SHIPPING THEM IS THE WORST MAN

drowninginthecosmos  asked:

If you're still doing the character opinion thing do neglected Slingby and Undertaker plssss

I’VE DONE THE OLD MAN SO HERE’S SLINGBY

general opinion: lowkey the dad friend

hotness level: i’d bang, i’d also be unable to walk for a while

hogwarts house: idfk fuck um hufflepuff/slytherin

best quality: good man, tried to save flower child

worst quality: accidentally killed flower child

ship them with: flower child (alan)

brotp them with: ronald

needs to stay away from: Sebastian. I don’t need to explain why.

misc. thoughts: HE WOULD SCARE ME IRL TBQH

About ships

Boy and Girl: *blush at each other*

People: it’s canon.

Two boys: *blush at each other, hug, think about each other all day, hold hands, stare at each other lovingly, dream about each other, share lots of intimate affectionate moments*

People: look at those bros! Such strong friendship!

People: *brush hands with friends of the same gender* no homo!

bisexualhermionepond  asked:

Jake Peralta

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (don’t ask how he’s both, he just is, y’all should Understand)
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: the fact that he’s literally more explicitly feminist than 90% of female characters on television (runner up: he actually owns up to his mistakes and apologises, frequently) 
worst quality: man, this boy dumb. he do so much dumb shit. so much. (I love him for it.) 
ship them with: Jake/Amy is the best and purest het ship in existence (though Jake is bi af, fight me)
brotp them with: Gina, Rosa, Charles, Terry, Holt (this is more of a dad one). boy loves his friends, boy is such a good friend, what a good, I love him
needs to stay away from: his dad. and the Vulture who needs to stop slapping his ass (hc: the Vulture is quietly bi too, and therefore needs to leave my boy Alone)
misc. thoughts: honestly I could talk about how fucking wonderful and vaguely revolutionary a protagonist Jake is forever bc like, he could have been the typical immature cis white guy who does a bunch of shitty stuff and gets away with it

and instead he’s a feminist Jewish cinnamon roll who does fuck up on occasion but learns and apologises for being an ass, and is like, the Most Supportive Friend Ever, and he loves his friends so much and he loves his girlfriend so much and respects her so much that he refused to sabotage her dates when he was still too chicken to ask her out because he wasn’t about to fuck up her life and make her choices for her just because he wasn’t brave enough to do anything

like bro he casually called out transphobia in a beloved movie and he punched a homophobe (who had up until that moment been one of his idols) in the face with barely any hesitation despite knowing the repercussions it would have

Jake Peralta is bisexual af and I’ll scream it from the hilltops I love this good pure bi boy

but also on the other hand - FUCK JAKE PERALTA FOR UTTERLY RUINING MY SPEECH PATTERN, I say ‘noice’ and ‘cool cool cool cool’ and other various ridiculous bullshit because of him, I cannot believe the audacity 

Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 12) Frog Year: Ransom

His first practice of the pre-season, and Adam Birkholz has a hangover. Like, the worst hangover of all time.

There are so many mixers at this college, they’ve already started to run into each other. Though last night was… yeah. Memorable.

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anonymous asked:

Lafayette!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: Guns and Ships is fucking great. This tall boy is sweet and wonderful but could also kill a man with one hand plz marry me
worst quality: ?????????
ship them with: Peggy, the Rev Set, Gwash, Jefferson
brotp them with: The Rev Set and the Schuyler sisters
needs to stay away from: Probably France cause he got fucking arrested
misc. thoughts: I just- i have so many soft feelings for him,,,

Why I ship Lawlu:

“The straw hat crew have left nothing in their wake but sheer miracles.

you’ll never beat them.“


I like the sheer faith that Law has in Luffy. I mean, the man saying this is one who has said he doesn’t believe in anything anymore and here he is claiming that Luffy and his crew create miracles. It’s a huge part of why I ship it. I ship them also because I honestly like both characters and so the ship is a direct consequence.

They have both seen each other at their worst, at the point where they have given into despair and they both saved each other. They were under no obligation. Yet they can understand each other because they have both shared this hardship. They have both lost significant loved one with a card theme who shaped a huge part of their lives.

