SHE KNOWS SHE IS ASHLEY'S AND ASHLEY IS HERS

Potential Shatt moment
  • Matt: So let me get this straight Shiro, you let my FOURTEEN YEAR OLD SISTER RIDE UP INTO SPACE WITH YOU INSIDE AN ALIEN SPACE LION WITH THREE HORMONAL TEENAGE BOYS (TWO OF YOU JUST MET) TO FIGHT AN EVIL ALIEN RACE THAT DESTROYS PLANETS?!?!???!
  • Shiro: ... yes??
  • Matt: Thanks man, Katie has always wanted to see space.
  • Shiro: You're not mad?
  • Matt: No I'm really pissed, but if Pidge didn't come along we'd probably all be dead by now.
  • Shiro: Tru.

what she says: I’m fine.

what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!”

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lmao, in case you wanna hear Ashley Johnson aka Patterson swearing A LOT, here, click the link, because we all know that we don’t get to hear her swear at all in Blindspot

In case some of you have been wondering: Ashley Johnson is the voice of Ellie Williams, the most badass 14 y/o girl out there in the vide games universe. Ellie was born into a destroyed world after a deadly virus outbreak infected and killed tons of people. So basically she has to cross the country from Boston to Utah ON FOOT and on her way she encounters a lot of heavy shit and she swears a lot because zombies are serious stuff. 

The Last Of Us is my favorite game and I’ve played it at least 10 times in both ps3 and ps4 and this game is the main reason I started watching Blindspot. 

So every time Patterson said something, all I could think of was Ellie and her sassy mouth. If you ever get the chance to play this game, and you’re also from the Blindspot fandom, you’ll never stop thinking about Patterson. 

So yeah, enjoy these 3 minutes of Ashley Johnson the Patterson swearing.

WHAT THE FUCK, JOEL.

why your ‘ashley williams is a space racist’ theory is garbage:
  • ‘i can’t tell the aliens from the animals’ - given her reaction, we can assume that this is ashley’s first time being around less humanoid species like the elcor (which do look a lot like elephants). yeah it’s a rude thing to say but one rude comment (that is no less rude than, say, the things garrus says about quarians in the very same game) hardly justifies acting like she’s an irredeemable bigot
  • that one conversation everyone crucifies her for (’if you’re fighting a bear and the only way for you to survive is so sic your dog on it and run, you’ll do it’) - this one is literally just people misunderstanding the metaphor she uses and assuming she’s referring to aliens as animals again. the dog in her metaphor is humanity whereas the human in the metaphor is actually the council races. she’s saying that the second one of the other council races is in trouble, they’ll throw humanity aside and put themselves first. which………. she isn’t wrong about. that’s exactly what happens at the beginning of me3. ‘i don’t think we should turn down allies. i just don’t think we should bet on them staying allies.’
  • by me3, every single character has grown and ashley’s growth is most obvious to me in the scene where she holds a gun on shepard (her commander, friend, and possibly lover) to protect the council. you know, those aliens you claim she hates. she can also shoot udina, the human councilor, for holding a gun on, you guessed it, another alien you claim she hates
  • but yeah, ashley’s such a space racist

also btw i don’t want to hear your annoying, boring, repetitive hate. if you reply to this with ashley hate, i’m ignoring it and also blocking you. at this point, it’s just annoying and exhausting

Mated Pt 9 // Werewolf Shawn

Summary: You and Shawn are mates. He’s an alpha werewolf. You’re a human. Human’s aren’t usually mated to werewolves, but that won’t stop both of you from falling in love anyway.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8


You call your mom and let her know you’re going to be staying at your friend Ashley’s, house for a few days because she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was a mess. It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve gone to comfort her for a few days so your mom buys the lie. Little did she know, Ashley was actually out of town for several weeks on a cruise in the Bahamas.

Shawn wakes you up in the middle of the night on the second night since the accident. He had taken to laying on the bed with you during the day and keeping his hand intertwined with yours while you slept because if you started to hurt, he could ease the pain for long enough to let you rest again. It’s just after 2am if the clock on the nightstand was right. You didn’t hurt, in fact you felt pretty good, no pain at all really, so you were confused as of why Shawn was waking you up.

“Babe,” he says softly from beside you on the bed. “Are you awake?”

“Yea, you were squeezing my hand so hard it woke me up.”

