Rob Scuderi

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: The Penguins might sell the organization and honestly that isn't really okay. Paulie is gone, Beau is probably going to be gone, Ehrhoff is gone too, this is not okay. On top of the big fuck-muffin that this situation is, Sutter, Scuderi, and Kunitz might be traded. None of this is okay. I am not okay.
Texts to Rob Scuderi
  • Crosby: WELCOME BACK TO THE CROSBY SHOW ;)
  • Orpik: Slowly but surely we will over take the Canadians on this team. America, fuck yeah!
  • Letang: I AM DE BEST DEFENSEMEN AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME NOW. TIMES HAVE CHANGED MY BROTHER.
  • Malkin: Они мне позвонить MVP, мое имя.
  • Fleury: Protect me so I can protect the next, pleasseeee.
  • Kunitz: We might not have cap, but we'll win the cup.
  • Dupuis: Dan Potash is MINE.
  • Adams: In 1777, my forefathers predicted your return. The documents of this prediction are located in my forefathers' secret chamber in Harvard.
  • Neal: Nice to meet you, I'm the real deal.