befriended.
            • 36. Imagine that you have switched bodies with someone you don't know. You can't switch back. What do you do?
            • 37. If you found the recipe for immortality, would you sell it or would you burn it?
            • 38. What is the most important, applicable class you have ever taken?
            • 39. Name the last book you read.
            • 40. Imagine that you are unable to express emotion. How would this affect your world?
            • 41. When was the last time you made the first move?
            • 42. What is your opinion on electronic music such as dubstep or trap?
            • 43. What was the last movie you watched?
            • 44. Do you like and appreciate your life?
            • 45. Do you like and appreciate yourself?
            • 46. When was the last time you cried?
            • 47. What are you scared of?
            • 48. What is the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy thing you have ever done?
            • 49. What are some of your hobbies?
            • 50. What is a superficial yet annoying mistake you constantly make?
            • 51. Are you a good friend? What makes you a good friend? If not, what makes you a bad friend?
            • 52. Do you honestly learn from your mistakes?
            • 53. What have you learned the hard way?
            • 54. What is the most important thing to have in order to attain happiness?
            • 55. Which medium do you use for expressing your artistic emotions? (Singing, writing, etc.)
            • 56. Are you a creative or a logical thinker?
            • 57. What is the smartest thing you have ever done?
            • 58. What is your ideal meal?
            • 59. What is the worst thing someone could do on a date?
            • 60. Do you like animals? Which kind is your favorite?
            • 61. If you could turn one legal thing illegal, what would it be?
            • 62. Do you have any guilty pleasures?
            • 63. What is the best thing that the internet has ever created?
            • 64. Do you like playing video games? Which video games?
            • 65. What is your opinion on beauty in today's society?
            • 66. Are you a morning person? When do you usually wake up?
            • 67. Do you have a favorite Disney movie? Character?
            • 68. Would you rather live in the city or in the countryside?
            • 69. Would you rather live near the ocean or in the mountains?
            • 70. What are the best things about winter?
            • 71. What scares you most about the future?
            • 72. What makes you feel old?
            • 73. How many hours do you spend on the computer or phone on average?
            • 74. What are some of your New Year's resolutions?
            • 75. What is your life story in 6 words?
            • 76. Describe yourself in one word.
            • 77. What bad habits do you do?
            • 78. What genre of music do you listen to?
            • 79. Most prominent childhood memory?
            • 80. Imagine if you had an older brother. If you already have one, what is it like? If you don't, how would this change your life?
            • 81. Spirit animal?
            • 82. Do you believe in horoscopes?
            • 83. What is the worst advice you've ever been given?
            • 84. List the 3 most important people in your life right now.
            • 85. Favorite memory of your family.
            • 86. What do you look for in a relationship?
            • 87. Do you have a role model? Why or why not?
            • 88. What is your opinion on social media?
            • 89. Are you a pessimist or an optimist?
            • 90. List some things that you think are overpriced?
            • 91. What is your worst memory or creepiest experience?
            • 92. What superpower would ruin the world?
            • 93. What is something you swore you would never do when you grew up, but you did anyway?
            • 94. What lessons have you learned from movies and which movies were they?
            • 95. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?
            • 96. How do you approach people?
            • 97. What is your opinion on first impressions?
            • 98. What are some things you did as a child that you no longer do?
            • 99. What languages can you speak?
            • 100. What do you think society will be like in 30 years?
            • 101. What do you do on your lazy days?
            • 102. What ended your last relationship?
            • 103. Favorite food?
            • 104. What is the most terrifying dream you've ever had?
            • 105. When was the last time you got seriously angry?
            • 106. What was the last friendship you broke?
            • 107. Do you have any pet peeves?
            • 108. Who was the last person you gave a hug to?
            • 109. When was the last time you got seriously stressed?
            • 110. What part of your personality do you want to change?
            • 111. Who is the most positively influential person in your life right now?
            • 112. What is your biggest motivation?
            • 113. What did you want to be when you were little?
            • 114. What are some things that you are good at?
            • 115. What is one thing you want to be good at?
            • 116. What distracts you the most, especially when you're trying to work?
            • 117. How important is privacy to you?
            • 118. If you could create one social norm, what would it be?
            • 119. What's the craziest lie you've ever told?
            • 120. What story do you like to tell about yourself at parties?
            • 121. What is the lamest thing that you have seen someone do?
            • 122. What is the stupidest thing you've done to impress someone?
            • 123. What is your morning routine?
            • 124. What's the last thing you did that is worth remembering?
            • 125. If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?
            • 126. What is your opinion on playing "hard to get?"
            • 127. What are the pros and cons of straightforward?
            • 128. What do you consider "leading" someone on?
            • 129. Are you the friendzoner or the friendzoned?
            • 130. What do you admire most about your friends?
            • 131. What do you admire most about your family?
            • 132. What is your opinion on "going with the flow?"
            • 133. Do you enjoy talking or listening?
            • 134. When is it time to end a friendship?
            • 135. What is the worst excuse you've ever come up with?
            • 136. If GPA didn't matter, what courses would you have taken?
            • 137. What are your favorite baby names?
            • 138. When was the last time you had a deep conversation with someone?
            • 139. What instantly ruins a conversation?
            • 140. Biggest turn ons and turn on offs.
            • 141. Biggest disappointment.
            • 142. Do you have any self-restraint?
            • 143. When did you last do something outside of your comfort zone?
            • 144. Prized possession(s)?
            • 145. What is your opinion on second chances?
            • 146. Text or call?
            • 147. What do you like about the 21st century?
            • 148. What advice would you give to yourself 5 years ago?
            • 149. How organized are you?
            • 150. Favorite mode of transportation.