“Sorry,” he says, sitting up and letting go of your hand. “It got cold, I was worried you were slipping away.”

You shake your head and sit up with him. “Did you get some sleep?” you ask sleepily and he nods.

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Copacetic

Post Craig’s Good Ending. Smashley accepts an invite to a cul-de-sac get together, eager to finally meet the person who’s taken her vacated spot in Craig’s heart. Craig x Dadsona ft. Hugo x Damien. ~2k.

A/N: The mildest of spoilers for Craig’s route. Entirely inspired by @mythicalmodernity‘s theories about college!Craig-MC-Ashley.


D/N = Dadsona’s Name

Joseph’s yard was already bustling by the time Ashley pulled up at the end of the drive. As soon as she climbed out of the car Briar and Hazel came bounding up to her; each was gabbling over the other as they jumped into her arms and she tried not to drop them.

“Woah woah, girls! Come on, you know I’m not your father, I can’t bench press you both.”

They let go, and she knelt down to pull them into a bear hug. It had barely been two weeks since she’d seen them last, but they were still in that stage where they were growing almost before her eyes.

“Now girls, mom’s had a long drive and needs to take advantage of Mr. Christansen’s excellent grillmanship, but after that you gotta catch me up on all the gossip, yeah?”

“Ernest’s dad and Lucien’s dad have been going on dates!” Hazel burst out. Clearly she’d been waiting a long time to break that news to someone new.

Briar hit her sister on the arm, “Shhh, we’re not supposed to know about that!”

“But they’re so obvious about it!” Hazel said indignantly. Ashley scanned the crowd and spotted Hugo and Damien by the food table. They were, indeed, cosied up rather more intimately than she was used to seeing from them.

She grinned and ruffled Hazel’s hair, “If they tell me I’ll act surprised. Maybe you should too, huh? Now where’s your dad and your sister? I should say hi before I dive into the snacks.”

Briar pointed over the opposite side of the yard where Craig was deep in conversation with another man. They were laughing about something, but even from a distance Ashley could see something in Craig’s smile that went deeper than some funny joke.

She pulled her girls in close, “So is that him? Your dad’s new friend?”

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Tiny Until Dawn headcanon
  • Mike is ambidextrous.
  • Sam was born with hearing issues (which only became worse after handigo screamed in her ear and the explosion, and she needed to get surgery to fix her hearing. Mike, who also started experiencing hearing issues after being around so many explosions and gunshots, learned sign langue to communicate with Sam till she had her surgery)
  • Chris and Matt are both double jointed, but Chris more so than Matt
  • Jess memorized the alphabet backwards due to how many times she’s been pulled over from a DUI or was in the car with someone who got pulled over
  • Emily knows the capital of every state and almost every European country.
  • Ashley and Emily are “band buddies”. Ashley plays the flute, Emily plays the piano and violin.
  • Jess is secretly jealous that Ashley has such nice hair (and she doesn’t even have to dye it) and is not so secretly pissed off that she is always covering it with a hat.
  • Matt and Mike constantly have petty “who’s stronger” contests (especially when they’re drunk) such as: arm wresting contests, push up contest, pull up contests.
  • One party, they had a race to the end of the block and back, and Josh, being much drunker than both of them, decided to join in. He ended up falling in a bush and then puking on himself. (Matt won)
  • Chris had nerf guns as a kid. But not the regular nerf gun kid, like the one who has a special closest for all his guns and a basket of nerf darts that he keep fully stocked, just in case.
  • Sam’s mom was a first generation Polish American, so she taught Sam polish when she was little and she’s still half fluent in it.
  • Emily is a first generation Japanese American, so she is fluent in not only Japanese, but Spanish, and French.
  • Jess is secretly a really good artist. She never had any lessons or anything, she’s just always been doodling in class rather than paying attention (she does it for therapy after the incident)
  • Matt wanted to be a doctor as a kid, but his dreams were crushed after he began struggling in school and decided her wasn’t “smart enough” to be one.
  • Ironically, Mike wanted to be a professional football player as a kid, but his Senator father crushed his dreams and made him drop out of the sport just before high school.
  • Josh was a master at magic tricks as a kid and had a plastic wand, cape, hat, and everything. He used to put on shows for Hannah and Beth. (Hannah loved them. Beth thought they were boring because she knew how he did the tricks.)
  • Chris on more than one occasion played his “lovely assistant”, and even wore a dress one time. (He has since burned all the photo evidence of it after the Washington’s embarrassed or blackmailed him with it one too many times)
  • Sam and Beth used to go to the gym together and were hiking partners. Hannah once tried to go to the gym with them and ended up nearly fainting from exhaustion.
  • Emily and Jess always throw each other surprise birthday parties, but it quickly turned completive as they always tried to out do each other. Jess always threw the better party, and so on year Emily threw Jess’s a month in advance, just to win by having the biggest surprise.
  • Ashley has three cats and she loves them all. She’s always covered with cat hair and Emily and Jess bring lint brushes every time they visit her house. 
When parents teach their kids “othering” attitudes towards disabled people.

