SAM-JESUS

If search engines were Supernatural fans...

Bing:

Conclusion: Bing is kinky as fuck but also deep as fuck, confused about the brothers’ nicknames, has a love/hate relationship with Sam and really wants to know WHY, and thinks Dean is the Hulk.


Yahoo: 

Conclusion: Yahoo is a Sam!girl, is pretty sure about Dean’s orientation, has plenty of crossover headcanons, and ships Wincest.


Google:

Conclusion: Google prefers Dean but doesn’t know quite what to make of his sexuality. However, Google is certain that Sam is gay—while at the same time being entirely unable to pin down his species.

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… As long as the door on it’s removed.

It’s fine if it doesn’t feel, uh. Too cagey. You know?

Fandoms & shipping ruined my life
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>My future kid:</b> Okay,mom what's otp?<p/><b>Me:</b> *sobs*<p/><b>Kid:</b> What's wrong?<p/><b>Me:</b> Are you ready to have your life chopped in million pieces?<p/><b>Kid:</b> What?<p/><b>Me:</b> Joshler,Phan,Destiel,Stydia, Sabriel,Richonne,Gleggie,Daryl x Jesus,Negan,Steve Rogers<p/><b></b> and many more my sweet innocent child.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Sam!girls

@imslytherin4life @teeenwolf-writings I’m to lazy to dm you girls but get ready for a sam x reader smut 😉 If your a Sam!girl and you want to be tagged just tell me I don’t bite 😏

Originally posted by resurrection-huntress

Originally posted by thewincheters

They met at a dog park.

Which is weird in and of itself because a) Dean hates driving dogs in his baby; b) it’s not even his dog; and c) He’s still pissed at Sam for skipping out on him and their dad only to come back with a dog sized golden retriever he named Bones of all things. Jesus, Sam, you’d think you’re have a little more imagination considering you hid from one of the best damn trackers for two weeks only to name a dog after something we see every day. 

Dean sighed to himself. All that and he still has somehow found himself on pooch duty in some dog park in the middle of Illinois of all things. 

“He is limping.” Dean turned to the sound of a gruff voice coming from right behind in. 

“Yeah well, he’s old.” His comeback was coming out before he got a good look at the guy he was talking to. 

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“This is ridiculous,” Dean mutters as he rolls out his mat, side-eyeing the fuck out of his brother. His sweatpants are already sticking to his legs with the heat of the room, and for the first time in his life, he wishes he’d worn shorts. “I’m gonna suffocate,” he declares. “I’m gonna die doing hot yoga and it’s gonna be embarrassing.”

Sam rolls his eyes. “Would you calm down?”

“Ha!” Dean scoffs. “Easy for you to say. Look at you, with your goddamn hippie man bun and your short shorts and—”

“—These are regular shorts, Dean—”

“And with your fuckin’ tank top you’re in your natural habitat! Jesus, Sam, you’re like the king of the motherfucking granolas!”

“And you’re being a little bitch,” Sam counters, getting himself set up and sitting, cross-legged, to center himself. He closes his eyes. “The physio said this is the best thing for your shoulder, so we’re here. Now shut your trap and take it like a man.”

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the signs as my favorite parts of the sword of summer
  • aries: Loki liking the Red-Sox and Poptarts
  • taurus: Otis the Goat who loves depressing stories
  • gemini: Jack the Sword wanting to be called Magnus
  • cancer: Thor wanting to fight Jesus
  • leo: Sam hiding behind a potted ficus tree
  • virgo: Blitz's bulletproof necktie
  • libra: Hearth signing 'I love you' at the giant.
  • scorpio: A pen sword is the stupidest thing Jack's heard of
  • sagittarius: Taylor Swift being a low-key dwarf
  • capricorn: Hearth and Blitz being known as Magnus's mom and dad
  • aquarius: Magnus, rhymes with Swag-ness
  • pisces: X being Odin the whole time