I like how Law was there when nobody else could be and how Luffy was there for him with Mingo. I like how after so many times that Luffy rescued others, in this case it was turned around and he was one the one rescued. I like how Law’s saving Luffy seems to be a destiny thing, like a fated meeting, something that has to happen since Luffy is the force of history and the will of the ages and how the D’s in their names connects to that. How Law is involved in the creation of the Pirate King  and Luffy’s destiny by ensuring that his life wasn’t cut short there in that place.

I like how Law treated Luffy when they first meet in the Sabaody Archipelago arc and how considerably different it was to the hostility he set towards Kidd. How he seemed generally friendly and amused with Luffy’s antics, “Thanks for the laughs, Straw Hat.” He seemed honestly gleeful at seeing Luffy wreck shit, “Cant wait to see him again.” I like seeing him smile when he defied Kidd and when he punched the Celestial Dragon. After seeing him on what is basically a suicide mission its nice to see him generally acting happy instead of trying to be intimidating. Furthermore, he gave Luffy half the credit for punching the asshole Celestial Dragon and in the freedom of Jean Bart. 

I also like that he warned the Straw Hats about the Marines surrounding the Auction House when he could have easily let them walk right into the trap.

This is also where another element of their interactions that first came through and that is how they both treat each other as equals which is something I like. Law treats Luffy as an equal, which is pretty big considering how arrogant he is about his ow abilities. They met as equals, they fought as equals against the marines and they treat each other as equals. They’re both D’s, Captains and Supernovas. Law respects Luffy as a Captain, he doesn’t speak down to him or treat him like he’s dumb but respects him for his resolve and for being strong enough to survive the loss of his brother. Yeah, Law is older but it doesn’t affect their dynamics. Because Luffy while he can a bit of a dense fuck is anything but a child as he’s people smart and can be perceptive and even wise at times. Its one of the reasons I can ship him with law but Luffy/crew doesn’t appeal to me, because Luffy likes being the Captain and even though he is friends with his crew they are still his subordinates and the relationship between a leader and a subordinate has unequal power dynamics that make me uncomfortable with shipping it. I’m not shitting on anyone’s ships it’s just a thing with me.

I like how after Law saved Luffy he seemed so interested in Luffys hat. How he stared at it after he caught it and how he seemed to be studying it. How it happened in multiple panels. Like he was trying to work Luffy out, like he seemed really interested in him. How he completely ignored Hancock who is supposedly the Sexiest Woman in the World in order to stare and clutch at Luffys hat like its his own. How he squeezed the hat when Bepo mentioned that Luffy’s wounds will reopen if he continues as he is.

I like how Law set his nodachi next to Luffy when he was on his ship as a sign of respect for his great loss when it was enough for him to have saved his life. His nodachi that seemed to never leave him or one of his crew. This link explains the symbolism is more depth and is the source for the above picture.

I like how he saved Nami from the Yeti Cool Brothers and then suggested an alliance on the mountain. The scene was oddly weirdly romantic with Luffy’s upturned cold reddened face looking at Law in almost awe at the person who saved him and his nakama. I like how Luffy remembered Law and sees Law as a savior, “Yeah! He’s just like Jime…I owe him my life!!!” and what a generally high opinion he has of Law, “I think he’s a good guy” which is a view of Law that he retains through the entire alliance even with the reveal of Laws grudge with Doflamingo. Law is someone whose reputation of cruelty, one he consistently failed to live up too, means that people generally dont treat him in a a positive manner, so it must be strange to him to have someone so sure he is a good person.

All in all I just like the way that Law acts with Luffy. How he drops the cool act and acts like the dork he secretly is. How he said that Luffy was strong for surviving. How he is always standing beside or near Luffy. How he answers Luffy immediately when he asks questions when I don’t think he’d bother with other people. In chapter 700, he corrects his pronunciation without being condescending while tellingly never correcting Luffy about his affectionate nickname of Torao.  He freely gives Luffy information about his  nakama after denying Smoker info and attacking him. Law makes sure Luffy gets credit for his deeds consistently as well with both the first fight when they met and also with the marines. And Luffy returns this respect. He works with him, I really like  kereeachan: meta about how Law gets Luffy and how Luffy is willing to work with him.