Between the ages of 9 and 13, I lived next door to a young girl named Anna. Anna had a 2 year old cousin, Ashley, who was a vent dependent high level quadriplegic due to a horrific accident where she fell off the back of a couch and got wedged between the couch and the wall. (Abuse by her father was suspected; they think he pushed her, I don’t remember if that was true or not.) Her injury was very similar to Christopher Reeve’s.

At first I was fascinated by Ashley’s wheelchair and ventilator tube because I had never known somebody could be paralyzed like that and need help just to breathe. Ashley’s nurse was very kind about answering my questions.

If Anna wasn’t home, I would play with Ashley. I sang silly songs, made faces at her (she made them back), I made her stuffed animals “dance” and “kiss” her face (she loved that) and I would read to her while showing her pictures from the books by her bed. Sometimes I “helped” her color by holding her little fist around a crayon and guiding her hand over a coloring book. I actually discovered she could keep her fingers closed if I wrapped them around the crayon, but it was a very loose grip and her hands never improved beyond that. I let Ashley pick the colors– she raised her eyebrows and smiled real big for “yes” and pouted her bottom lip out for “no” and that’s how she told me which crayons she wanted.

Playing with Ashley got to be normal to me. I understood that she was disabled, but she was also a two year old girl just like any other and the only difference was she couldn’t move or breathe on her own. I noticed that other kids didn’t go over to interact with her if she was brought outside in her wheelchair. The adults with her would entertain her instead.

One day, I was playing peekaboo with Ashley when my dad came outside. He got really mad at me! I didn’t know what I did wrong when he demanded I go in the house.

He proceeded to tell me “You shouldn’t play with a crippled child like that. What if something happens to her? You’ll get blamed!”

I don’t remember what I said in protest, but I know I said “Dad, she’s a kid like anybody else!”

He said, “NO, she’s not. She’s different. She’s broken and hurt. Feel sorry for her, and don’t play with her anymore.”

I cried in my room for a long while. Then I went back out to see if Anna was home. She wasn’t, but Ashley was inside in bed. I played with her till Anna came home, then we went out into her back yard and swung on the swings.

The next day, my dad caught me playing with Ashley again. I was putting flowers in her hair (careful that they didn’t have loose petals that could fall on her trach or the vent tubes). He was SO MAD that he grounded me from going outside for a long time, can’t remember how long.

I questioned why it was “so wrong” to play with another kid. Dad kept insisting that I didn’t “need” to play with a child “like that” who would never have a normal life.

Ashley ended up having to go back into the hospital shortly after that, and I can’t remember what became of her beyond that because I didn’t see her again. All I remember is being devastated that my dad didn’t want me to be friends with a very visibly disabled toddler.

Her name was Ashley, and I never forgot her. I hope she’s still alive. She’ll be in her 20′s by now if she’s still out there somewhere. I think of her from time to time. I’m probably a very vague memory to her…and I hope I’m a good one. I was the kid who played with her when nobody else wanted to. Probably because other kids had parents like my dad who forbade it.

The question is…why? My dad told me he was afraid something bad would happen to Ashley while I was playing with her. I get that he was worried about being sued or something, but I feel like there was more to it than that.

He was “othering” Ashley as ‘unacceptably disabled’ and wanted me to treat her like that, too. I refused. I got in a lot of trouble for refusing. I don’t regret it. I was her friend and I made her smile.

Ashley, if you’re out there, I never thought you were broken.

INFATUATION - PART 5

PART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4 PART 5 PART 6 PART 7 PART 8 (M) PART 9  PART 10 PART 11

Summary: You are now a Pre-K teacher and you meet Jaebum, a single dad. 

