Não vale a pena querer tratar das feridas dos outros e no fim acabar saindo pior que elas.
—  Um amigo me ensinou, Correções.
Are you bored? Because we should put together a list of pick up lines.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours instead?

Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?

You can have the portkey to my heart.

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you an airbender? Cause you take my breath away.

You Corbin Bleu me away!

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

Hi, I’m Oliver Wood! Want to take a ride on my boomstick?

I’ll couples cosplay with you.

If you were a dementor I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

So do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you a weeping angel? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.

Are you Rose Tyler? Because I

Is your name John Watson? Because I’m falling for you.

Are you the sun? Because you light up my world.

Let me grip you tight and raise you from perdition.

Are you tumblr? Because I can’t stop looking at you.

You and me are my OTP.

Are you a beaver? Cause DAAAAAAAM

Are you the One Ring? Cause you’re my precious.

Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you and I should be.

You can always trust me to bring protection, I’ve got my Angel Blade.

I wish I were your pillow so I could be with you when you fall asleep and when you wake up.

Life without you is like coffee without sugar, bitter and dark and not at all sweet.