Ruffians

  • -Own a musket for home defense, since thats what the founding at hers intended
  • -Four ruffians break into my house
  • -"What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
  • -Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot
  • -Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because its smoothbore, and nails the neighbors dog
  • -I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
  • -"Tally Ho Lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms
  • -Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion
  • -Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
  • -Just as the founding fathers intended
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Mickey’s Royal Friendship Faire by shanntasmic

INDIE SONGS THAT EVERYONE LIKES

1. In the Sun by She & Him

2. Such Great Heights by The Postal Service

3.Eighth Avenue by Hospitality

4. Lets Go Surfing by The Drums

5. Submarine Symphonika by The Submarines

6. Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear

7. Fader by The Temper Trap

8. The Wire by HAIM

9. Soft Shock by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

10. Come Home by Chappo

11. After The Disco by Broken Bells

12. Overdose by Little Daylight

13. My Number by Foals

14. Holiday by Vampire Weekend

15.Silver Lining by Rilo Kiley

16. I’m Good, I’m Gone by Lykke Li

17. In / Out by Dan Croll

18. We’re From Barcelona by I’m From Barcelona

19. Soul Meets Body by Death Cab For Cutie

20. Elevate by St Lucia

21. Gobbledigook by Sigur R¢s

22. Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains) by Arcade Fire

23. Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains) by of Montreal

24. Wraith Pinned To The Mist And Other Games by of Montreal

25. Someday by The Strokes

26.Read My Mind by The Killers

27. Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

28.Better Times by Beach House

29. Kids by MGMT

30. Trojans by Atlas Genius

31. Mountain Sound by Of Monsters And Men

32. Take A Walk by Passion Pit

33. My Boys by Taken By Trees

34. Bruises by Chairlift

35. 11th Dimension by Julian Casablancas

36. My Moon My Man by Feist

37. Lisztomania by Phoenix

38. We Turn It Up by Oh Land

39. Daylight by Matt and Kim

40. Animal by Miike Snow

41. I’m A Lady (Feat. Trouble Andrew) by Santigold

42. Permanent Hesitation by Born Ruffians

43. The Ghost Inside by Broken Bells

44.Unbelievers by Vampire Weekend

45. Harlem by New Politics

46. 1234 by Feist

47. Young Folks by Peter Bjorn & John

48. You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by The Submarines

49. That’s Not My Name by The Ting Tings

50. Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis

51. Afternoon by Youth Lagoon

52. Go Outside by Cults

53. Actor Out Of Work by St. Vincent

54.French Navy by Camera Obscura

55. Tongue Tied by Grouplove

56. Crazy by Au Revoir Simone

57. Fidelity by Regina Spektor

58. Cameo Lover by Kimbra

59. Float by Pacific Air

60. Houdini by Foster The People

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fucking around with peanut’s design a lil
i wanted to make her look more baseball-y and ruffian-looking, as well as make the blue in her palette more prevalent (so her white + blue complements bonnie’s black + pink)
her eyes also took me a million years to settle on but i think i managed to come up with something that reflects how carefree and happy-go-lucky she is

I remember making one of my stock-standard “junkrat is a smelly rotten rowdy man, put a shirt on that filthy ruffian” posts as one does, and ihatejunkrat reblogged it with some nonsense like “yeah and we should kill him too”, just some creepy way too detailed murder fantasy of a fictional character and it’s like… calm down.. and i know I already made a post about this but when they learned that I thought junkrat was endearing after assuming I was a Junkrat Hater they sent me this (back before they changed urls). tumble