Genre: Romance, teacher, crime, murder, single dad

Warnings: smut in later chapters, swearing

Definition of Pre-K: teacher for children at the age of 4

Author’s Note: Tell me what you think of this chapter! Thanks for reading! I am sorry this chapter is so short, and I hope it’s exciting enough. 

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“So are you gonna go hang with Jackson tonight because it’s Friday?”

“Actually my best friend just got a new job, so tonight we are going out to celebrate. We are going to the NEPTUNE OYSTER.”

Jaebum panicked.

He was going to the Neptune Oyster tonight, but he was going for work. Maybe he wouldn’t see you, or maybe he will. It will be awkward if he does see you. He contemplated telling you that he was going tonight. He didn’t want you to think he was stalking you, but it would be odd if you see him there and he never mentioned he would be there. 

“So how about you? Are you taking Jaehwan to any fun activities tonight?”

Jaebum looked up at you with a confused expression.

“Oh…um. I don’t know yet. I hope  you enjoy celebrating  with your friend.” Jaebum said abruptly.

Jaebum got up. 

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Worthy

Summary: Emma Swan discovers she’s pregnant. But how will she tell Killian?

Author’s notes: Warning: MAJOR fluff. And spoilers if you haven’t seen 7x02.

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Worthy

Emma didn’t have a family for the longest time. She didn’t have anyone to wipe her tears when she cried, or soothe her when she was sick, or hold her when she had a nightmare. Sometimes, in those dark nights, she’d wake up in the early hours of the morning, crying. Her arms would be prickled with goosebumps after nightmares of purple smoke and a sobbing woman with raven hair.

She’d wrap her arms around her and pretend it was her parents who held her. She always managed to get back off to sleep when she imagined that.

As the years went by, she realised that no-one was coming for her. They, her parents, weren’t coming for her. She had to grow up fast and learn to think realistically. And the truth was: no-one would abandon their baby at the side of the road if they loved them, or if they had any intention of coming back.

There wasn’t any magic in the world, except from the magic she made herself. So that’s what she intended to do.

Of course, it wasn’t her parents’ fault they were cursed. She knew that now. She had a loving family and she wouldn’t trade it for the world.

But sometimes she still couldn’t help but wonder what it would have been like if Mary Margaret had travelled through the portal with her. Or better yet, they never went through at all. The wish world might have given her a glimpse, but it was all fabricated.

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One Of Their Siblings Walks In On You The Morning After ♡ Preference

Daniel; Waking up with Daniel kissing your neck, you smiled instantly. “Good morning, beautiful” He smiled, you trying to wake yourself up a little more. “God, You’re so beautiful, you know that?” Daniel smiled, even thought you look like you had just been to hell and back, but he still thought you looked like the most beautiful girl in the world. He had just gotten home from tour, his manager letting all the boys go home for a week or so, and of course, you had to come visit him while he was home. “Baby, I look like trash” You chuckled, as Daniel shook his head, disagreeing. “You’re” “Beautiful” He said, in between kisses. You shook your head, wanting to disagree more, but before you could, Anna barged into the room, having plans for the day. “You slept in, Daniel. Mom wants us to go to a fami- wait, y/n slept over?” She questioned, shocked that she didn’t see you come in. “Hi” You smiled, awkwardly waving your hand. “Can’t you see we’re in the middle of something here?” Daniel gestured towards the both of you.”Wh-Ohhh. Well still, Mom wants to go out for lunch, y/n, feel free to join” She smiled, leaving you two alone and exiting the room. 

Jack; The sun shining in your face you opened your eyes, revealing a still sleeping Jack. You smiled to yourself, taking in all his small features, like the freckles on the bridge of his nose, spreading out to his cheek, how his hair still seamed perfect, even though he was sleeping. You roamed your hands around the bed for your phone, not knowing where it went from last night, everything happening so quickly. Getting up off the bed, you where quickly pulled back, Jack pulling you back towards the bed. “Babygirl, where are you going?” He questioned, his voice raspy from just waking up. “I-I’m leaving. You don’t want your family to know about us, I’m just trying to leave before your mom or one of your sisters walks in. “Just come cuddle, five more minuets” He propositioned, eyes still closed. 

