I've been introduced to the world of Robama. I can't.

“And what if you lose the election?” Romney asked tepidly (is that a word?) Obama simply shrugs and tugs at his lover’s tie, “I’ll still have governing power over this body.” – I just typed this up in my math class, I really hope no one was reading over my shoulder, pahaha

50 Shades of Robama

When Presidential nominee Mittens Romney goes to debate with young President Barack Obama, he encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Romney is startled to realize he wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds he is desperate to get close to Obama. Unable to resist Romney’s quiet racism, misogyny, and conservative spirit, Obama admits he wants him, too—but on his own terms.

Shocked yet thrilled by Obama’s singular erotic tastes, Romney hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Obama is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Romney discovers Obama’s secrets and explores his own dark desires.

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, Robama is a tryst that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever.