SEXY-DWARVES

How could I not collage my dwarf babies?! Fili and Kili forever!!!

Fun Headcanon

Old!Bilbo is that inappropriate Grandpa who loves to tell sexy stories about his youthful escapades with 13 super sexy dwarves

Especially super sexy Thorin Oakenshield

“His dick was hard and long as an oaken branch”

“That’s why we called it the Oakendick”

[the Oakendick is a creation of seadeepspaceontheside who should be blamed for everything]

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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE