Riff-off

Imagine, like, a pitch perfect movie, but there’s this one singer like, who knows literally no pop music. They can sing but, like, they’re totally useless in the riff offs, and they get teased and made fun of cause they’re the biggest musical theatre nerd. Except at the end of the movie, the riff off category is ‘songs from musicals’ and everyone’s like ughhh whatt but that one kid is like OH MY GOD YES YOU BITCES BETTER BE READY and everyones like eww can’t we have a different category and then they start with something rlly jazzy like ‘hey big spender’ and ppl are impressed cause they thought all musical theatre music was rlly ugh and boring and uncool. And all the other teams are rlly struggling to even keep up and they’re all doing really predictable obvious stuff from disney films n stuff, and even the kid’s own team are like, almost lost and they’re just following cause this guy HAS FKN GOT THIS. and (s)he’s winning so good and is just DOIN IT. and then they sing like ‘so big/so small’ or something and they get to ‘is there another truck in the driveway? A truck that will take mommy away?’ and people are like Oh. Oh no. OH NO I DIDN’T COME TO THIS RIFF OFF TO HAVE THE PACIFIC OCEAN COME OUT MY EYES and from then on no one makes fun of them ever again

and I don’t think you understand how much I want this to be real cause tbh that kid would literally be me.

Concept: Ben v. Ben Riff-off

Ben Platt going head to head with Ben Fankhauser to see who can fit the most riffs into a song that really doesn’t need riffs, like Baa Baa Black Sheep.

  • 1 point for every successful riff
  • -1 point for every riff that sounds forced 
  • 2 points for every riff that would sound forced if anyone else was singing it
ok but imagine muggleborns bringing disney to hogwarts

- muggle-borns singing high school musical songs only for other mb’s to join in
- everyone else is extremely confused
- screaming TO DEFEAT THE HUNS when teachers start lessons with “let’s get down to business”
- teaching all your pureblood pals the lyrics to all the songs
- prefects leading their houses in bursts of song
- RIFF OFFS BETWEEN HOUSES
- the teachers constantly scold for all the singing but secretly hum the songs all day
- someone introducing mcgonagall to cinderella
- mcgonagall using cinderella in a transfiguration lesson bc fairy god mother changes all cinderellas shit
- the kids calling mcgonagall fairy god mother
- muggleborns showing pureblood kiddos all their fav disney movies
- pureblood kiddos LEARNING ABOUT DISNEY PARKS and losing their minds bc there’s an actual PLACE where this stuff comes to life
- showing all ur pureblood pals ur fav disney movies
- them criticizing everything bc ‘THATS JUST NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS!’
- but they secretly love it
- jamming to we’re all in this together in the common rooms during exams
- lee jordan yelling WHAT TEAM whilst narrating quidditch matches
- everyone in the stands yelling WILD CATS

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Boy Bands v. Solo Artists Riff-Off with Liam Payne

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New original character reveal for real-world Stardust Crusaders-themed Real Escape game:

Stand Master:  Deja Maker ( ディジャ ・ メイカー )
Stand Name: House of Holy ( ハウス・オブ・ホーリー)

In true Jojo fashion, both name are riffs off Zeppelin (D’yer Mak’er and Houses of the Holy).  He’s voiced by Hiroki Yasumoto and apparently his stand turns the event venues into labyrinths.  Info at realdgame.jp/jojo3.

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Oh there goes my weave

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Boy Bands v. Solo Artists Riff-Off w/ Liam Payne