“So get a load of this; I was supposed to be at the main office half an hour ago right, so I’m on the other side of campus and I start bookin’. And I cut across the tennis court, ‘cause I mean I gotta haul ass if I want to make a good impression and all that. But I stop for a hot second to fix tie my fucking shoe, and next thing I know: two tennis balls are nearly shoved up my asshole by that damn tennis machine. I got fucking probed. Private schools know how to do warm welcomes, am I right?”
Hiccup had a sweet tooth was common knowledge in the village. People
began to whisper and chuckle that Astrid had finally begun to try to
escalate their courtship through bribery when she began, almost
aggressively (again, rather normal for her and Berk in general, to
provide as much sweet nourishment as she could.