Restaurant-Impossible

My mom and I just spent the last twenty minutes coming up with titles for a biography of Restaurant Impossible host Robert Irvine

“Robert Irvine: Gagging and looking disappointed”

“Robert Irvine: British and confused”

“Robert Irvine: Look at your restaurant. Look at your choices”

“Robert Irvine: These steroids won’t pay for themselves”

“Robert Irvine: Making you cry and judging you”

“Robert Irvine: FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP FREEZING EVERYTHING”