arkoslover  asked:

Ron and Hermione, with either asking "Did you imagine your life like this when you were ten?" to the other.

Rating: General
Warning: Just a tiny bit of violence, not graphic though
Additional Tags: Modern AU

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“Did you imagine your life like this when you were ten?” Hermione asked as she ducked a gunshot.

“You mean did I imagine becoming a spy and getting shot at for a living? This is the best job ever!” Ron popped out from behind the brick wall he was using to shield himself and fired off a few shots before taking cover once again. “Why? What did you imagine your life would be like?” Ron smiled at her.

“I didn’t think I’d be one of the good guys.”

After a few more gunshots, their target ran out of bullets. He immediately took off in the opposite direction forcing Ron and Hermione to chase after him. Ron was quick, but Hermione was quicker.

Their target was twice Hermione’s size, but she managed to tackle him to the ground in one swift move.

“You gonna snap his neck?” Ron asked when he finally caught up.

“He’s wanted alive.” Hermione replied, pulling out handcuffs from her back pocket.

“‘Wanted alive’ is my least favorite phrase.”

Hermione grabbed the target and dragged him to their nearby car, shoving him in the backseat.

“So, Italian or Chinese?” Hermione asked Ron as she slammed the car door.

“We had Italian last night.” Ron reminded her.

“Italian it is then.” Hermione pecked his lips before walking over to the passenger’s side of the car.

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everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

Me as a mother
  • Child: mum can you read me a bedtime story
  • Me: of course sweetie *leaves room to get a book*
  • Me: *walks back into the room holding all 7 of the Harry Potter books, the original screenplay of the cursed child and fbawtft, the tales of beedle the bard, Quidditch throught the ages, fantastic beasts and where to find them, all of the dvds for Harry Potter, fantastic beasts and the movie about jk Rowling while wearing all my Harry Potter shirts layered on top of each other, my house scarf, Harry Potter socks and holding a tankard of butter beer and my wand with a time tuner dangling around my neck*
  • Me: mr and Mrs Dursley of number 4 privet dri-
  • Child: you haven't even opened the book
  • Me: I've memorised the first book

Never forget that Harry asked Cornelius Fudge the minister of magic himself to sign his Hogsmeade permission slip. Go big or go home son

i’m not even kidding im so pro healthy relationships it hurts like idec when abuse supporters call it “boring” give me all that //boring// shit im so thirsty for healthy, consensual relationships filled with respect and love and friendship ill take that any day over forced gross over dramatic ~~connections~~

As I reread Harry Potter (again) I realize that Ariana Dumbledore was an obscurus. “With magic exploding out of her…” Like that is the definition of an obscurus. We saw it explode out of Credence Barebone. She accidentally killed her mother the same way that Credence accidentally killed those people. She was driven mad by the muggle boys that tortured her and became ashamed of her magic. Credence was forced to be ashamed of his magic as well due to Mary Lou. She couldn’t control it just like Credence couldn’t. ARIANA DUMBLEDORE WAS AN OBSCURUS AND WE WILL SEE IT IN LATER FBAWTFT MOVIES YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

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harry potter meme; 2/9 relationships: romione
Everything was quiet except for Ron and Hermione’s slow, deep breathing. Harry glanced over at the dark shapes they made on the floor beside him. Ron had had a fit of gallantry and insisted that Hermione sleep on the cushions from the sofa, so that her silhouette was raised above his. Her arm curved to the floor, her fingers inches from Ron’s. Harry wondered whether they had fallen asleep holding hands.