            I’ve been listening to a lot of Leslie Odom Jr. these last few days and literally every song that he sings makes me cry. He just sings with such sincere emotion and an overwhelming sense of love that it hits me right in the heart and I can’t help but react viscerally.

            I can only hope my own art reaches that level one day, to be able to reach someone in their soul and leave them feeling more connected – to me, to themselves, to humanity – and more loved.

            04082016 MASTERLIST

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            ⥸  Reactions and Scenarios


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            • A - Based on the song A by GOT7
















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            BLOCK B ;


            DΞΔN ;

            ➽  meeting the girl of his dreams

            ➽ seeing you walk around the kitchen like a zombie with bed hair while wearing only his shirt

            accidentally falling for a very young fan

            GIRIBOY ;

            ➽  meeting the girl of his dreams

            IRON ;

            ➽  meeting the girl of his dreams

            Originally posted by jahe


            autism things

            -I can use sarcasm all I want but if YOU do I’m gonna react as if you started speaking another language

            -Realizing that crying all the time does not mean you are empathic or good with emotions

            -singing the same song over and over again because echolalia

            -also saying words you know you aren’t supposed to because they feel nice in your mouth

            -stimming by screaming and getting “wtf” looks from everyone around you

            -watching the same show every day and sometimes the same episodes over and over in the same day

            -having a meltdown because you can’t do The Thing the way you originally planned

            -having random bruises appear all over your body bc you’re clumsy and never feel when you initially get hurt

            -wanting to do something but panicing because WHERE DO I START

            -interupting people accidentally because you’re bad with conversations

            feel free to add more

            anonymous asked:

            I love your class 1-a scenarios! They make me really happy, thank you so much. :) You are awesome^^ Do you think that everyone of class 1-a has a special talent like drawing, singing, gymnastic and so on?


            i just wanna point this out b/c it’s great and then i’ll get into headcanons, but Iida, Aoyama, Satou, and Mineta are all apparently really great at drawing 

            Iiida looks like he took some sort of still life/classic arts drawing class with the way he shades, and Aoyama’s is so very inspired by shoujo. Mineta’s is like… ridiculously good?? and Satou’s is really neat b/c he’s a kinda ‘less detail, more free-form gesture lines’ kinda guy

            i really enjoy Ochako’s super cutesy doodles b/c you can tell she’s not all that great, but she has such a cute art style. 

            my favorite part of this panel tho is Bakugou’s mediocre art skills. look at the way he drew his nubby little fingers. look at those shitty little bombshells, the things on the side aren’t even the same size and shape. one’s slightly wiggly and bigger than the other. he gave himself little stick arms. he can’t draw shoes.

