signs as amusement park rides
  • ferris wheels: slow, predictable, beautiful, universally known, and a classic. (taurus)
  • carousels: another classic, historical, and each carousel is different. (libra, capricorn)
  • bumper cars: self-controlled, and dependent on other people's actions (gemini, pisces)
  • dark rides: mysterious, sometimes haunted, scary, and chilling (scorpio)
  • circular rides: usually spins and gets you dizzy, a childhood ride (cancer, virgo)
  • roller coasters: fun, crazy, and fast (leo, sagittarius)
  • thrill rides: extreme, unpredictable, and bold (aries, aquarius)