Diary of a Wimpy Kid
  • *Greg teaches Rowley how to wear a backpack*
  • Greg Heffley:Stop. You look like one of the seven dwarves. Always wear one strap. One strap is cool.
  • Rowley Jefferson:Then why do they put two straps instead of one?
  • Greg Heffley:Because the people who make backpacks aren't cool. You know what has one strap? Machine guns. You know what else? Electric guitars. You know what else?
  • Rowley Jefferson:Purses?