I like how Nami compared Law to Luffy in regards to selfishness

I like how Law tries to break off the alliance with Luffy in order to protect him from Doflamingo after his grudge has been revealed and protected the other Straw Hats from Doflamingo when he attacked them. I like how happy Luffy was that he was live d that he was willing to sacrifice his chance to get the Mera Mera fruit before finding out his brother Sabo survived in order to rescue Lw.

I like how Law smiled about Luffy when asked about him by Smoker and replied that he didn’t know who was using who.

I like how when they were leaving Punk Hazard Law smiled at Luffys antics while waving goodbye to the Marines. I like the anime smile which Law gives when Luffy tells Rebecca He is the Man who will be Pirate King.

I like to think that Luffys refusal to leave him behind like he does to others when he fights, his faith in his abilities and his hand on Laws shoulder when Mingo is trying to tear him down and his obstinate refusal to break their alliance is comforting to Law. That hes not alone or getting abandoned during what is basically a complete breakdown caused through a complete failure to kill a man who has destroyed so much of his life and taken a person from his life who was the only person to care about him for years. I like that the trust that Law and Luffy hold for each other is so evident because i don’t see Law as being someone who trusts easily and how Luffy lives up to this trust and returns it. How even Mingo mentioned that Law seemed to really trust him, asking him “How can you trust so much?”

Luffy really cares about Law after such a small amount of time. He basically had a panic attack at seeing his bloodied body and when Mingo mocked Luffy about what he had done to Law, Luffy grit his teeth until they bled

Furthermore when Law and Luffy fought together they really worked in sync. I liked how they used their powers to help each other in the fight.

However, one part of the fight I find telling is when he stepped back to let Law attack Mingo. Because Luffy isn’t really someone known for stepping back and letting someone else direct a fight but he did, and kicked Trebol and told him not to get in his Law’s way like his crew has done for him when he was going to face a major adversary.  

I like the parallels between them like how Law has a sorta grandpa in the military with Sengoku and Luffy’s grandpa Garp who are friends with each other. How they both lost a significant portion of their lifespan for a goal which involved a loved one.

“Leave me here and go…! Thirteen Years… Thirteen years I have lived on, all for the day that I would take down Doflamingo. I’ve done… haa… everything I could. If he wins… I want to witness it with my own eyes! And if he falls, I too ought to… die here, with him! I’m the one that dragged him into this fight! Leave me and go! Leave me… go…. please.”

This part of the Dressrossa Arc is one I I can’t get over. The passionate trembling voice of Law when he tells Cavendish that if Luffy should fall he intends to die by his side and how desperate he was to stay with Luffy and see him fight against the man he has lost so much to to the end. And how he blames himself for the fact that Luffy was brought to this fight due to the alliance, how useless he feels at not being able to fight Doflamingo himself and how deeply he respects Luffy for his role in Doflamingos downfall

I like how in  Chapter 788 Law threw himself from stories high in order to take Luffy under his care. I like how he teleported to Luffy’s side when he was so injured he couldn’t walk because nobody else could be trusted to protect him properly.

I like the moment in  chapter 796 where Law saved Bellamy who is a follower of the man he hates Doflamigo, for no other reason that he is Luffy’s friend and Luffy would be upset if he died. I mean, it’s not like Luffy would know if Law didn’t rescue him because he was asleep but he still did it

I like the reveal in Chapter 805 in the Zhou arc that Luffy knows Law’s name but just likes calling Law by a nickname. I like how Law once more gives Luffy his due credit, 'that was Straw Hat’s doing. I like how Law ditches his crew on Zou after reuniting with them to talk plans with Luffy, how he still wants Luffy’s input in the plan making process despite Luffy’s eccentricities.

I like how Law and Luffy are influencing each others behavior petite-neko has some awesome meta on this. Another examle was when Luffy asked Law what he thought would happen to this county, which Law would later use with Luffy.

I think they’re contrasting personalities are very cute. That their height difference is adorable. I just generally like the ship.

