Android MacCrane/Seia

I’m going to keep doing my Brave Police AU because oh no I love these two. The only couple that keeps appearing in my otp tag on apbajs are these two so I took it as a sign and thought wow I have to draw them like now.

So McCrane is given an android body after he sees Deckard getting one and joins the army with Seia so they can be together and smooch and stuff.

Lembra quando sentiu medo de perder alguém que amava ? Lembra quando sentiu medo de não conseguir? Lembra quando sentiu medo do escuro e da solidão? Eu lembro de tudo. Me lembro que Deus estava ao lado da minha cama acariciando minha cabeça e sussurrando em meus ouvidos que tudo ficaria bem. Me lembro de resmugar, bater portas e gritar com todos a minha volta, mas Deus continuou comigo. Lembro de chorar até meus olhos incharem e sentir raiva por não ter tudo que sempre sonhei e ele não foi embora. O meu papai estava lá comigo. Me lembro de escolher amizades ruins e de ouvir Deus me guiar para a clareza das minhas escolhas. Lembro de orar e não ter resposta com precisão, virar as costas para Deus, me entregar à coisas efêmeras e sujas, e esse mesmo Deus não me abandonou. Lembro de orar e fazer propósitos pedindo a Deus para cuidar da minha família e meus amigos, porque eu sabia que não podia ajudar sempre, mas meu Deus sim e ele cuidou e protegeu. Lembro de dançar pra ele, de sentir seu Espírito Santo tocar em minha alma. Lembro do meu batismo, da minha primeira seia, do meu encontro com meu amado, da minha primeira célula. Eu me lembro de cada vez que chorei e senti falta das pessoas que amava. Me recordo das madrugadas orando e lendo a bíblia, fazendo cartões com a palavra de meu pai para meus amigos. Lembro de ser tratada como um lixo pelas pessoas que eu tanto amei, meu papai me abraçou, deu consolo ao meu coração, enxugou as minhas lágrimas e soprou paz à minha mente e à minha alma.
—  A alma de Deus.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any Brave Police headcanons by any chance? Or any ships? :3

Not really any headcanons so far, but I’m totally in love with Ayako/Dumpson!  They’re so precious!  ^//__//^  <3 <3 <3

Hot Springs ~Ayako and Seia
Hot Springs ~Ayako and Seia

The Mysterious Invitation - Now The Truth Shall Be Revealed
Official Brave Police Drama CD - Track 08
 #01, #02, #03, #04, #05, #06, #07, #08, #09
  Hot Springs ~Ayako and Seia