            Bakugou’s secret talent is that he finally sucks at something and i love it

            anYWAY onto headcanons:

            • for whatever reason i think Denki would be pretty good at singing?? specifically kpop, which i also hc him really liking. i don’t even know why i don’t listen to kpop, i just get that kinda vibe from him
            • Denki, Bakugou, Kirishima, Sero are all really good at dancing (especially stuff like free form and breakdancing). Baku dances really aggressively tho, but the others are pretty happy and fun about it
            • Momo is really good at elegant type dancing. also really good at cooking b/c it’s… pretty similar to what she has to do with her quirk?? 
            • i imagine Iida also took a dancing class at his fancy highschool but i can’t imagine he was all that great at dancing tbh. i imagine he has a nearly photographic memory, and is a really fast reader
            • Ochako is really good at making mochi and spotting good deals at stores
            • Todoroki makes really good tea
            • for some reason i think Tooru would be really good at arranging flowers?? idk i just associate her a lot with flowers, im not sure why
            • Jirou is good at vocal impressions
            • Tsuyu is also good at cooking b/c she had to cook for her younger siblings
            • Bakugou is good at cooking b/c he’s just. like that
            • with enough time and energy, Izuku can imitate literally anyone, not just All Might 
            • Shouji is fucking great at drumming (esp with his extra arms)
            • Kouda can write some amazing poetry
            • Tokoyami is also, unsurprisingly, very good at poetry. (goth poetry b/c he’s just extra like that)
            • Aoyama is actually pretty awesome at styling hair and putting together fashionable outfits for people
            • Satou is surprisingly good at singing really emotional ballad-type songs (tho he’s kinda embarrassed about it)
            • Mina is really great at gymnastics and is really flexible 
            • Ojirou is really good at making traditional japanese style foods (especially ones with rice)

            anonymous asked:

            talk to me about the shadowhunters musical

            AL FUCKING RIGHT

            probably based on this post:

            “if shadowhunters ever has a musical episode, alec has to be the character to somehow swerve all of the songs. He walks out of the room, gets away in the last second, just always manages to escape. And then when he thinks he made it…. in the very last scene….
            he serenades magnus”

            • so the whole thing is prob a spell (either seelie or warlock)
            • which means magnus obv isnt affected
            • and when everyone’s like: fix this!! he’s like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ spell will stop once the day is over yall have to wait
            • the singing is caused by high emotions or sth and alec hears this and is like ‘nope’
            • so every time there’s some kind of indication that ppl might start singing, alec immediately runs out of the room
            • just hightails it outta there
            • fucks right off
            • jace either has a ‘bet on it’ number or a fun little thing with simon
            • izzy and clary sing about Friendship  (👀)
            • clary sings some angsty song about Finding Herself
            • maybe….val is affected too and we get a Villain Song
            • Luke sings the best fucking thing, the entire pack as background singers, there’s dancing, maia has a solo
            • meanwhile, during jace’s number most likely, alec is like lmao bye and makes his way to magnus’ (he thinks that the spell wont affect him there bc of the wards prob well think again buddy)
            • its night when alec arrives at the loft, he joins magnus at the balcony and they talk a bit and alec’s like ‘no emotion could compell me to sing tbh’
            • and magnus talks a bit more and then realises that alecs gone oddly quiet, he turns to him and alec is pressing a hand against his mouth and is looking Shooketh bc HE SHOULDVE KNOWN
            • the one emotion that could make him sing is loooooove~ 
            • and magnus is delighted and very dramatically says ‘do what u must, alexander’
            • and then alec suddenly starts singing,,,, A LOVE SONG
            • fyi its either ‘only us’ from dear evan hansen or ‘i see the light’ from tangled
            • and alec is looking so embarrassed but also really determined bc magnus deserves the world, so magnus just…decides to join in? bc he doesnt want alec to sing alone?
            Some of my favorite voltron headcanons
            • Shiro has made the team travel to the other side of the universe to go to a specific space mall that sells a special hair conditioner that makes his white bangs look flawless.
            • Hunk always does everyone’s laundry and he is TIRED. He “accidentally” puts a red sock in the weird altean washing machine the castle has. Shiro actually thinks they rock the pink and makes them wear it every Wednesday (wink wink get it?)
            • Keith occasionally lets out a “bless your heart” whenever someone says something dumb or naive.
            • One day Shiro and Allura start arguing:

