Imagine William hunting down the people responsible for sending him unwanted spam in his message box and asking them “politely” to help with his research, that way, they’re actually useful to humanity.
My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corporation, the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. I was head of security at a secret high-tech facility, The Hive, a giant underground laboratory developing experimental viral weaponry. But there was an incident. The virus escaped and everybody died. Trouble was… they didn’t stay dead.