Imagine your OTP

Robber: * pulls out a gun *This is a robbery nobody move

Person A: …

Person B: … * slowly reaches hand down to their pocket to get their snack*

Person A: What are you doing, don’t move

Person B: I’m hungry

Person A: You’re going to get s hot

Person B : I don’t care least I die doing what I love

Person A: I care! * starts tearing up*

Person B: Oh shit, babe. Don’t start crying now I’m going to start crying

Robber: Is… Is this a bad timing? Should I come back later?