im gonna go ahead and post this cuz i haven’t posted anything in a while and if i dont do it now someone else will make this joke and ill be even more behind the curve

this has been sitting in my art folder for easily over a month now

im super original and funny i swear

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  • tucker:my names rhymes with FUCKER. coincidence??? totally not
  • church (CHANTING):TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER
  • grif (JOINING IN):TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALI-
  • tucker:THAT IS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED JUNIOR IS A CHILD OF IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
  • church and grif (GETTING LOUDER):TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKERTUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKERTUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKERTUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER TUCKER THE ALIEN FUCKER
  • wash:are you saying that junior is jesus?
  • tucker:uh, they both start with J and they both have AWESOME DADS
  • wash:except in this analogy you’re mary. the virgin. on second thought maybe that is accurate
  • tucker:together we did bring peace to two species at war
  • wash:tucker... do you even know what jesus did?
  • tucker:something to do with wine? i hear he got nailed a lot. bow chicka bow wow.
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{Insert inarticulate screaming}

So in my head cause Donut will use any excuse to be naked when the reds take off any bit of armor. the reds learned really quickly, that if they Take off anything thing off they to still be Have Something covering at all times. other wise Naked Donut will happen.


So  dragonrott fucking translated that tattoo way damn faster then thought, it took me so god damn long to write it, I thought I was be smart by covering bits with hair. and making it almost impossible to read. dragonrott wanted Simmions and Grif being space dorks, so here they are thumb wresting! Simmion’s robo Thumb vs His old thumb..

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