Robbery

Imagine your OTP

Robber: * pulls out a gun *This is a robbery nobody move


Person A: …


Person B: … * slowly reaches hand down to their pocket to get their snack*


Person A: What are you doing, don’t move


Person B: I’m hungry


Person A: You’re going to get s hot


Person B : I don’t care least I die doing what I love


Person A: I care! * starts tearing up*


Person B: Oh shit, babe. Don’t start crying now I’m going to start crying


Robber: Is… Is this a bad timing? Should I come back later?