The Ackermans need a hug

A hug, just a hug. Is that too much to ask? Mikasa is so fucking done. And the worst part is, why Eren didn’t do it when they got out?!
C'mon guys, you don’t have to ship them to see she needs a hug. I mean, Eren cares enough for Mikasa to comforther. And not only Eren, Armin could do the same.

And Levi, oh man, he needs comfort too. At least there’s Hange for that

I’m doing my usual on YouTube; watching videos of people reacting to Richonne in “Say Yes” to calm my Joadi angst when I get the bright idea to check out Afterbuzz Tv’s review of the episode. These muthafuckas on this panel talking mad shit about Richonne! Ben Bateman literally said on air that Rick is with Michonne because she’s basically the only one left! Muthhhhhaaafuuccka. Also, they were saying how they have no chemistry and how could Rick would be attracted to Michonne….what what does HE see in HER???…guys a black man was on the panel named Darrio who did NOTHING to defend people’s concepts of black beauty. Please send all hate to the comment section below that video because they getting draggggggeeeeedddd. Even people who didn’t ship them or hadn’t noticed could not deny the chemistry. You can really hate on Ben Bateman, the absolute worst at BenBatemanmedia. The comment section is nothing but positivity and some funny stuff too if anyone is interested in scrolling. But seriously I’m trying to get this panel replaced. The Richonne Defense Squad is full righteous anger

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anonymous asked:

Allura ♥

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang if i weren’t ace
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: strong!! not just physically but emotionally too, she’s been through a lot man. she lost her planet, her species, her family…. and she just…keeps going. i look up to her, man. she’s an actual role model
worst quality: she’s close minded when it comes to the Galra. i understand why she hates them, but she really needs to work through that internalized racism she’s got going… they can be redeemed as a species
ship them with: Shiro, Shay, Nyma, and ngl ikindashipherwithLance
brotp them with: basically all the paladins??? let her bond with her new family please
needs to stay away from: Keith romantically. @ dreamworks please don’t do it
misc. thoughts: seriously, i look up to Allura. she’s beautiful, strong physically and emotionally, a fantastic leader, and an actual sweetheart. she’s a wonderful character and i adore her very much <3

send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!

anonymous asked:

the rat man himself, alexander

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: smart af, adorable in act one, and just- a really good voice???
worst quality: Literally a human landfill in act two, narcissistic, self severing asshole
ship them with: Jefferson, Burr, Eliza, lowkey Laf
brotp them with: Laurens, Laf and Herc
needs to stay away from: Jefferson and Eliza
misc. thoughts: he was always out for himself, even from the vary beginning. His career was always first, then Pip, then Eliza

anonymous asked:

I feel so stupid for my feelings, but I am so sad and grossed out of some people from the fandom I am in. An actor I have deep respect for and I truly adore A LOT is getting shipped with his colleague, they both act in a show I love. The worst thing is that the actor I like so much is a happily married man(he is gay) and people start to write threesome ideas of him, his husband and the other actor. They absolutely ignore that the actor's husband already said he doesn't like people to ship them.

I honestly greatly dislike people who ship irl people unless they are already in a relationship. I think it’s really disrespectful and it makes them very uncomfortable, I’m sure. And to take a gay male and sexualize him and his relationship by writing him in threesomes and such is just… incredibly disgusting and contributes to the sexualization of mlm. You have every right to be upset by it, that’s very gross and unfortunately not uncommon in fandoms. I would maybe try and avoid the fandom, you can enjoy something and not participate in the fandom (this is usually always the best bet because I rarely know of any fandoms that aren’t toxic /: it’s sad).

thedreamer240  asked:

Chandler

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go cornnuts
worst quality: everything what a bitch
ship them with: draino
brotp them with: Mac I guess
needs to stay away from: everyone esp Duke
misc. thoughts: kick me

anonymous asked:

The Piemaker!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang  omg i have such a Thing for lee pace
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: sweet, loyal, bakes
worst quality: hmm not great at making decisions sometimes lol
ship them with: chuck!!!!!!!!!
brotp them with: emerson, olive
needs to stay away from: maybe keeping people re-alive too long?!
misc. thoughts: i LOVE ned. probably like my dream man. he’s so cute. lee pace is it for me, guys.

