Robyn Paris

The Room

DRINK when 

  • Johnny makes that annoying, awful, inappropriately-timed laugh noise
  • Denny shows up
  • anyone uses a phone
  • anyone tosses he football around
  • anyone makes the chicken noise. see gif. ps: not a chicken noise. 
  • Mark is referred to as Johnny’s best friend
  • anyone says “love”


Also, one of the characters is named “Chris R,” and when they see him they go, “Hey Chris R.” 1) Who calls someone by their first name and last initial like that? Why not “Hey Chris?” If its to differentiate between all the other guys named Chris in the area, let me point out that these two people ARE ALONE. 2) also there are no other characters named Chris in the movie that you would need to set this one apart with a surname. The main character doesn’t even have a surname! UGH!