            Allura: *says something in altean and storms out* 
            Shiro: Wait what did you say??! 
            Allura: Oh I don’t know. Maybe I insulted you. Maybe I confessed my love for you. You’ll never know. 
            Shiro: ಥ_ಥ

            (Coran knows what she said. But won’t tell Shiro. Cos he’s a lil shit)

            • Now Keith and Lance do the labyrinth exercise perfectly without a single electrical discharge.
            • Shiro has a great voice and can literally sing any kind of music. He can perform I Will Always Love You and Hallelujah perfectly. He also knows the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody word by word and can even rap the Alphabet Aerobics. The team discovered his talent as he was leaving the shower one day singing a somehow emotional rendition of Barbie Girl.
            • Allura and Coran refuse to tell Keith and Lance how to use the pool. They eventually ask Hunk, Pidge and Shiro for help. The team spends days in the pool room brainstorming ideas, looking for buttons and control panels but they find nothing. “FOR THE LOVE OF ALTEA” Shiro screams once out of desperation. Coran and Allura laugh their ass off.
            • Shiro, definitely at some point: My back hurts from cARRYING THIS TEAM 
            • There is a slipperies epidemic. Apparently, not only middle-aged alteans can get it. The entire team is Sick (haha) Of It™, except for Pidge, who learned how to slide around like Coran did and can now go around the castle way faster than her tiny legs allowed her to. Also, their lions refuse to let them in because they are sweaty and disgusting.
            • Shiro tries to teach Pidge some self-defense techniques. Turns out it was completely unnecessary (obviously) and Pidge is the one who actually teaches Shiro a thing or two.
            • Keith: Anyone who’s ever seen my soft side has to die. I can’t have them running around with that kind of information. 
            • They eventually go back to earth and somehow bump into Shiro’s ex-girlfriend. Allura is Not Happy.
            • Shiro also finds out about a boyfriend Allura had back in Altea and gets jealous. “Was he handsome?” “Of course.” “Was he in shape?” “He was ripped.” “Did- did he have nice hair?” “Shiro stop doing this to yourself.”
            • Pidge, Hunk, Lance and Keith sneak into Shiro’s room one day to check his closet because they cannot understand how he can wear those super tight clothes without being uncomfortable ????? Shiro actually does get uncomfortable sometimes but won’t tell anyone and keeps wearing it for the sake of fashion.
            • The team finds out that Keith plays tHE VIOLIN. He somehow let it out by accident and now they all want to search the entire galaxy to look for a violin for Keith to play for them. He’s glad that they’re in the middle of space and can’t find one. But he lowkey misses playing because it was a huge stress reliever.
            • Lance now yells “GET REKT BOI” whenever he takes out a galra.
            • Pidge, Hunk and Shiro make Coran manipulate the castle all the time to trap Keith and Lance in small places together. This only feeds Lance’s belief that the castle is haunted and is somehow trying to kill them. Keith secretly knows it’s them but doesn’t say anything.