Prompt: One speaking in another language to seduce the other.
Bruce always had a fondness for Tony speaking French to him; he thought it was a little silly because he only spoke a little of it and often didn’t know what Tony was saying or took a long time to piece it together, but Tony loved it and always humored him.
This evening, they were sitting on the couch sharing a bottle of wine after a nice, home-cooked dinner, and Tony, who had been drinking most of the wine, leaned over with a seductive smile to whisper into Bruce’s ear, “Sont ceux l’espace pantalons, parce que ton cul est hors de ce monde.”
Bruce smiled quickly, just listening to Tony’s accent and feeling himself start to blush a little, but then his brain connected the dots to the words, and…. “Did you just… are you… Tony Stark, you’re the biggest dork I’ve ever met,” he said, shoving Tony away from him as they both broke up laughing.
((Translation: “Are those space pants, because your ass is out of this world.))