Ayako: Ah, that felt good.
Seia: Yeah, I feel rejuvenated.
Seia: We get to bathe while watching the clouds drifting lazily over the horizon. This place is simply amazing.
Ayako: Yeah, I’m glad we came here.
Ayako: Anyway, Seia, your skin is so pretty. It’s too good just to be subjected to army duty. Look at that, just soft, baby-smooth skin!
Seia: Hey, that tickles.
Seia: Your skin’s not bad either.
Ayako: Not at all, I’m neglectful. Look at all my breakouts! And see! I have them here, here, here, and even here! Oh, I’m so inappropriate!
Seia: Hehe! They’re not that obvious.
Ayako: You flatter me. I’m confident about my figure, though.
Ayako: Well then…
Ayako: Dumpson, wash my back, please!
Dumpson: W-what are you saying, Ayako?!
Ayako: Stop curling up in a corner and get over here.
Dumpson: I… I’m fine where I am.
Ayako: Come on. I’ll tell you why we’re even here in the first place.
Dumpson: I cannot agree to something like this.
Dumpson: Anyway, let me say it once again… please get this over with!
Ayako: But I’m already out of the pool.
Dumpson: That’s not what I meant…
Dumpson: I meant, let’s move on to another area.
Ayako: Say what? There’s nothing to investigate around here.
Dumpson: B-but still, if we don’t check…
Ayako: What was that? I can’t hear you. Come over here, I need some eye candy, big guy.
Seia: Ayako, don’t tease the poor guy.
Ayako: He’s just naive, a little teasing is fine.
Seia: I envy you.
Ayako: Why? What’s changed? Ah! Pass me the shampoo, please!
Seia: Here.
Seia: Nothing has changed. Hm, it’s more like, you’re so uninhibited.
Ayako: But you seem quite free yourself.
Ayako: Ah, I get it. It’s about McCrane, right?
Seia: E-eh?
Ayako: Gotcha. You’re just sitting there, waiting.
Seia: I’m not really waiting or anything…
Ayako: He’s a stubborn fellow, so you should make the first move. You’re a soldier, I’m sure you know the importance of a good offense. Think ‘surprise attack!’
Seia: But Ayako… Something like that could lead to a misunderstanding.
Ayako: You mean it’s different? You don’t like McCrane?
Seia: I.. It’s not that…
Ayako: Oh my, McCrane would cry if he heard that.
Ayako: Did you hear that, Dumpson?
Dumpson: Please get this over with!
Ayako: What’s with him?!
Ayako: Anyway, there’s nothing to be gained by just waiting, Seia.
Seia: Well, you may be right.
Ayako: Ah, Seia, you sure have a good deal of pride in you. You know what, there are times when our pride and hang-ups just have to go.
Seia: I don’t think I’m that bad…
Ayako: See? That’s what I’m talking about.
Ayako: Or do you have some other reason?
Seia: Eh?
Ayako: Ah, I used to be like that at first. Not anymore.
Seia: What do you mean?
Ayako: Now Dumpson is just as human to me as anybody else.
Ayako: Well, just to be clear, I don’t see him as my lover.
Ayako: But one thing is certain, he’s someone special.
Ayako: That is to say, I can be myself when I’m around him, honest to a fault he may be.
Ayako: I’ve never had much luck with my love life in the past. I got hurt most of the time.
Ayako: It may not seem like it, but when I fall in love, I don’t hold back. So I often ended up crying.
Ayako: But that doesn’t mean I’m too scared to fall in love again.
Ayako: After all, you’ll never know if you’re meant for each other until you try, don’t you think? In any case, you’ve got to be proactive to make things happen.
Ayako: Oh, there’s no conditioner… Dumpson! Pass the conditioner, will you?
Dumpson: Please get this over with!
Dumpson: There you go!
Ayako: Thank you!
Seia: Is he a myna bird? Repeating things like that…
Ayako: Well, now you see why I have to work hard at it, and so should you.
Seia: Ah, that’s so cool.
Ayako: You mean Dumpson? What’s so cool about him?
Seia: I’m talking about you.
Seia: I’d love to be able to live the way you do, but I just can’t.
Ayako: You’re still reluctant..?
Seia: It’s not like that. I’ll deal with McCrane, in my own way.
Ayako: All this talk for nothing, huh?
Seia: Not at all. I’ve really learned a lot.
Ayako: So, shall we go for one last dip?
Ayako: Dumpson, come join us this last time!
Dumpson: Please get this over with!!
Ayako: Hahahahaha-hahahahaha!!
ピルルーピルル! ピルルーピルル!
Ayako: Ah- Dumpson, you’ve got a call!
Dumpson: I know!
Dumpson: Hello? This is Dumpson.
McCrane: McCrane here, at the Antarctic area. How’s the situation over there?
Ayako: Speak of the devil… Seia, why don’t you ask McCrane to come over?
Seia: No, I can’t possibly…
Ayako: Well then…
Ayako: McCrane! Seia is naked!
Seia: Ayako!

If you’ve never seen the series Brave Police J-Decker, this is a slightly bizarre drawing of a giant robot (McCrane) watching a woman (Seia) eat a hamburger (hamburger).

If you have seen the series and you have a sense of humor like mine, this is hilarious.

Some Roman agriculture deities

Rusina is a goddess of the fields (from Latin rus, ruris; cf. English “rural” and “rustic”).

Rusor is invoked with Altor by the pontiffs in a sacrifice to the earth deities Tellus and Tellumo. In interpreting the god’s function, Varro derives Rusor from rursus, “again,” because of the cyclical nature of agriculture. Altor is an agent god from the verb alo, alere, altus, “to grow, nurture, nourish”. According to Varro, he received res divina because “all things which are born are nourished from the earth”.

Sator, the “sower” god.

Seia, goddess who protects the seed once sown in the earth; also as Fructesea, compounded with fructus, “produce, fruit”

Segesta, goddess who promotes the growth of the seedling.

Hostilina, goddess who makes grain grow evenly.

Lactans or Lacturnus, god who infuses crops with “milk” (sap or juice).

Volutina, goddess who induces “envelopes” (involumenta) or leaf sheaths to form.

Nodutus, god who causes the “knot” (nodus) or node to form.

Patelana, goddess who opens up (pateo, patere) the grain, possibly in reference to the emergence of the flag leaf.

Runcina, the weeder goddess, or a goddess of mowing.

Messia, the female equivalent of Messor the reaper, and associated with Tutelina.

Noduterensis or Terensis, the god of threshing.

Tutelina, a goddess who watches over the stored grain.

Sterquilinus, who manures the fields.