You gave in to his protests, snuggling yourself back into Jack’s arms. Isla somehow saw you sit up in Jack’s bed, instantly rushing over to see if you wanted to play with her. She rushed to your side of the bed, pulling your arm. “Oh y/n! You want to come play dolls with me?” She questioned, eyes lighting up at the thought. “Maybe Later” You smiled, trying to get her to leave the room before something happened. As she continued to beg for you to get up and play dolls with her, she somehow moved the blanket from your upper body, revealing you’re not wearing any clothes. “Mom! Jack and y/n are naked in bed!” She screamed, instalty running away from you and Jack and into Jack’s mothers room. “Well, our family knows about us now” Jack whispered, smiling as he kissed your nose.

Jonah; “Jo, Mom made breakfast, she wan-” Esther barged into Jonah’s room, waking you both up quickly. “Haven’t you ever heard of knocking?” Jonah hissed, covering up his upper body, you doing the same. Her gaze instantly went to the floor, a blush appearing on her cheeks. “uh, hi, yeah, um, Jo mom made breakfast, u-uh, hi y/n” She rushed, slowly backing out of Jonah’s room, not being able to get out fast enough. “That was a way to wakeup” You chuckled, sitting up in the bed. “You’re really going to leave me?” Jonah fake pouted, you turning around giving him a quick peck on the lips. “Breakfast sounds amazing, Jo” You smiled, throwing on one of Jonah’s oversized shirts and your shorts from the night before.

You both making your way downstairs, Jonah’s mother had already set your all your food at your designated seat, always placing you and Jonah next to each other. Making your way to the table, you noticed everyone’s eyes on you and Jonah, Ester must have said something. Jonah must have not noticed, because he went straight to his seat and started eating. You felt so embarrassed, his whole family now knowing of your actions. “Jo-Jonah is that a trail of hi-hickeys trailing down your stomach?” His mom choked out. All eyes turned to Jonah, watching as he finished his pancake. “Yeah?” He questioned, shrugging it off as if it was nothing. 

Corbyn; “That was..” Corbyn trailed off, not being able to finish his sentence, just wanting to enjoy the time he had with you while he could. Living in LA had it’s perks, but it also had it’s downs. Corbyn was moving out in a few months, forming a band with his four best friends. Corbyn couldn’t wait another month until he moved to LA, he wanted to see you now. He randomly bought you a plane ticket at one in the morning, just a spur of the moment thing. “I missed you” You smiled, smile forming on your lips. Corbyn’s door swinging open sent you both into a panic. You flew in late, so Corbyn’s mom didn’t know you and stayed the night. Lucky for you both, It was Corbyns sister; Ashley. “So, I was thinking, today we could go to the mall, since you always want another pair of shoes,” She walked over to his swivel chair, spinning it a few times as she continued her thoughts. “And then maybe we could go to the carnival? I heard it ends tonight, so we should 100% go.” 

While she was talking, your face turned bright red, while Corbyn jus sat their, watching as she rambled on. “You’re so cute when you’re embarrassed” Corbyn chuckled, giving you a quick kiss on the cheek, Ashley just continued to ramble on about the plans she had for the day. Finally finishing her thoughts, she finally noticed you in Corbyns bed. “Oh my god, y/n, have you been their the whole time? I thought you wren’t coming until tonight” She confessed, you just nodding your head. “Nope, I flew in late last night.” “And why are you- oh my god” She blushed, “She slept over, what else did I expect” She laughed, “We’re leaving in 20 minuets, you both better be ready” She stated, finally leaving the room.

Zach; Zach’s alarm waking you up, you turn towards Zach, snuggling into his chest, struggling for warmpth. Zach propped himself up on this shoulder, using his free arm to draw random figures along your arm, causing you to finally open your eyes. “So?” Zach chuckled, you both not breaking eye contact. “So?” You both said nothing, just staring into each others eyes, until you where interrupted by Reece. “Zach, Mom wanted me to tell you-” You both turned towards her, trying to cover yourself up as much as possible. She just stops in her tracts, before turning and running out of Zach’s rom, calling for her mom down the hall. “Well that’s a way to wake up” Zach chuckled, giving you a quick kiss on the neck, seconds later, Myta walking in, completely oblivious to you and Zach. 

