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anonymous asked:

artichokes are uggggly tho, everyone knows cauliflowers are the prettiest veggies out there.

DO YOU WANNA GO???? THIS JUST GOT PERSONAL MATE

HAVE U EVER SEEN A CAULIFLOWER IN A WEDDIGBOUQUET???

BC ARTICHOKES HAVE.

IN THE DECORATIONS BRO. IN. THE .DECORATIONS!


ON THE CAKE DUDE

BITCHES LOVED THE ARTICHOKE SO MUCH IT’S ART BRUH

THEY MAKE HELLA PRETTY TATTOOS TOO!

LOOK AT THIS PRETTY MOTHER FUCKER BLOOM IT’S OWN PURPLE MOHAK!

THEY ARE MADJESTIC TASTY MOTHER HUGGERS.

I DONT FUCK AROUND WITH MY ARTICHOKES SO DONT. DONT.

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“So get a load of this; I was supposed to be at the main office half an hour ago right, so I’m on the other side of campus and I start bookin’. And I cut across the tennis court, ‘cause I mean I gotta haul ass if I want to make a good impression and all that. But I stop for a hot second to fix tie my fucking shoe, and next thing I know: two tennis balls are nearly shoved up my asshole by that damn tennis machine. I got fucking probed. Private schools know how to do warm welcomes, am I right?”

“This school, man. It’s gonna be a good one.”

Manners Maketh Man

I love this brand of madness, inspired by this.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

That Hiccup had a sweet tooth was common knowledge in the village. People began to whisper and chuckle that Astrid had finally begun to try to escalate their courtship through bribery when she began, almost aggressively (again, rather normal for her and Berk in general, to provide as much sweet nourishment as she could.

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12 Rounds 3: Lockdown Official Trailer $1 (2015) Dean Ambrose Action Movie HD

(i’m not playing in the epicmafia game but i’m spectating & i need to make a list of incredible things that have happened in this game to draw.

like Koichi riding into Hell on heelies to join his Duwangs

and Doppio dying from voodoo because ‘ring ring’ was a cursed phrase

and Diego & Jonathan’s committed relationship)