Rut-and-Tanner's-epic-bromance

  • Rut: This [challenge] is exactly what this British made Jaguar needed. Something that could really stretch its legs, show its prowess. Like a Jaguar. Rawr!
  • Adam: I'm gonna go first 'cause I can't take any more of this. [leaves]
  • Rut: Y'know, he's going first like a lot of other Italian conquerors. Y'know, like, uh, Leonardo, and Donatello, and Raphael...
  • Adam: [from afar] Those were turtles, you dope!
  • Rut: They were ninja turtles! They had been mutated by some ooze, spilled into the sewer! [to Tanner] Do you remember their, like, master's name?
  • Tanner: I--
  • Rut: He was a rat.
  • Tanner: No.
  • Rut: Splinter. [turns and walks away] This is why we aren't closer.
  • Tanner: Who knows this stuff?!
  • Rut: EVERYONE knows that. That's basics.