“So, I was thinking you could we-” Finally noticing you and Zach tangled up in the covers. “You didn-” Myta exclaimed, raising a brow at you both. You and Zach exchanged a glance, before Zach looked back to his mother, not saying a word. “Zachary Dean” She exclaimed, tossing the button down shirt she had in her hands on you and Zach “Well that was quite the way to wake up” Zach chuckled, you hitting him on the shoulder, before getting off the bed and starting to get dressed.


a/n: another preference! I actually got this idea when I was drifting off to sleep last night, and thought it would be a really good idea, so I wrote it down, and of course, didn’t go to bed for like 2 more hours :’). and, as always, feel free to leave feedback/requests here :)

It’s Nice To Finally Meet You

Title: It’s Nice To Finally Meet You

Pairing: Josh Dun x Reader

Word Count: 2,429

Warning: Mention of abuse in a previous relationship

Request: ‘Can do try to do an imagine where you’re at a show, you’re friends with josh’s mom, but you never had the interests of meeting her famous drummer of a son. The reader comes up to Ohio to see his mom and to go to a top show. She finally talks the reader into meeting josh and things just click and they hit it off’

A/N: Thank you @tonightillneedutostay​ for the request, I hope you like it, I’m sorry it took so long to upload! Also, I realised there isn’t much of Josh in this.. I’m sorry my dudes

Masterlist / Send Me Requests 

Originally posted by nahcose

For the past two years, you’ve been working as a fully trained hair stylist and beauty therapist.

Since graduating from beauty school almost two years ago, you’ve been working in a well known salon in your local area of Columbus, Ohio. You were luck enough to get the job soon after graduating. You slowly but surely grew a base of loyal regulars who would only book appointments for you. One of these regulars just so happen to be the mom of a famous drummer in the band Twenty one Pilots.

Ever since your first appointment with Laura, she’s been telling you about her famous drummer son, Joshua and his best friend, Tyler, and that their band was very well know, especially in the local area, and in the recent year or so, they had started taking over the world, finally expanding and getting the recognition they deserve after years of hard work.

You strike up a surprising friendship, considering the age gap, with Laura. Over the first few months of appointments, she’d tell you all about her life, like her husband and children. She loved all of her children equally, but Joshua was the one she spoke most about the most.

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My daughter is staying with me for a couple of months. This morning I thought I was alone in my living room and my girlfriend and I were talking nasty on the phone. I put on some porno and Katie and I were getting really nasty. I was totally oblivious to Ashley coming in the room. I am really stroking my cock good. I was startled by my daughter saying “ fuck dad. Didn’t know you had a dick that big.’ I tried to cover but no where to hide. After an awkward few seconds . Ashley says, “mind if I join you?” I just said yeah sure. She pulled off her shirt and exposed two big 44 dd tits with big brown nipples. Then the pants and panties
Hairy juicy pussy. She sat down next to me and spread her legs . Reached over and grabbed my swollen dick. I was shocked. It felt so good though. I reached between her legs and finger fucked her.she leaned down and swallowed all 11” of my cock. Fuck that felt so Good. Meanwhile Katie is fucking herself on the phone. She of course has no clue. Ashley climbs on top of me and I prepare to feel my little girls pussy slide down my Dick. But she puts it in her ass. Here is my 33 yr old daughter fucking me with her ass. Katie is cumming on the phone and I m fixing to explode. Ashley shuddered with a gushing orgasm I scream I m fixing to cum. Ashley comes off my dick and grabs my huge erection and gets her face right down to it and strokes me till I shoot the most cum I have ever shot. I covered her face and filled her mouth. I couldn’t move. She got up and went to the bathroom. When she came out. She made lunch and was totally cool. That was 3 hours ago. What is the worst is I wanna fuck her again. Guess I will just have to wait and see.

Monster of the Week

Originally posted by supernaturals-fandom

Characters: Dean x Reader, Sam, OFC

Summary:  The reader has just moved into her first home when two FBI agents show up.  Sam and Dean race to solve the case before there’s another victim.

Word Count: 6003

Warnings: Spn-like violence, gore and murder, swearing, slight infidelity, horror themes, one creepy gif, slight angst.

A/N:  This is supposed to be a little on the scary side (I’m not totally sure if it is or not) and is supposed to read more like an episode than a regular reader insert.  It’s taken me a year to write this story.  Didn’t think I’d ever actually finish it.  Thank you so much @notnaturalanahi, for giving me your amazing feedback.


