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Is it normal, to list things you hate about the opposite sex, on a first date?

I rock up to the coffee club, and before I sit down, he greets me with “God, I hate it when women wear tonnes of makeup. I like that you came here without makeup 😉 I think its cute to Actually see a pimple.”
I exclaimed, “Shit !! I missed a spot !!”

This dickweed doesn’t even pay for my onion and garlic sandwich. When that happened, I felt it was time to list the things I don’t like about men: …ahem…

▪ They make more money then me…
…pay for my Fucking SANDWICH !!

It is a crock of shit, when a stranger tells you he HATES you because of eyeshadow, lipstick and foundation (Hates you… like you hate hitler and voldemort kindof hatred…), and thinks that a little compliment would smooth things over.
“You’re beautiful. Babe, you are Gorgeous !!”
As if these words will turn me into a blushing southern belle, fanning myself, saying, “Well bless my stars, you think I’m pretty. You completely shit on my WHOLE gender, but you think I’m pretty. Oh my, oh my !! Take me in your glistening, muscled arms. Take me away !!”

By the end, I awkwardly declare that I have to leave, for reasons…
As I walked out, I thought to myself ‘this is the perfect opportunity to flip him off’. So I turned, raised my arm, flipped the birdy, then I proceeded to apologise to the old lady whom walked up behind me… the worse part was I screamed “C**t !!” before I noticed her 😅😅

And that’s my Valentine’s story ❤❤

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🗿Rock crystals are the children of the Earth itself, having formed slowly and laboriously deep beneath the surface of the planet, in much the same manner as a child forms in the womb. 🗿 (📕: Focus on Crystals by Edmund Harold, pg27) #crystals #edmundharold #focusoncrystals #womb #birth #childrenoftheearth #rockcrystals #planet #surface #watchoutworld #fullmoon #moon #mooncycle

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Another checkpoint

26.02.17.

It’s hard just to be strong
Not knowing if I’ve done you proud

You know it’s just rock and roll
I know you’re by my side through it all
My terror twin and I
Let’s take over the world


🌿
💜HOW I GOT OVAH 💜
i can tell you
about them
i have shaken rivers
out of my eyes
i have waded eyelash deep
have crossed rivers
have shaken the water weed out
of my lungs
have swam for strength
through waterfalls with electric beats
i have bore the shocks
of water deep deep
waterlogs are my bones
i have shaken the water free of my hair
have kneeled on the banks
and kissed my ancestors of the dirt
whose rich dark root fingers rose up reached out
grabbed and pulled me rocked and cupped me
gentle strong and firm
carried me
made me swim for strength
cross rivers
though i shivered
was wet was cold
and wanted to sink down
and float as water, yea–
i can tell you.
i have shaken rivers
out of my eyes. 🌹
💜#carolynrodgers💜
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Little monochrome cupid kewpie right on the sternum for Cian! 👼✨💘 Thankyou so much! You say like a rock ya legend 👍🏼✨
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(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzmXGBrbpH0에서)

this is really specific but could i get an aesthetic for demyx, whose sister was larxene when they were somebodys (as edym and lerena) and in a rock band with him before they became nobodys? we were really close but became very bitter rivals towards each other in org 13 and it was kind of bittersweet haha… maybe something with yellow and blue neons on black? you decide!

- Anonymous 

hey demyx, I hope that you like it! I hope that I did it justice, this was a fun one to do.

Such lovely weather ☁️

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