Ritter

Well, I’ve heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord. But you don’t really care for music, do you? Well, it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift! The baffled king composing Hallelujah

                                      Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.” 

How an interaction between me and killgrave might go
  • Me:*bumps into killgrave when walking past*
  • Killgrave:go screw yourself
  • Me:*keeps on walking*
  • Killgrave:*a bit alarmed* *grabs my arm* where are you going what are you doing?
  • Me:"to find a screw. Duh."
  • Killgrave:oh... clever. But no i meant go f yourself
  • Me:"okay" *walks away*
  • Killgrave:stop!
  • *i stop*
  • Where are you going now...?
  • Me:"to go to office max"
  • Killgrave:????
  • Me:"or home depot... or Lowe's or wait no to office max. Wait i already said that... what do you call the place where you can go make a lot of copies or print a bunch of shit out?"
  • Killgrave:*a bit irritated* extINCT ???
  • Me:"oh" *walks away*
  • Killgrave:what now??? Where are you going. Answer me!
  • Me:"well it's a bit out of the way... but home"
  • Killgrave:whY
  • Me:"to go on my laptop, get on Microsoft word, type in F, blow it up, print it out, cut the f out... tape it to myself. Duh"
  • *walks away*
  • Killgrave:i mEANT... ugh mever mind. you annoy me. Go cut someone 1000 times. I want you to feel guilt. You worthless-
  • Me:*walks away*
  • Killgrave:....
  • wait!
  • *i of course, wait*
  • So you're... *actually* gonna go cut someone 1000 times?
  • Me:*shrugs* "Sure"
  • *walks away*
  • Killgrave:...
  • Me:*walking away*
  • Killgrave:....
  • Me:*walking away*
  • Killgrave:stop.... what's your plan. Tell me.
  • Me:"going to a movie theater"
  • Killgrave :wHAT WHyy
  • Me:"to wait..."
  • Killgrave:FOOOOOR? ?!??
  • Me:"the opening of the new star wars."
  • Killgrave:ELABORATEEE
  • me:"I'm gonna go and stand at the end of the line of the first opening. Right when they're about to let people in I'll then run to the front of the line."
  • Killgrave:WHAT. THE. SHIT.
  • me:"I'd be cutting maybe a thousand people.... hey you didn't say i had to cut the same someone 1000 times."
  • Killgrave:GAAAHHHH
  • Me:"..... that was quite possibly... the worst Chewbacca impression I've ever heard."
  • Killgrave:LET'S... hmm
  • *smiles and straightens jacket/tie*
  • start... from the beginning...
  • Killgrave:go FUCK yourself
  • Me:: "....
  • ....
  • ...
  • .
  • I'm...
  • Asexual"
  • Killgrave:*digs a grave*
  • *kills himself in it*