“Hey watch it, Mr.,” she said between kisses.  “You’d better get in the shower and get clean.”  He pulled her closer, smiling against her lips.  

“Why get clean if we’re just going to go get dirty,” he asked playfully.  She swatted at his chest.

“Stan,” she whined, pushing away from him.

“Ashley,” he mimicked, teasingly.  She put her hands on her hips.  

“Shower, now,” she said to her boyfriend in the tone that meant business.  He stole one more kiss, smiling.

“As you wish,” he said, turning on the water, and stepping out of his jeans.  Ashley continued flossing the same tooth she’d been working on before Stan had distracted her.  She watched him in the bathroom mirror as he stepped into the shower stall.  She smirked.  

“Hey, babe,” Stan called, cursing under his breath as the cool spray hit him.  

She laughed.  He always stepped into the shower before checking the water temperature.

“Yeah,” she called back, throwing out the floss and running her tongue other her teeth experimentally.  

“I think I left my phone downstairs,” he said.  She ran a wet wipe over her face, removing any residual makeup.  

“Yeah, so?”  She asked.  The stall door opened slightly and Stan peeked his head out, sticking his lower lip out innocently.  

“Please go get it for me?”  He asked, giving her the puppy dog look that had made her say yes to his date request in the first place.

“Alright,” she said with exaggerated protest.  

“You’re the best,” he called after her as she left the bathroom.

“I’d better get that in writing,” she called after him in jest, trotting down the stairs to the first floor of their house.

She flicked the hall light on, illuminating the messy living room.  There on the couch was Stan’s cell phone.  Shaking her head at the thought of her forgetful boyfriend, she bent over to snatch the phone.  A breeze hit the back of her neck and she turned, looking for the source of the draft.  The window beside the staircase was open, and she frowned.  

“I thought I closed you,” she said to window.  Tucking the phone into her pocket she pulled the panes shut.  She closed the curtains and reached to turn off the light.

A sharp creak echoed in the room and froze, heart beating loudly in her chest.  The shower continued to run on upstairs.  Her fingers hesitated over the light switch.  

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when we were six || stiles stilinski

author: @sincerelystiles
pairing: stiles x reader
word count: 1,426

authors note: i thought this was so cute but it’s probs not lmao, i’m trying to write more but it’s going slow, so be patient!!

summary: reader meets stiles again after 10 years when her school takes a trip to beacon hills. 


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Nerdy Virgin Calum

Pairing: Y/N/Calum

Rating: NC-17

Request: Yes

Words: 10.000+

Summary: People wanted the stories to continue so let’s see what happens in Calum’s! Inspired and continued from my preference based on End Up Here! 

Luke’s Version //  #61 End Up Here - 5 Seconds Of Summer

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7x01-“Honeymoon Deliriums” (1/18)
  • OUAT/Captain Swan
  • Alternative Season 7
  • Rated M: swearing, explicit and implied sex
  • 16000 words
  • Summary:  In the aftermath of their wedding, Emma and Hook sail away on the Jolly Roger to celebrate their honeymoon. Having four magic beans to use, the newlyweds decide to go on an unforgettable adventure where they come across many familiar faces and a potential new threat.
  • This chapter is longer than the other chapters I intend to post, serving as a prologue.

Author’s Note: This blog is my attempt at creating an alternative OUAT season 7 that (hopefully) can help Captain Swan shippers get over the real season 7 in the same way writing it has helped me. This is a continuation of season 6 and follows the adventures of sheriff Swan and deputy Jones. Every week I will be posting casting news, episode descriptions, episode stills, script teases and title spoilers. Visit my blog for more info.

Author’s Note 2: Since the show has never been clear on the exact constitution/division of lands in the Fairytale Land, in writing this fic I have used the following logic: the Enchanted Forest is a realm in Fairytale Land and is comprised of many kingdoms, including Misthaven (the kingdom of Snow White and Prince Charming) and Kinsale (appearing on this chapter).


It was a particularly sunny day when Emma Swan rose from the bed she shared with her husband, warm toes touching the chilly wooden floor. Approaching the window, she pulled the curtains aside and let the rays of light fall on her face. The neighborhood was quiet and everything seemed peaceful, something she never forgot to be thankful for- after all, it was still Storybrooke. After opening the window and taking a quick breath of fresh air (a quirk she had acquired from Killian), she left the bedroom to make some pancakes for breakfast.

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