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anonymous asked:

Coran my man !

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: he’s the true team mom
worst quality: i actually cannot think of anything i dislike about Coran
ship them with: King Alfor!
brotp them with: Allura, and Lance
needs to stay away from: lifting Balmeran crystals. did you see what that thing did to the poor guy’s back? yikes man
misc. thoughts: Coran deserves soooooo much more appreciation in the fandom. he’s such a great character and has so much potential. i love him and he reminds me of my grandpa a whole lot

anonymous asked:

George washington!!! :-D

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: A total badass, puts up with the Rev Sets shit
worst quality: problematic like all the founders are
ship them with: Laf or KG3
brotp them with: The Rev Set
needs to stay away from: Literally everyone, let this man rest
misc. thoughts: Good fucking charature, Chris Jackson is best president

beliza-fryler  asked:

Eliza for the character meme :)))

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang snuggle
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: her loyalty and her compassion, and she’s so brave
worst quality: does she have one?? Uh, she didn’t write Alex enough letters? idk man also apparently she owned slaves which is not good, I didn’t know that
ship them with: Alexander Hamilton
brotp them with: her sisters!!!
needs to stay away from:
all sadness and her husband’s stupidity
misc. thoughts: honestly, when will she adopt me

lunardragonfly  asked:

The character ask; Zack

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: Always optimistic and wants to do the right thing. He wants to be a hero, so he does everything he feels a hero would do: doesn’t leave a man behind, tries to save the day, and gives people a chance at redemption, even if they don’t take it. 

worst quality: He can loose that optimism, forget why he’s doing this and just goes with the motions and that is the moment where he can be the most easily manipulated luckily he is responsive to reminders. 

ship them with: Cloud, Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal (when they’re not students), Aerith, and Kunsel. 

brotp them with: Everyone I ship them with…and probably most of the OG’s AVALANCE crew. 

needs to stay away from: Hojo…most of ShinRa actually. 

misc. thoughts: He does have some form of ADHD but has never been diagnosed. However, if he read up on the main signs he’d probably go “there’s a word for this?” He has his ways to work with it though. Squats are only of them. 

In addition, he also has a pretty good memory, especially for things he reads. 

skystarcat  asked:

Eliza??

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff 
best quality: literally everything abt her, honesty tho her strength and love.  it amazes me how her and hamilton reconcile after the reynolds pamphlet and how much love she still has for that man when so many others would leave his ass
worst quality: um does she have one??  historically, she was impulsive??
ship them with: happiness; a faithful, loving husband?
brotp them with: martha washingston aa apparently they were really close, and john i really like the idea of them being bffs
needs to stay away from: literally no one
misc. thoughts: i honestly love eliza so much she’s such a strong loving woman and i don’t know a lot about her historically but from what i do know she was an incredible woman 

alicebarnousky  asked:

Chibita?

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: he works so hard when it comes to his oden stall and that’s super impressive
worst quality: he works so hard when it comes to his oden stall to the point where it’s kind of concerning because it honestly feels like he’s only doing that to cope with his own loneliness
ship them with: no one in particular
brotp them with: kara
needs to stay away from: everyone. he’s like the ultimate straight man in ososan he doesn’t deserve to be stuck with such imbeciles
misc. thoughts: ep 15 was such a good character study for him and nobody realizes that because all people remember is that subplot with kara and the ugly flower fairy??? we got to see that he’s kind of a lonely guy himself so he distracts himself with oden like 24/7 and yeah I feel like while people have noticed totoko’s hidden depths chibita remains largely unacknowledged

anonymous asked:

Nyma

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: idk man we don’t know much about her but did you see how fast she chained Lance to that tree? damn son ;)
worst quality: uuuh idk? she’s really cool and i can’t actually think of anything i don’t like about her.

ship them with: Allura and Shay !

brotp them with: Rolo!!!
needs to stay away from: unhappiness. i hope she’s having the time of her life being a bounty hunter
misc. thoughts: i want! to learn more about her!!! she’s so cool!

send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!