anonymous asked:

What would the Batfam give to Dick in his bday?

-Bruce would probably give him some money or something because Dick has gone through numerous phases and so his interests always change and there was that one year where he asked Bruce to buy him a $999.99 dollar friendship necklace set of two forks that said “father” and “son” on them (Bruce said no, Dick was very upset)

-Jason would get him like a rock or something he found in a dumpster and wrap it in duct tape and just watch Dick struggle to open it before seeing that it’s trash. And then Jason would give him a nice card or something like that

-Tim would get him a nice sweater because people always steal Dick’s sweaters (usually Tim, Damian, and Cass) but it would probably be one that Tim wanted and would later steal

-Steph would get him a gag gift like a Batman snuggie except Dick would genuinely love it and so the humorous effect is lost but she’s glad Dick likes it

-Damian would go all out on a gift and then act like it’s no biggie. He’d probably paint something really cool and then brush it off like he didn’t just spend a month and a half making it

-Cass would make him a really cute card and get him something he had wanted/needed that he had mentioned offhandedly in a conversation a while back

-Babs would get him clothes probably because lord knows this man child cannot dress himself in a way that doesn’t make him look like a colour and pattern blind person

-Duke gets him various Superman paraphernalia that Dick could decorate his room with (and it always makes Bruce super pissed off/secretly jealous)

-Alfred would make him all of his favourite dishes to take back to Blüdhaven so that he doesn’t get as homesick for Alfred’s cooking

Thanks to a certain vampire au made by @gayforbatjokes it inspired me to have this idea that Batman is protective over Robin. Joker knows Batman’s scent so well that he could smell the scent on Robin, so in hopes that he can score some points with the big Bat himself he saves lil Robin- but all doesn’t go in his favor sadly, he did earn Robin’s adoration though

Kidnapped - Damian Wayne x Reader

Originally posted by mrjasontodd

Requested by gracesnowstorm  -  Damian Wayne x Reader You know the comics where Damian had powers but then they disappeared and no one is really sure where they went. Well this story is afterwards, Damian and the Reader are both 13 and are BEST FRIENDS, the Reader is even aware of his role as Robin. So the Reader is kidnapped by a criminal and is held for ransom which makes the Batfamily devastated because they’re very close to the Reader. They find out the Reader is in an abandoned warehouse, they go and break into the place, fight off the goons and Damian looks for the Reader. Damian finds him or her locked inside a room so he breaks in and he realizes the Reader hasn’t even been touched once, no bruises, no cuts, and behold, the criminal shows up. Damian and the criminal fight each other, the criminal grabs the Reader and tells Damian if he takes a step closer, he’ll snap the Reader’s neck and kill him or her. Damian backs down, the criminal’s goons tie up Damian, but then the criminal starts beating up the Reader. Damian tries to break free, get them to stop, cry for help, but its a sound-proof room so no one can hear. Anger and sadness over whelms him, his heart, thoughts, and emotions running 600 miles per hours and thats when he snaps. He regains his powers back and they’re more powerful and he has a larger range of powers than he did before. He breaks free, kills the criminal and his goons with his powers, even though it’s against Bruce’s no-kill rule, he picks up the barely alive Reader, gets the rest of the Batfam and they leave the warehouse. After about a month of recovering in the hospital, the Reader is released and goes back to the Wayne Manor and the entire Batfamily takes a day off of everything to be with the Reader and they play boardgames, then when time to go, Damian walks the Reader back to his or her parent’s car, and before he or she can get in, he stops the Reader and tells them no matter what, he’ll make sure NOTHING will happen to the Reader, the Reader smiles and they confess they love each other, (only as friends for now, later in life, like late teens, they can date each other and marry each other and have children) then the Reader gets in the car and it drives off.  


“(Y/N), I need to speak to you,” Damian demanded, striding to your locker as you struggled to open it. You placed your backpack on the floor, working the combination lock. 

“Yeah?” you asked, grunting when the locker still didn’t open. You pulled on it, hoping by some miracle it would open. 

Damian glared at you, hitting your locker. Much to your surprise, it popped open. “How?” you asked, your eyes widening. 

“TT,” Damian huffed, pursing his lips. You shook your head in amazement before taking out the books you needed for homework. “I need to discuss this weekend with you.”

“Yes?” You stuffed the books in your backpack, glancing at him. He still had his customary scowl on his face. Zipping up your backpack, you slipped it onto your back while pulling your phone from your pocket.

“I have purchased the new Resident Evil game, and I want you to come over,” Damian ordered, shutting your locker for you. You smiled at him, glancing at your phone. 

“Sure, I’d love to, Damian.” His scowl softened. You both started to walk out of the building. “But don’t you have that big mission this weekend?”

Damian growled, stomping his foot. “Father is keeping me at home. He insists the mission is too dangerous.” You patted his arm, knowing he was upset by the tone of his voice. 

“Well, I’m sure your father is right,” you began, wincing when Damian glared at you. “You are capable, Damian. Your father is probably being overly cautious.”

“TT.” Damian opened the door allowing you to step outside first. He followed, falling into step beside you once again. “What time would be appropriate for me to pick you up for this weekend?”

You paused with a suspicious look on your face. “You? Don’t tell me you’re going to drive your dad’s limo to get me again? We almost got caught last time.”

Damian snorted. “If you are so against it, I suppose I could ask Pennyworth to drive.” 

“Good,” you sighed in relief. You came to a stop at the street corner where you and Damian usually parted ways. “How about ten o’clock on Saturday?” You elbowed him playfully. “Unless that’s too early for you.”

“TT, of course not,” Damian huffed, wrinkling his nose. 

You laughed before heading home. “See you later, Damian,” you called from over your shoulder. Damian waved at you, turning to where Alfred was waiting with the car. 

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anonymous asked:

The Batboys and their favorite of Damian's pets

Bruce: says he doesn’t like them/have a favourite but is a total sucker for Titus

Dick: loves all of them, is high key an animal person. Hangs out the most with Alfred the cat (and the person too)

Jason: Titus, he’s a dog person and if he has nightmares and is at the manor for some reason, Titus keeps him company while he tries to calm down

Tim: BatCow, since BC is in the cave Tim sees BC more than most of the other animals

Duke: he and Titus get along very well, Duke often plays with him and will secretly feed him under the table

Batfam's Daemons

As requested by anon

Bruce: I mean, just going from branding, a bat is a pretty sure fire bet since he’s the whole “solitary nocturnal spooky dude” kind of person ————————————————— Dick: a giant panda; they’re typically very passive and peaceful but can get aggressive if need be ————————————————— Jason: a wolf; they’re basically like dogs, just bigger. They can be aggressive when trying to protect themselves or their pack but are also very cunning and resourceful ————————————————— Tim: a crow; they’re highly intelligent and can actually solve complex puzzles and adapt to tough situations without becoming too stressed out ————————————————— Steph: a raccoon; they’re capable of making complex social relationships but are also resourceful and cunning, they know how to get what they want when they want it ————————————————— Damian: a cat; they have incredible agility, are superb hunters, don’t always listen to people but are always open to learning new things and skills. They also have high sensory abilities ————————————————— Cass: a red fox; they are highly cunning animals that can use their advanced hearing to pinpoint an enemy from feet away and are able to use hunting techniques that are extremely accurate by relying on the earth’s magnetic field ————————————————— Babs: a falcon; they have a remarkable memory and are extremely intelligent, they know how to cooperate and follow orders but can also hold on their own ————————————————— Duke: a lion; they’re highly social animals that depend on a team to survive but are also proficient hunters on their own. They’re also very protective of their own pride and will go to great lengths to make sure they’re all safe