Falling in love with someone is like when you’re waiting in line for a rollercoaster you’ve been really excited to go on but right when you’re about to go on, you immediately regret all your decisions but when you try to escape, the worker just forces you on and all you can do now is cry as your slowly creeping upwards to the quick descent where you crash and die and everything is horrible but then when it’s over, you wanna go on it again and relive that hell

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Seven Dwarfs Mine Train at Dusk by Michael Boys
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This was a beautiful evening at the Magic Kingdom. The sky lit up with numerous clouds catching purple from the setting sun. The full moon perched above Prince Eric’s Castle was the proverbial cherry on top.

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Dania Beach Boomers and Hurricane Rollercoaster (Dania Beach, Florida) 

ADDRESS: 1700 NW 1st St, Dania Beach, FL 33004 

COORDINATES: 26.054100, -80.160171

The Dania Beach Hurricane is a wooden roller coaster at Boomers! in Dania Beach, Florida. It built by Coaster Works, Inc. and at 3,200-feet-long, 100-feet-tall, the coaster was the largest wooden roller coaster in Florida. The roller coaster closed down in 2011 due to the lack of funding for the coaster and the cost it took to maintain it. Boomers! closed down shortly after.

**There are many large bees nests surrounding this coaster if you have any allergies to such you may want to skip out on exploring this one. Also be aware that there are alligators that may live in the nearby waters. They are not known to attack humans unless provoked. ** 

Humans are weird: Rollercoaster Addition

Ok but imagine a human taking an alien to an amusement park for the first time. Like the alien would be really intrigued at first because this must be a weird science thing. Humans like weird science. What else could these large and dangerous contraptions be for? And then as they’re in line they start asking questions and slowly realize that they’re supposed to ride these death contraptions. 

“Sara, these machines really are wonderful. What purpose do these use in your science labs?”

“What do you mean ‘science labs’?”

“What are these used for?” Greighton the 456th was very eager to learn this new science tool/

The pair were now at the front of the line. They would be next.

“Oh, It’ s for fun.”

Greighton was taken slightly aback by this response and carefully asked his next question. “What do you mean ‘fun’?” 

Sara spoke with a large grin, which only terrified the alien more. “well, they strap you into those seats over there, and it takes you along for the ride. This one specifically is the highest one here and loops 5 times. It’s really fast and fun!”

Greighton’s face went ash colored as he was strapped in. If he got out of this alive, he was going to have to update the handbook on “How to Deal with Humans.”