Confession: While I understand why people have a dislike for ChromxSumia because of their supports, honestly the supports for ChromxFemRobin bug me much more, since it’s all based around harem comedy “whoops, you saw me naked, now I have to get angry and hurt you” bullsh*t that makes me want to smash my head into a wall every time I see it. It’s especially a shame since there is some actual chemistry in Chrom and MRobin’s supports as it deals with his natural concern for Chrom.

"I just can't wait to be king" parody ft Damian Wayne

Damian: I’m gonna be kickass bat
So Court of Rogues beware

Tim: I’ve never met a kin of Bruce
With such a wimpy glare

Damian: I’m gonna be the greatest Bat
Like Bruce but only cool
Beat out dick and Jason too
Just you and then we’re through

Tim: yeah in your dreams, little guy

Damian: oh I just can’t wait to be the Bat

Alfred: you’ve got a long way to go, Master Wayne

Damian: no one’s saying shoot this
Tim: I said that to prote-
Damian: no one saying chop there
Tim: Damian you’re being a b-
Damian: no one saying grab him
Tim: DAMIAN FOR FUCK’S SA-
Damian: no one making me care!
Tim: DAMIAN YOU SHOULD CARE

Damian: free to swing my sword all day
Tim: maybe not??
Damian: free to just go chop away!

Alfred: I think it’s time that Master Wayne and I had a heart to heart

Damian: Bats don’t need advice
From butlers for a start

Alfred: if this is where Gotham’s heading count me out! Done with Wayne done with Gotham, it makes me want to scream!

Damian: oh I just can’t wait to be the bat!
Everybody follow
Everybody listen
Yeah now I’m the boss
Time for ass kissin’

Tim: NOT YET

Damian: let every guy in Gotham know that
Damian Wayne is on Bruce’s throne yeah
Talia’s son is in charge at home and
I just can’t wait to be the bat
Oh I just can’t wait to be the bat
Oh I just can’t waittttttt to be the BAT

I don’t know this as well but I tried ^^

Rockabye

A little over a month ago, I posted a request that was about Damian coming to live with Dick and his s/o and seeing them as his new family and this is the part 2 to that! Thank you so much for sending in this request and I am quite sorry it took such a long time for me to post this! I hope you enjoy reading this!

ONE


“What does this mean?” You ask Dick when he opened the letter he had received from Bruce. Dick lets out a sigh before shaking his head. “Dick, come on, tell me – I deserve to know too.”

Dick looks away from the letter to stare at you. He brings you closer to him, wrapping his arms around your torso and you gingerly wrap your arms around Dick’s body – you can feel how tense he is and whatever the letter was about, it was nothing good. You can feel Dick kissing your temple a couple of times before pulling away to look at you.

“It really hurts me to say this,” Dick shakes his head and you can hear the hurt in his voice, “Bruce wants Damian back and he says… if we do not hand Damian over, he will be seeing us in court.” You let out a gasp, your hand flying over to cover your mouth.

Bruce had only recently come back from his long disappearance and despite how you had been over the moon with his reappearance initially, that feeling has long gone the moment you hear those words from Dick. You are afraid of what’s going to happen to your entire family and you also know just how important family is to Dick too. What scares you the most is the fact that Bruce wants to bring this entire thing to court and you know just how many connections he has and that scares you a whole lot.

“But Damian’s happy with us!” You exclaim as quietly as you can, reminding yourself that your baby is still asleep and that Damian could be eavesdropping your conversation at any given time – he does it a lot and you have yet to break that habit of his. “Does Bruce not know that? Why is he doing this to us, Dick?” You grip his shirt tight in your hand and Dick sighs before shaking his head.

“I’m, I think I will go and talk to Bruce.” Dick gives you one last hug before pulling away. “Maybe we can come to compromise and I know if I let Bruce know just how nicely Damian is adapting to life with us, it would be alright.”

You look at him skeptically. You really want to trust Dick’s words – he has rarely ever let you down – but you still have that doubt at the back of your mind.

“Do you trust me?” Dick immediately asks you as he holds your cheek in his palm and you nod your head. He gives you a small smile but that, in itself, is already enough to reassure you that Dick knows what he is doing.

“Of course I trust you, Dick. I trust you with my entire being.” You tell him earnestly and Dick nods his head.

“That’s enough for me, Y/N. I’ll be back soon alright?” He presses his lips against yours a few times. “Just make sure to keep Damian in the house – I really want to talk to Bruce first and if worse comes to worse, we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.” Dick smiles at you and you give him a small smile.

You are somewhat thankful that your son is still asleep at that moment so when Dick left the house to go talk to Bruce, you sought out Damian. He is currently reading through another history book and you smile as you lean against the door frame.

Ever since Damian came to live with you, he has mellowed down – obviously, he still goes on missions and patrols and can be quite bratty every now and then but he definitely has mellowed down. You liked to think that being with your family, Damian has gotten a second chance at being a kid.

“You seem to be enjoying that book.” You softly call out, not wanting to surprise Damian. He looks up from his book and a small smile graces his face.

“How are you, Mother?” Damian closes the book he had been reading and sets it aside before sitting up. You slowly walk over to where he had been laying down and sit down beside him. Damian immediately leans against you – one thing you noticed ever since Damian came to live with Dick and you is that he is very affectionate with you when the two of you are alone – and he wounds an arm around your waist.

You drape your arm over his shoulder, pulling him against you. “I’m fine, Damian. Just worried.” You finally remember to answer his question and Damian pulls away to look at you. You give him a small smile before pushing his head against your shoulder once more. “Nothing to worry about, Damian – I trust Dick and I know things will turn out alright.”

You have faith that Dick knows what he is doing and you also have faith that Bruce will come to understand that Damian is better off living with Dick and you. You would not even try to stop Bruce from coming over and seeing Damian – after all, he is still Damian’s biological father.

“Tt.” Damian shakes his head but proceeds to talk about his entire day – he had managed to build his own kite from scratch and given enough time, his kite will probably be able to deploy miniature bots that can track down enemies once he fixes the system to deploy them. Although you have very little understanding about everything Damian had just said, it really is nice listening to him talk about his day. “I also read the Little Prince to beloved brother.” Damian tells you – this is also one of the things Damian loved to do: reading books to your son. You find it very endearing that he takes some time off every night to read something to your son.

“Thank you, Damian.” You press your lips atop his head and Damian shrugs his shoulders.

“Tt. I should be thanking you, mother.” Damian replies and you chuckle before nodding your head. You’re just going to let Damian have the last word today.